Name: Kashmir Kuzmyak (Kooz-me-yak)
Nickname: Kash
Gender/Pronoun: AFAB / doesn't care
Age: 26
Birthday: July 30th
Sign: Leo
Gemstone: Ruby
Blood Type: B-
Fav. Food: Baconator cheeseburger from Wendy's.
Hated Food: Cauliflower. Albino dirt broccoli that tastes like boiled fart.
Occupation: Uber driver / independent contractor, when not trying for bouts or plying for bartending jobs (strange how she keeps getting fired for drinking the bar).
Hobbies: Facepunch - Nothing like a good fist to the face to get your perspective straight. She's not much of an instigator herself, but when trouble's brewing and hands are getting itchy for face hi-fives, she joins in happily. Plus there's always those MMA matches, boxing, the occasional underground fighting ring that took Fight Club too seriously, or the stray stranger who could pay for his rudeness with his teeth once in a while. Kash wears a good, valued number of war scars from these little excursions and she doesn't mind adding more if the price is right. No wager necessary, none needed to enjoy the grounding feel of pain in the jaw while planning the next hit.
If she doesn't get into it more than once a week, she starts getting itchy for a fight. Starts looking for those sketchy situations, those old DC rumors that promise either a good show or a bleeding end. Her luck that she usually gets along with whoever was catching her hands afterward. Good way to air aggressions, gain respect, and make a drinking buddy.
Drinking contests - Drinking numbs sore muscles and sore losses, and good spirits put people in good spirits. Being a social drinker, Kash puts in her time at gastropubs and restaurants after a good bout. If she loses, she happily picks up the tab. Kash likes beers mostly -- stouts and IPAs and lagers and everything in between -- and likes making friends with those who brew. Homebrew's a taste adventure plus she can crash at their place if she scoots past the usual buzz. A light disclaimer: she drinks responsibly and knows her limits!
Netflix and chill - The only way Kash knows how to treat a hangover, though it sometimes works for losses too. She likes the Netflix originals seeing as there's usually enough seasons laid down that she could burn up a good few hours until she falls asleep. Popping ibuprofen or acetaminophen and adding a cold compress to the mix usually treats the body aches while she couch potatoes her way through a recuperative day. Historical dramas are ever the favorite, but modern childhood horror takes like Stranger Things or IT or Super 8 are often a binge. And while she loves sitcoms, they make her laugh to the point that her ribs or her head hurts.
Virtues: Fearless -- Usually Kash knows what she wants and goes for it. If she's along for the ride, she makes it known that she's cool with anything. Not a great lot scares her -- you only die once -- and people aren't scary once one gets to know them. Worst thing she could do is sit at home and be scared of something she's never done before, right? So Kash makes an effort to get involved in places, get invested in people. She'll invite a foreign face out to dinner, or tell the p***k of a bartender to sod off, or blow the better part of her savings on some insider tip on the NYSE.
Consistent -- While Kash isn't vehemently routine oriented, she's predictable in a lot of helpful ways. She's dressed the same for at least the last five years, making outfit gift ideas easy. She retained the same food preferences since childhood, so finding the right restaurant is a breeze. She likes cycling through the same exercise routines, she's got her go-to eateries and bars, and she's been her same chummy, easygoing self for ages. But the pinnacle of this trait is that she keeps a stable, consistent mood. There's no walking on eggshells with her.
Ambitious - Kash knows what she wants and she's going to get it, even if she has to be creative about it instead of punching face. Ambition, for her, means two things: 1) she's constantly spotting things she wants, be it a new job or a new girl or more freedoms, and 2) she's constantly looking for ways to obtain the things she wants. She'll follow others, assemble people under her lead, play dress-up and pretend to be someone else, punch face, punch more face, sky's the limit.
Flaws:Too Consistent -- Life with Kash is quite static despite all the ways she tries to invest herself in others. Point out all the flaws in her methods -- how she reads people, how she deals with stressful situations, who she decides to listen to -- and she still doesn't change them. Suggesting that she shouldn't pin important life-or-death situations on a tavern brawl might get a concession that the suggestion's correct, but it's so much a part of who she is that changing it's impossible. Just like how some seedy bar's been so much a part of who she is for the last five years that she couldn't possibly swap to the bar down the street that's had two less shootings per year and still sells her beer of choice.
Unapologetic -- Yeah, mistakes happen, but it's not like she made them on purpose. If she did, they wouldn't be mistakes. So why say sorry for something she never meant to do in the first place? And if she did intentionally sabotage someone whom she later came to respect, she still wouldn't mete out an apology. That was then, and she had a different opinion then compared to the opinion she has now. Apologies are just groveling, probably. Signs of weakness and the like. Should definitely blame it on millennial culture. And don't even ask about traffic accidents -- stupid git shoulda gotten out of the way.
Crass -- She doesn't have much in the way of sensitivity. She's more the type to sling an arm around someone's shoulder and tell them their ex-wife was a ********' hag and raise a drink. Expect her to tread with some sensitivity around the topic, respect the person's feelings, or use subtle language and one will be very disappointed. She's also not recommended for high-class dinner balls, social functions, or informal gatherings if alcohol isn't involved.
PHYSICAL DESCRIPTION
Eyes: One eye blue, other eye red.
Hair: Undercut with curly shoulder-length ponytail and
short bangs. Honey blonde with a gradient like
this but aqua / ocean blues instead of red/purple. Yes, it's basically an undercut mullet.
Face: Couple bumps in the nose from breaks, slanted smile, full lips and upturned eyes. Triangular face shape. Beauty mark below left eye.
Skin Tone: Midtone caucasianBody Type: Mesomorph banana shape
Clothes: Whatever fits, really. Tied button-ups, flannel, sweatpants when not going outside. When actually leaving the house, dresses androgynous to masculine with pants, fitted vests, button-ups that actually aren't trashy, formal ties, blazers. Gotta dress to impress. Loves hats and tie clips.
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