Character name: Wade Wilson
Alias: Deadpool
Nicknames: The Merc With A Mouth
Bio (As Told By Wade Wilson):
Well, I was enlisted into the Army during WWII. I was a really scrawny kid, but a doctor said that he could make me better. I accepted, and joined a program designed to make Super-Soldiers. Someone broke in... Oh, no, wait, that's Captain America. Let's try that again. RESET BUTTON!
I lived in a city in a different world. My family was hailed as gods by the people of Earth. One day, by brother reveals himself to not REALLY be my brother, and... Wait, stop, that's Thor. Alright, take three... ACTION!
I was the small, kinda shy kid whose parents died in a car accident. I became a lawyer, and one day, I'm shot by some mob dude. My cousin was in town, and we had the same blood type, so he offers to provide blood for a transfusion. What he didn't tell anyone, though, is that he sometimes changes into a GINORMOUS green rage beast. Suddenly, I could become one, too, and... Hold on, that She-Hulk. Come on, writer, get a grip!
The truth is, I have no idea about my distant past. My history, as far as I can remember, began with being diagnosed with cancer. I didn't want to die, so when I was approached by government officials to join a project called Weapon X, which claimed that they could fix my cancer, I jumped at the chance.
Bright side is that they DID take care of the cancer. They gave me a supercharged healing factor that was capable of healing the cancerous cells. Problem is, the cancer got it, too. So now my body is constantly in a varied state of being cancerous and not. All that also came with a consolation prize: a giant, economy-sized lifetime supply of out of my freaking mind. And then they experimented on me. They made me a killer. They studied me for science. And when they were all done with me, they flushed me out. Quite literally, actually, but that's a story for another time.
Anyways, I came back to them. And I killed all of them. Now, I'm a mercenary. The Merc With A Mouth.
Weapons and Abilities:
Healing Factor (Unlike Wolverine's, Wade's heals damage proportionate to the damage he took; also, he's resistant to alcohol, drugs, tranqs, and poisons)
Expert Marksman with many ranged weapons
Expert with many close-combat weapons, but prefers his katanas
Insanity (Much more of an asset than you'd think, unless you're a fan, in which case you'd know EXACTLY how much of an asset it is)
"Magic Pouches" (Pulls seemingly impossible-to-hide weapons from apparently out of nowhere)
Teleporter (Sometimes malfunctions)
Note: As the 'real' Ultimate Deadpool is in truth an unfunny, mutant-hating cyborg that I cannot stand, I pulled more from the 'Ultimate' Deadpool from the video game 'Spider-Man: Shattered Dimensions, whose outward costumed resemblance to the comic 'Ultimate' 'Pool is as far as the similarities go. Personality-wise, he's essentially the regular Deadpool.
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