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kuropeco rolled 2 20-sided dice:
13, 2
Total: 15 (2-40)
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 Posted: Tue Jan 23, 2018 7:49 pm
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Lucyal rolled 1 8-sided dice:
7
Total: 7 (1-8)
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Posted: Tue Jan 23, 2018 8:20 pm
Round three. Alright. Harmotome was feeling pretty good. That would probably crash and burn as soon as Pyrophanite showed up and started mooing, but until then. She was going to enjoy this. The lieutenant was stretching her arms as she approached her opponent---a dude this time---well, that she knew for sure. The jury had still been out on Drab. "Let us get to it!" She called to the other lieutenant, and wasted no time in throwing herself at him and twirling into a round house kick aimed for his mid-section.
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kuropeco rolled 1 8-sided dice:
5
Total: 5 (1-8)
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Posted: Tue Jan 23, 2018 8:32 pm
Quintinite was, to say the least, offended.
Mostly internally, like he'd been caught off balance - which he had been - rudely. The lieutenant had just kicked his stomach, which was perfectly annoying, if Quintinite was being entirely honest with himself. He staggered backwards with a grunt, barely biting back a disgruntled yelp.
"Was that really necessary?" he asked, straightening, brushing back some of his curls. Harmotome's appearance was eyed, his eyes going from the top of her head, down to her feet, and then back up again before he swung the wand forward, intending to smack her with it.
"Aren't you afraid your tits are going to fall out of that uniform?"
It was a genuine question. He was very curious.
HP: 15 / 20
DMG: 3
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Lucyal rolled 1 8-sided dice:
4
Total: 4 (1-8)
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Posted: Tue Jan 23, 2018 8:38 pm
Goodness gracious what was up with all these lieutenants and their sassy mouths. Clearly their superior officers didn't beat them enough (nevermind that she fell into the same category but didn't include herself in it). "Uh, ya." She drawled as if it was obvious. "This is a battle!" Her nose wrinkled as he swatted her with his wand, and she reached out aim a punch for his gut. "They have not yet! "Vhy do you not hit harder?" She sneered. "Afraid you vill break nail?"
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Posted: Tue Jan 23, 2018 8:47 pm
Spectator Cornetite had not left his spot in the stands since the last round Harmotome had fought in. He could have, sure. He probably should have, realistically, but his junk was still sore and if he could convince someone else to get him a refresher ice-pack while he lounged about... Well, he intended to take advantage of it. Besides, it also meant that he was already in place for the match that Mab and Nitratine had both said that they wanted to be present for. For what reason he could only guess, but he was fairly certain it didn't involve being a good sport.
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Posted: Tue Jan 23, 2018 11:34 pm
"Probably can't hit harder because there's a cow in his way!" Pyro WAS ALREADY starting the Moo side.
"JUST PUNCH HER IN THE TITS."
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Posted: Tue Jan 23, 2018 11:56 pm
Spectator
Mab made his way back into the stands where Cornetite lounged with his ice pack. He was not going to miss this round, not only were two of his fans going to be there, but Hamburgertome was in it.
"What ever you do, DON'T CALL HER A COW" He called helpfully to Quintinite. The snakey general was still around, still booing - well mooing - at Harmotome.
The Moo side indeed. Well under way.
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kuropeco rolled 1 8-sided dice:
6
Total: 6 (1-8)
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Posted: Wed Jan 24, 2018 5:59 am
He raised a brow.
"It is a battle, thank you for informing me," Quintinite said dryly, then let out a soft wheeze as Harmotome's fist made contact with his stomach. Fortunately, he'd already been in the process of twisting away from her, and so it was only a glancing blow. "I had no idea."
He flipped his head, eyed her, then attempted to smack her in the leg with his wand.
"And no, I don't like having long nails. Makes it hard to work."
There was a lot of heckling happening on the sidelines. Quintinite shot them a curious look before glancing back at Harmotome, eyebrow still raised. "How forktunous I get to work with you," he deadpanned.
HP: 13 / 20
DMG: 4
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Lucyal rolled 1 8-sided dice:
8
Total: 8 (1-8)
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Posted: Wed Jan 24, 2018 8:33 am
Her left eye started to twitch, as indeed, the peace which was the absence of Pyrophanite's voice was shattered. Next came the sound of Drab, too. Seriously, didn't these ******** all have quotas to go fill or something!? "YOUR a** STILL SORE FROM TAKING IT LIKE A PRISON b***h IN ROUND ONE, PYROPHANITE!? IS THAT VHY I HAVE NOT SEEN YOU SIT SINCE!?" Her nostrils flared as she turned back to her opponent and she snarled as he responded and then also whapped her with his wand again. "No, you do not know it is a fight because you are also acting like a little b***h." The lieutenant reached out to grab the wrist that held the wand, and then she twisted his arm, pulling him closer to her.
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Posted: Wed Jan 24, 2018 9:19 am
SpactatorGeo sighed, trying to ignore the aches and pains that his body now had, wishing that he hadn't ever signed up for this tournament in the first place, not that he had a choice in it. His fights were finally done, his butt having been thoroughly whooped in the last one, but at least it meant that he could just watch any of the other fights now, and this was one he had wanted to see.
Waiting in the halls he had sometimes heard a lot of smack-talk and wanted to see what it was all about. So when he had heard this one, he had made sure to take a seat in the stands, watching all of the craziness play out. At least crazier that what he had gone to. Apparently his opponents had all been okay with mostly just throwing punches and stuff and not trash-talking each other at the same time.
He had been sitting for a while, his back against the row behind him, arms out, trying to get in a more relaxed position, watching it all unfold. It seemed that the female lieutenant had some sort of grudge against one of the generals that was in the stand. Not that Geo could blame her. The scab-covered general (since he couldn't see the scales) seemed to be making fun of her specifically, or at least a specific part of her anatomy. Geo wondered if he had something against or for women with such large... tracks of land.
He decided he would have a bit of fun though. Luckily he had learned both of the lieutenants names. "Harmotome! Beat that Queen-of-Hearts consort wannabe's a**!" Not that Geo could talk. He did have a dark red outfit with PINK highlights himself. But, that trash-talking general wasn't whom he reported to after all. And this all seemed to be the sort of place where it would be forgiven.Lucyal Have a supporter Harmotome
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Posted: Wed Jan 24, 2018 12:50 pm
SpactatorStrengite was sore and ache but her nose wasn't bleeding anymore and her head wasn't spinning although it still hurt some. The headache would go away with time and some relaxation but it was a bit hard to find any of that around here what with all the other tournament fights going on. She had avoided most of them in the pursuit of calming her throbbing head but when she had heard that Boob for Brains won her second match Strengite knew she would have to watch her next one. If only to see her get her a** kicked. So here she was in the stands listening to the catcalling and snark that seemed to be standard in these fights, or at least the ones with that particular Lieutenant. She nearly spit out the sip of water with the sore a** comment BB shot back at Limp d**k, aka Pyrophanite.... Strengite did not appreciate the general's comments during her own battle with BB, aka Boobs for Brains. Even with all the amusing commentary and insults being tossed about something was nagging at her. It was driving her nuts so when the pink Tron boy shouted out his insult it was like a light went off in her head. "That's it! Thanks sweety." In way of thanks for the thought that had been escaping her Strengite tossed the boy a wink and blew him a kiss before she stood and shouted out her own 'cheer'. "Yo 'anna' you best not let Drag Queen of Hearts over there kick your a**!" She wanted to see BB get her a** kicked but she also wanted to see her win since that meant that Strengite didn't lose to a lame a** fighter, which would just be the icing on the humiliation cake she already had. [quote-"Lucyal"]'Anna' kick Drag Queen's a**!
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Posted: Wed Jan 24, 2018 3:45 pm
Butthurt Spectator Nambulite, coming through!
Nambulite was very much still nursing the wounds to his body and pride, but he kind of wanted to see how the guy that beat him was doing. He arrived fashionably late, and it seemed that there was a smattering of other spectators there already. These two must have had a following in the Negaverse. Boy, he sure hoped he'd have fans in the Negaverse someday!
Anyway, he sat in the crowd with his arms folded, pouting at the battlefield and trying to not to look too interested and periodically flipping a stealth bird (you know, when you pretend you're messing with your hair but your middle finger is up). The mooing (?!) of the crowd around him roused him to be a contrarian eventually, however. "Hey, Mr. Fairy Wand!" he called out, making reference to Quintinite's weapon. "You'd better not let her beat you up, or I'LL come in there and... beat you up again!" So lame. So minus style points. Whatever, the point had been made.
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kuropeco rolled 1 8-sided dice:
6
Total: 6 (1-8)
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Posted: Wed Jan 24, 2018 5:32 pm
The group of spectators had grown substantially. Quintinite was vaguely aware that most of them seemed to be in support of his opponent, which made sense, considering he was new to the Negaverse and knew practically nobody, but it still made for a loud sort of peanut gallery.
Plus the insults were, well. Insulting. Good thing he was bored of them already.
"Friend of yours?" Quintinite quipped, nodding towards the snake...person...whatever he was. Harmotome's hand came around his wrist and yanked him forward, off balance, Quintinite stumbling, hissing out a sound that was almost a yelp but not quite.
"Ow. That was rude. I'm quite sure the little b***h is you, sugar tits," he added, because she'd jerked him forward and now he had a pretty close up view. A momentary debate happened where Quintinite decided if he wanted to punch her or not, which ended with him kneeing her in the stomach instead.
HP: 7 / 20
DMG: 4
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Lucyal rolled 1 8-sided dice:
1
Total: 1 (1-8)
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Posted: Wed Jan 24, 2018 5:41 pm
There was a loud groan from Harmotome upon hearing the nickname Anna and Strengite's voice from the crowd. It was both annoying yet flattering that she was rooting for her at the same time. Funny. As a newcomer's voice spoke up, dark eyed eyes quickly scanned the spectators to pick him up, and to the encourgement, she gave a nod of acknowledgement and appreciation. It was refreshing for some real cheering. " No." She snapped back at Quintinite, and then scoffed. " Are you not a little old to be checking me out?" Any further comment was halted as the man knee'd her gut. The force had her feet lifting the ground temporarily and the air knocked out of her lungs.
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kuropeco rolled 1 8-sided dice:
4
Total: 4 (1-8)
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Posted: Wed Jan 24, 2018 6:52 pm
Quintinite, for the first time, looked affronted.
"Just how old do you think I am?" he asked, then wondered just how old she was, then decided he was never going to say anything like that again because having no way of knowing hold old someone else was a bad way to start things, and this was a bad way to fight.
Quintinite pivoted away from her and took several skittering steps back on his heels, skidding slightly on the ground, then kicked her in the shins for good measure.
"You're a rude one," he observed. "Are you sure you're not friends with the snake one?"
HP: 7 / 20
DMG: 2
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