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Posted: Mon Sep 18, 2017 12:37 pm
The fliers for the speed dating he'd signed up for were going out on his phone and he just couldn't help but recognize the organizer. And couldn't help but notice that the rules were ridiculous. Without bothering to let his darling know that he was coming Kade went up to Nash's room and barged right on in. "What the ******** are these rules?!" The complaint was pronounced in his tone, phone shoved under the pale man's nose.
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Posted: Mon Sep 18, 2017 12:41 pm
Nash was currently standing by his closet, getting ready for the actual speed dating time, and was halfway through pulling a shirt (another shirt) over his head when the door banged open. He tugged it lower and found a phone shoved into his face.
Nash squinted at it, then gave Kade a look.
"Those are words, Kade. Some people use them to read."
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Posted: Mon Sep 18, 2017 12:53 pm
Nash really had to get with the program and figure out that the more scathing the look he gave his not-boyfriend, the more Kade wanted to manhandle him. The hand not holding his phone was already trying to divest Nash of one of his many shirts for no reason other than it annoyed the big baby. "Wow, thank you so much, I am enlightened. I meant the rules, darling. What do you mean I'm not supposed to touch or proposition? How else does five minute bj night work?!" Class. So much class. That was Kade!
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Posted: Mon Sep 18, 2017 12:59 pm
Nash swatted at Kade's prying hand, yanking his shirt free - or trying to, at least, because his other hand was attempting to shove Kade's phone out of his face - in essence, he was trying to push everything about Kade away from him, really.
"It's not a ******** five minute bj night," Nash said with a scowl, rolling his eyes. "Besides, if you only take five minutes to give a bj, then there's something wrong with you. And no, you aren't allowed to touch anyone, hands to yourself, Kade."
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Posted: Mon Sep 18, 2017 1:03 pm
It wasn't the first time Nash had shoved him away, it wasn't going to be the last, and Kade definitely was not a quitter. Chucking his phone over onto the nearby bed that was almost as familiar as his own by this point, two hands got in on the 'Divest Nash' game.
He snorted rather dramatically at the 'something wrong' comment. "Darling you know how good of a ******** I am. It's not my fault they can't last more'n five minutes." Invading more personal space he stopped trying to strip Nash and instead was wrapped around him, purring with interest. "Are you jealous, darling? Is that why I have to play nice?"
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Posted: Mon Sep 18, 2017 1:08 pm
Nash made a protesting sound of pure annoyance as both of Kade's hands moved to one of his many shirts. "How good you hypothetically are has nothing to do what's going on during speed dating, a*****e - hey - "
He swatted again at Kade's arms, though it was now harder to move with Kade bursting his bubble.
The comment about jealousy had an outraged look appearing on Nash's face, enough that he stopped struggling quite so much.
"I am not ******** jealous you d**k. And get off me."
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Posted: Mon Sep 18, 2017 1:16 pm
Kade's grin was absolutely feral as he smirked down at his oft-times lover. "I thought that was the point of speed dating. Get the bullshit outta the way so you can get to the good stuff faster." Like squeezing Nash's butt which was precisely what his hands were up to now. "And you know how good my stuff is."
Why he was so tweaked about the rules he didn't know, honestly. He had done speed dating a dozen times before only it was through Tinder - the speediest dating service of them all.
Most of the smirk disappeared into an exaggerated pout as Nash shoved at him again. "You're not jealous? At all? Not even a little bit?"
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Posted: Mon Sep 18, 2017 1:23 pm
If he could roll his eyes any harder, they would have rolled right out of his head. Nash resisted a strong urge to knee Kade in the groin, instead wriggling to free himself from the hands currently occupying themselves in places they were not meant to be.
"The point is to get to know people and have fun while doing it," Nash said dryly. "I mean, I guess if you're there just to get into people's pants, that's whatever, but do it after, jackass."
He was not going to give in to that pout.
"And why would I be? Jealous of what exactly?"
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Posted: Mon Sep 18, 2017 1:28 pm
Had he known that Nash was considering racking the family jewels the Miami man would have thrown himself backwards as fast as he could have managed. Nothing was more important to him than that particular bit of anatomy staying intact and useful, not even annoying Nash was more important.
And annoying Nash was pretty damn important.
"Jealous that I wanna put my mouth to someone else's use." He leaned down now so that his breath was near a too-sensitive ear, tickling and teasing it. "Cuz I know how much you like it. You tell me all the time." He didn't, actually. Nash never said how much he liked it but that was beside the point.
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Posted: Mon Sep 18, 2017 1:34 pm
The urge to knee Kade precisely where the sun didn't shine was growing more and more fervent by the second. Nash's arms had somehow gotten tangled in between them, trapped against Kade's chest, and he swatted at it as Kade leaned over him.
He was not going to give in to that seductive voice against his ear, he was not.
"You're just making s**t up as you like now," Nash growled, twisting in Kade's grasp. "When have I ever said anything like that, you ********? You're just mad because I said no ******** at my speed dating."
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Posted: Mon Sep 18, 2017 6:44 pm
Hands slapping at his chest made him laugh at how completely useless it was. Nash could have thrown him through the door if he'd wanted, or drawn that scary-a** centipede whip of his, but instead he was slapping at his chest like a sissy. The angry snapping, however, made him want to play even dirtier than he had already been. Teeth went to work on the ear that he'd been purring into as he let out a fake little moan. "God I love it when you talk dirty to me. But, yes, I am mad that I can't just slam some pretty thing like you over the nearest table. Unless you want to do that after?"
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Posted: Mon Sep 18, 2017 6:56 pm
He made a completely inadvertent sound that was somewhere between a gasp and a growl at the teeth on his ear, Nash's resistance beginning to - annoyingly - crumble. He slipped a hand beneath the hem of Kade's shirt in what might have been an attempt at a seduction of his own, were it not for the fact that he took ahold of a section of Kade's waist and pinched as hard as he could.
"I am not - " He had to take a minute to catch his breath, because words had power, and Kade was a d**k. Or being a d**k. Or - " - going to let you ******** around at my dating. And no that was not what I was trying to say - and who are you calling pretty - "
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nessy rolled 1 6-sided dice:
3
Total: 3 (1-6)
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Posted: Mon Sep 18, 2017 6:57 pm
For one of the very few times in their turbulent relationship Nash was irritated enough to do real damage to Kade. The pinch and twist had a seductive purr turning into a sharp yelp before he growled and finally let go. "s**t, Nash, you know you just have to say no." Dark eyes flashed with annoyance and pain as he stepped back and away, tugging up his own shirt for a change to look at the reddened area.
He was mad at both himself and Nash. Himself, for not reading the mood well enough to tell the difference between true annoyance and the usual feigned belligerence. Nash, for being ******** obtuse.
Moving to the bed he scooped up his phone. "I'll see you downstairs."
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Posted: Mon Sep 18, 2017 7:25 pm
He hadn't actually meant to do real damage to Kade. Or, well, he had, but he hadn't really meant it for what it was. Nash stared at him, eyes widening a little, before his gaze dropped instinctively to the slowly reddening area that was beginning to form on Kade's waist.
This was not how things had been meant to go. Nash felt a flush of mingled annoyance and frustration welling up inside of his chest, something of a pressure that made him more aggravated than he should be. He shifted where he stood, uncomfortably aware that for the first time, he'd made Kade legitimately mad at him.
His hand shot out before he could stop it, black fingers wrapping around one of Kade's wrists. Nash said nothing, face steadily growing more red, but the grip was firm, not loose, clearly intending to stop him before he left.
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Posted: Tue Sep 19, 2017 12:00 pm
All movement ceased as he was shackled by a firm hand around his wrist. It would have been pretty easy to get out of that hold and, unfortunately, a catchy Taylor Swift song told him exactly how to do it. Shake It Off~ the blonde chirped inside of his mind, incessant, irritating. Kade's gaze dropped to Nash's hand around his wrist and then up to the man's very red face. He didn't say anything at all, merely cocked an eyebrow in question. Normally he would have smirked to be annoying but he was actually mad this time. Not so easy to play along when his temper was up.
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