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 Posted: Wed Jul 05, 2017 6:26 pm
Mmmmmmm what's that delicious smell in the air? A delightful meaty aroma?
Could it be...
Yes. That's right. We're roasting it up in this thread. Get ready for same tasty burns in here.
Start Date: July 18th @7PM EDT
End Date: July 21st @7PM EDT
Round Length: 24 hours
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Posted: Fri Jul 07, 2017 4:10 am
Generic Rules
These count as your event freebie. You may only win one Soq freebie and one familiar freebie - so choose wisely!
This contest is judged. As such, staff cannot be picked as a winner. However, they are free to enter (if they are not working the event) for a chance at the rolled prize.
Anyone may enter for fun! If you've already won a prize, or just don't want that specific pony, or are a staffer working the event - feel free to join in anyway. Just make sure to post the correct headers to let me know!
No guilt tripping other people or being unpleasant about other entries.
No proxies for this game, as it is based on your submission. Sorry!
You may edit your entries at any point until the closing time.
Pahil is ultimate supreme judge. ninja
Game Rules
The aim of the game is to roast the pokemon I link. The best entry wins! What is a roast you say? Basically. You insult them (in a humourous way) - give me your best sick burn.
Submissions shouldn't be long - just a line or two.
Best entry will win the Soq (or familiar, if they cannot win a Soq.)
Remaining prize will be rolled between all eligible participants - including the winner potentially twisted
There is a different pair of prizes each day.
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Posted: Fri Jul 07, 2017 4:29 am
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Posted: Fri Jul 07, 2017 4:34 am
To enter, just post your roast. Additionally - if you do NOT want the Soquili prize, post this:
[align=center][size=18][b][color=red]YOUR BURNS ARE TOO SICK, I CANNOT DEAL WITH THIS. SEND HAAAAAAAAALP. NO PONIES HERE I CANNOT EVEN.[/color][/b][/size][/align]
If you do NOT want the familiar prize, post this:
[align=center][size=18][b][color=green]YOUR BURNS ARE TOO WEAK, THEY HAVE NO EFFECT ON ME. BWAHAHAHA TOTAL IMMUNITY.[/color][/b][/size][/align]
If you're playing for fun and can't win any prizes, please post both!
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Posted: Tue Jul 18, 2017 4:03 pm
DAY ONE - Probopass.
That's right. Your task today is to roast this here pokemon!
What are the prizes? Why, these two of course...
 
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Posted: Tue Jul 18, 2017 4:15 pm
YOUR BURNS ARE TOO SICK, I CANNOT DEAL WITH THIS. SEND HAAAAAAAAALP. NO PONIES HERE I CANNOT EVEN. YOUR BURNS ARE TOO WEAK, THEY HAVE NO EFFECT ON ME. BWAHAHAHA TOTAL IMMUNITY. Your Nose is So BIG the rest of your body was Absorbed by it's Gravity!
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Posted: Tue Jul 18, 2017 4:22 pm
YOUR BURNS ARE TOO SICK, I CANNOT DEAL WITH THIS. SEND HAAAAAAAAALP. NO PONIES HERE I CANNOT EVEN. Probopass' nose is so big his family use it as a ski run in the winter emotion_awesome
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Posted: Tue Jul 18, 2017 4:23 pm
YOUR BURNS ARE TOO SICK, I CANNOT DEAL WITH THIS. SEND HAAAAAAAAALP. NO PONIES HERE I CANNOT EVEN. Even your Mini-Noses can't stand the smell of you.
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Posted: Tue Jul 18, 2017 5:29 pm
YOUR BURNS ARE TOO SICK, I CANNOT DEAL WITH THIS. SEND HAAAAAAAAALP. NO PONIES HERE I CANNOT EVEN. Your nose hair is so thick n' stringy, Mamoswine use it as their winter coat!
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Posted: Wed Jul 19, 2017 3:56 pm
YOUR BURNS ARE TOO SICK, I CANNOT DEAL WITH THIS. SEND HAAAAAAAAALP. NO PONIES HERE I CANNOT EVEN. YOUR BURNS ARE TOO WEAK, THEY HAVE NO EFFECT ON ME. BWAHAHAHA TOTAL IMMUNITY. What, do you have a tin can for brains?
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Nyx Queen of Darkness Crew
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Posted: Wed Jul 19, 2017 5:28 pm
YOUR BURNS ARE TOO SICK, I CANNOT DEAL WITH THIS. SEND HAAAAAAAAALP. NO PONIES HERE I CANNOT EVEN.[/align
Is that a moustache, or did you just forget to clean off the moss?
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Posted: Thu Jul 20, 2017 6:42 am
This has been extended by 24 hours so get your burns in!
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Posted: Thu Jul 20, 2017 4:02 pm
moonlit-raven YOUR BURNS ARE TOO SICK, I CANNOT DEAL WITH THIS. SEND HAAAAAAAAALP. NO PONIES HERE I CANNOT EVEN. Even your Mini-Noses can't stand the smell of you. Winner! Mouse is all yours
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Posted: Thu Jul 20, 2017 4:04 pm
DAY TWO - Exeggutor.
That's right. Your task today is to roast this here pokemon!
What are the prizes? Why, these two of course...
 
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Posted: Thu Jul 20, 2017 4:07 pm
YOUR BURNS ARE TOO WEAK, THEY HAVE NO EFFECT ON ME. BWAHAHAHA TOTAL IMMUNITY. I'd ask how the weather is but well. I'm not sure you've the brains between you to know.
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