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 Posted: Sat Nov 18, 2017 4:11 pm
Three o'clock had arrived far sooner than anticipated - Bob had been prepared to dash off to one of his nearby comrade's houses to catch today's episode of Maury but... well, he hadn't expected people to be nearly as generous as they'd been around the outdoor food court adjacent to the outdoor mall.
Stuffed full of garlic bread, taco parts and cookie crumbles, the fat Maine Coon caught a glimpse of the time on the nearby clock tower and his green eyes lit up in horror.
He was going to be late!
There hadn't been time to find a willing household to mooch TV from, so he'd settled for the janky looking electronics store down on Fourth Avenue - he could always depend on 'ol Murray to have at least one of the displays showing trashy television.
So, there he sat... thoroughly enjoying the riveting part three of I Got My Stepsister Pregnant... With Triplets!
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Posted: Sat Nov 18, 2017 8:38 pm
Current mood: not happy Bernard thought as he slowly made his way down the street. Unfortunately he had been outside sunning on one of the backyard deck chairs, and had accidentally been locked outside of the house when his humans had left for a party and the workers had been allowed to take the day off. Would he starve? No, though it wouldn't be good for him to miss a meal. But that wasn't the problem. He was MISSING HIS SOAP OPERAS. And they wouldn't be on streaming services until half a year later! And so he was a not happy kitty.
He was waddling down the street, trying to figure out what to do, or perhaps to find a tv that he could watch his soap operas on. However, that was when he felt the presence of... well it seemed to be another guardian cat. But this one was not an Order kitty... he wondered where it could be coming from. Making his way slowly in the direction that he felt the aura coming from, he soon came upon another kitty.
Bernard made a quick face at the other's looks. Ginger wasn't a bad color of course, but it looked matted and dirty, and this cat's tie seemed to be dragging around. More than worrying about the cat being possibly corrupted, he wanted to drag the guardian back with him to his house, and give him a proper cleaning along with fixing that tie. Bernard "charged" up to the kitty, and by that it meant he was waddling a bit faster. People giggled a bit and sometimes cooed at how cute the large kitty was, but Bernard did not hear. This was a travesty he had to stop!
As he made his way towards the other cat, and was about to address him, he realized that the cat was staring at something, and Bernard looked the same way as the ginger guardian. Bernard blanched. It was quite a trashy show, but... he couldn't exactly say that out loud when he himself watched Soap Operas. However, if there were tvs, that meant that one of them could possibly be playing the Soap he was missing. He sighed, and used all of his self-control to not make a comment on the cat's current state of cleanliness as he asked. He cleared his throat, "Excuse me sir, but do you know if they can change the channels on these TVs?"
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Posted: Sun Nov 19, 2017 1:22 am
He was so lost in Shaquanda's denial of bearing Latavious's kid that he didn't bother noticing the other Mauvian's arrival until the fat puss was practically upon him. Green eyes gave him a glance before returning back to the screen... well, up until Pudge McPudge decide to talk during the big fight.
"If you don't have a remote, then you gotta either sweet talk 'ol Murray in there," one paw lifted up to gesture in the direction of the older store, "Or you gotta be sneaky about going in there and switching the channels when no one's looking."
The grin he offered the pompous looking White Moonie was nothing short of mischievous. "Then again, I almost got my furry butt whooped by an extension cord for trying last time... you feeling lucky, Fatty?"
Hell, Big Boy here would be lucky to make it inside without being noticed, much less with him messin' with Murray's TV sets!
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Posted: Mon Jan 22, 2018 8:54 pm
Bernard's fur went straight up. F-fatty?! How DARE he. Bernard thought as he seethed in silent anger. He had asked a simple question and this, this uncouth male just decided to insult him! Bernard's mouth turned into a grimace. "I suppose I shouldn't have asked. Some cat such as... well, a dirty red mop like yourself wouldn't be of much help would you?" Insults had already been flung and Bernard had his weak point immediately pointed out. He wasn't afraid to insult the other one, even if it was quite ungentlemanly.
He sighed. He was sure that the other really didn't care what Bernard called him. Considering the cat seemed to be quite happy even with his horrible knotted fur and that terrible dragging tie that looked like it was going to choke the red-furred kitty if he stepped on it wrong.Ghouliboo Sorry for taking so long to respond to this! Had trouble thinking of a response!
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Posted: Tue Jan 23, 2018 11:42 am
Out of the corner of his eye he noted the large cat's demeanor and it wasn't lookin' to be a very pleasant one. The words that came out of his mouth next were so haughty that even the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills would be impressed. And considering how those old biddies acted, it was a compliment. Or an insult, he supposed, depending on what way you looked at it.
But hey, alright then, if that's how he wanted to do things.
One paw moved up to idly brush against his ear as the Maine Coon's attention was fully turned to the tub of lard next to him. At least he had the length to go along with his weight, which was more than he could say for tubbo over here. Bob knew he was scruffy looking. It added to his charm, okay.
"Hey, you decided to interrupt my TV show, buddy." The paw at his ear extended itself, pointing to the door to the shop, "You see the door. Ain't rocket science. Go in there and change it yourself."
SSBrosB I know Bob's words came across a little rude, so if you'd prefer it break out into a cat fight to make things easier on the muse, we can always do that <333
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