"You know what the problem is with being the smartest person in the world?"
it had been approximately three hundred and fourty-seven days since Robotnik had came to this miserable planet. Eleven months and his ever constant battle with sanity was slowly slipping, but he wouldn't admit it. In his eyes he was winning and would find a way to return to Earth and destroy the Hedgehog and imbecilic self proclaimed 'Donut Lord' Mr. Wachowski. The ones that sit him here in the first place!
As he sat down at his campsite as the sun started setting on the landscape, he was eating a skewered mushroom, the same thing he had eaten over and over and over and over again "when we get out of here .... i never want to see another mushroom ever again .... and i am going to eat a feast! I don't care if i get fat, i will not starve like this again ... right Agent Stone?" he said turning to his right to face a head shaped and size rock with a mushroom on a stick over the fire which Robotnik took and ate as well. "this is all just a minor setback ... soon Stone, soon I'll rebuild the Energized Genius Glider ... then we can go home ... but we'll need to try to find a more technologically advanced planet to get there" he said before taking out the blue quill and gazed at it watching it crackle with electricity "and this will get us there Stone .... there-" he said pointing up to a nearby planet that had features similar to Earth but only slightly different "that planet should have some sort of technological knowledge ... and with my superior intellect, I'll get the parts one way or another" he said standing up looking at the planet "YOU HEAR ME?! YOU'LL EITHER WELCOME ME AS AN INTELLECTUAL GODSEND OR A GOD!" he shouted before seeing a spark of blue shine in the night sky and headed straight for him.
Jumping out of the way, he saw the fallen object down below on the planet's ground floor in a massive crater "Stone ..." he said grabbing the rock "time for some rockonnaissance!" he said then threw it down the large hole and heard a thud before going down himself with the backpack of scrap metal and the quill. As he looked at the freshly made crater, he turned to the rock with a stiff nod "good work Agent Stone" he said before walking closer to see ... a gem? It was strange but there it was: a blue gem the size of a grape. His eyes shined with interest as he slowly reached for it and felt it cool to the touch, already he felt it pulsing with energy and knew he found something that could prove useful, suddenly it shined in his hand and a glowing blue portal opened infront of him to see a bustling metropolis with ... anthropomorphic beings? Yes, rabbits, foxes, all manner of animals all walking as people in modern day looking attire, though some did which he believed to be the females while the men had shoes on ... like the hedgehog. In fact as he continued to watch he saw one pass by with grey quills! Smirking he knew he had found the Hedgehog's home planet and his face began to contort into a wide grin as he let out a loud insane laugh that echoed throughout the mushroom planet.
He had discovered the first step to his revenge.
This was five years ago
"...Everyone else seems stupid."
