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Darts was a man's man. He doesn't prepare for things. Restoration items? Strategy? All the man needed to rely on was his abundant supply of blind luck. And his blind Deino. "No, no. Not that way." He chides, herding the smaller blind dragon around the wall it was about to run into and into the entrance proper right before smacking his crest on a low-lying rock that the Deino had swiftly navigated under. "Ow... maybe you being blind will be a help..." He mutters, striding in.

Pokemon Info:
Deino: 308 HP | Shadow Meter: 0/0
Ability: Hustle (Every day I'm hustling.)
Current Status: None
Evo Points: 21/35

Current Items:
Dragon Fang
Lucky Egg
Dragon Gem

Darts eagerly makes his way out of the room filled with stuffed animals, that was some weird horror movie things going on in there hopefully the next room would be better... At his heels, Deino trots along happily with a beheaded Stufful plushie in its mouth.

Really enjoys the scratching under the chin surprisingly and runs off to a secret stash somewhere in the room, returning to give him a potion. "Meeeow!" It purrs, twining itself between Darts' legs. "Good kitty." He notes, patting it on the head. Then he notes the bits of blood and skin below its claws and pets it twice as fast. "Gooood goooooood kitty." It meows its assent and allows him and his Deino to go back to exploring the labyrinth in peace. It turns back and pounces on a ball of yarn at the exit, wondering when more good Amaranths to attack were going to show up.

Pokemon Info:
Deino: 204/308 HP | Shadow Meter: 0/0
Ability: Hustle (The Pokemon's base Attack is considered to be 1.5x its normal value for determining effects. Lowers maximum damage ranges by 15, but the Pokemon's lower accuracy also raises minimum damage ranges by 15.)
Current Status: None
Evo Points: 25/35

Current Items:
2 Silver Token
1 Potion
Dragon Fang
Lucky Egg
Dragon Gem

Floor 1: 2/4

Darts shuts the icy door fast, setting his Deino down on the ground next to him. What kind of mad place puts a winter room randomly in the middle of it? There was a labyrinthine amount of passages stretching in front of him, so he sighs and strides forward with his little blind dragon in tow.

[After completing four rooms.]

[Warning! A Totem Pokemon has appeared!] The evolved form of the last Pokemon you battled (Infernape if no other) has appeared as a Totem Pokemon and now stands in your way to the next floor. Defeat it to proceed. Caution, it can call back up and is more powerful than its normal form. Increase max damage range by +15 and lower minimum damage range by -15.

Pokemon Info:
Deino (now Zweilous): 173/348 HP | Shadow Meter: 0/0
Ability: Hustle (The Pokemon's base Attack is considered to be 1.5x its normal value for determining effects. Lowers maximum damage ranges by 15, but the Pokemon's lower accuracy also raises minimum damage ranges by 15.)
Current Status: None
Evo Points: 8/50 (EVOLVE)

Current Items:
5 Silver Token
1 Potion
Dragon Fang
Lucky Egg
Dragon Gem

Roll Modifiers and Result:
"Immune" Matchup for Deino: 1 - 25 base Damage.
Dragon Fang held by Deino: -10 to maximum damage
Deino's Hustle: -15 max damage +15 min damage
Totem Pokemon: -15 min damage +15 max damage
Overall modification: 0 minimum 15 maximum
Damage Taken: 10

Darts strides confidently into the Totem Kadabra's lair with his Deino sporting a JOHN CENA cap and novelty T-shirt. "Boom bet you didn't see this coming did ya? That's right because you can't see HIM."

"Dein?" It squeaks up at its trainer, hesitantly.

"No no Deino don't stick up for him just because that Abra was your friend. Give him the five knuckle shuffle. Hit him with that AA make him wish he had never been born a Totem Pokemon!"

"Deeeein..." The little dragon squeaks uncertainly, unleashing a Dark Pulse. Kadabra raises a spoon to begin its attack-

When Darts wakes up ten minutes later at the base of the stairs, there is no sign of any sort of cross-universe wrestling related materials. In fact he has forgotten all about it. "Why does that keep happening?" He asks the little dragon who shrugs in response before flashing with a brilliant light, shimmering brilliantly before transforming into the mighty duo-headed Zweilous. "Wow..." Darts says in astonishment, before it runs into another wall. "Are you still blind?" he asks incredulously.

one floor later...

Captain's Log.

No idea how long we have been trapped down in this hellish prison. Food and the men's morale is running low. Cannibalism soon will be the only way out. Death will be a sweet release. Have we been down here for months? Years? Will my darling Cecelia even remember my face after these experiences? These are the things I think about at night to drown out the scratchings of the Others boring a hole through their reality into-

"Zwei?" inquires the little dragon innocently to Darts who is scratching on a piece of scrap paper he found on the ground.

"Hmmm? Oh god there's two of you now! More food for me... I mean... we must have been down here for a few hours now I guess my imagination is running wild." He crumples up the piece of paper and tosses it over his shoulder as they advance into the second floor of this kooky maze.

Floor 1 - Complete
Floor 2 - 0/5 Rooms

2. Environment: A heavily 'forested' stone chamber. How trees grow here is a mystery.

Details: A wild Kecleon appears...you think. Where did it go? If your Pokemon is mono-type raise maximum damage range by +15 to reflect Color Change ability. [Battle!]

Darts and his John Deina sorry- Zweilous continue their way down into the depths of the labyrinth, now on the second floor of the maze what kinds of dastardly traps and will they run into? Stay tuned for about ten seconds. "Boy." Darts comments to the blind twin-headed Dragon as they make their way through the somehow forested deep underground chamber. He had just spritzed the new evolution down with a Potion for luck, and because he was sick of carrying it around. "Sure would be real crappy for them to have some kind of invisible enemy around here."

"Zwei?" The Dragon inquires somewhat pointedly as if to say. 'Why would it matter to me if they were invisible or not?'

"Hmm you got a point there guess I didn't think that one-" Darts' monologue is cut off mid rambling as a long tongue emerges from the tree straight in front of them, jabbing him in the eye by slipping through the slot in his crest. "Dear Arceus above!" He shouts, trying to rub it through the armor and failing. He trips backwards over his Zweilous who sighs and walks forwards, keenly aware of the Keckleon perched on the tree in front of its trainer, invisible or not. The Keckleon jabs its tongue at the approaching Dragon's face who winces and then conjures up a pair of Dragon Pulses, one for each head, blasting the Normal-type straight through the tree and leveling a couple others with it. "Well." Darts comments, rubbing at his eye a bit again as he and the Zweilous continue walking forwards. "So much for that spectacular underground forest grove." He says, a bit in awe in the change of power one head to two made.

Rewards: 2 Silver Tokens, 3 Evo Points/2 Purification Points.

Pokemon Info:
Zweilous: 125/348 HP (post Potion & damage) | Shadow Meter: 0/0
Ability: Hustle (The Pokemon's base Attack is considered to be 1.5x its normal value for determining effects. Lowers maximum damage ranges by 15, but the Pokemon's lower accuracy also raises minimum damage ranges by 15.)
Current Status: None
Evo Points: 14/50

Current Items:
7 Silver Token
Dragon Fang
Lucky Egg
Dragon Gem

Roll Modifiers and Result:
Neutral Matchup for Deino: 20 - 100 base Damage.
Dragon Fang held by Deino: -10 to maximum damage
Deino's Hustle: -15 max damage +15 min damage
Overall modification: 35 - 75
Damage Taken: 68

Floor 1 - Complete
Floor 2 - 1/5 Rooms

12. Environment: A simple room with some sort of slot machine at the center of it, it has a picture of a Castform on it. Must be the Trick Master's failed weather machine.

Details: Looks like you have to pull the lever to proceed. Roll for slot machine result (Roll Range: 1-10). Results: 1 = Sunny Day activates. | 2 = Rain Dance activates. | 3 = Hail activates. | 4 = Sandstorm activates . | 5 = Fog activates.| 6 = Grassy Terrain activates. | 7 = Electric Terrain activates. | 8 = Misty Terrain activates. | 9 = Psychic Terrain activates. | 10 = Castform comes out to battle! | 11 = Voltorb drops out and explodes! Take -50 damage. | 12 = Yamask comes out to steal 2 Silver Tokens.

Rewards: 1 Silver Token, 3 Evo Points/2 Purification Points if battling Castform.


Slot machines. You walk into casinos around the world and they are a permanent fixture. The tones intended to arouse and delight the senses, the colorful lights and rotating reels a wonder to behold. And nothing more visceral, more right, than the steady descent of a slot machine lever. kaching! Whether winning whether losing, the slot machine is where the hearts of the true gamblers come home to roost. From the snazzy, poker aficionados to the cragged old ladies pumping quarters into the machines, any true stalwart of the casino will tell you of the lascivi-"Zwei!"

The twin-headed Dragon headbutts its trainer in the ribs, breaking Darts out of his reverie as he was sitting beside the actual gambling contraption without actually touching him. "Don't rush me!" He shouts, having started from the 'A Gambler's Life' script he had always been forming in his head. Zweilous rolls its eyes and reaches one of its two heads up to crank on the slot machine lever. "Hey!"

Floor 1 - Complete
Floor 2 - 2/5 Rooms

8. Environment: A sandstone room filled with sand.

Details: A wild Hippowdon appeared! Sand Stream whips up a sandstorm! [Battle!]

Rewards: 2 Silver Tokens, 3 Evo Points/2 Purification Points.

If the pink disco lights weren't enough, the next room they walk through gets a little less psychadelic as they get put into the middle of a sandstorm caused by a very happy-looking Hippowdon frolicking in the middle of the desert. "Hip! Hip!" It grunts, as the Sandstorm bludgeons Darts and his less-than-happy two-headed dragon. Darts furiously waves his Zweilous into battle who charges into the middle of the blinding streams of sand only to be sent catapulting backwards a few seconds later from a vicious Magnitude 9 quake that absolutely buries the little dragon in the sand.

"It's up to me." Darts grimly declares, fists clenched with rage as he pushes his way through the tearing wind and storm to tap the happy Hippowdon on its rear. "Hey!" Darts screams to be heard over the storm. "Can you please get out of the way this Sandstorm is a bit... Darude." Embarassed for him and questioning the fortitude of any man who would tell that terrible of a joke the Hippowdon snorts, disgusted at the pun and wanders off to find another area where the people were a bit less Darts. Victory?

"Come on Slowpoke." Darts chides the little two-headed Dragon that finally pulled itself free of the sand dune near him. "Or am I going to have to do everything this time around?" That earns him a solid bite from both heads.


Pokemon Info:
Zweilous: 55/348 HP | Shadow Meter: 0/0
Ability: Hustle (The Pokemon's base Attack is considered to be 1.5x its normal value for determining effects. Lowers maximum damage ranges by 15, but the Pokemon's lower accuracy also raises minimum damage ranges by 15.)
Current Status: None
Current Weather: Psychic Terrain, Sandstorm
Evo Points: 20/50

Current Items:
10 Silver Token
Dragon Fang
Lucky Egg
Dragon Gem

Roll Modifiers and Result:
Neutral Matchup for Deino: 20 - 100 base Damage.
Dragon Fang held by Deino: -10 to maximum damage
Sandstorm in effect for Hippowdon: +10 to maximum & minimum damage
Deino's Hustle: -15 max damage +15 min damage
Overall modification: 45 - 85
Sandstorm (flat damage): 10
Damage Taken:

Floor 1 - Complete
Floor 2 - 3/5 Rooms