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 Posted: Thu Mar 23, 2006 7:47 am
I don't think we've played this one...Then again, I've been missing for a couple of days so feel free to smack me over the head for being lazy and not looking. xp
Corrupt a wish game.
It works like this, I wish for something, then you grant the wish, but screw it up somehow.
For example:
Me: I wish I had some pizza.
You: Granted, but the pizza is full of poisonous spiders.
Then you say what you wish for.
Okay, I wish I had a car.
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Posted: Thu Mar 23, 2006 8:04 am
Granted, but its not drivable....
(not awake enough to think of a better reason)
I wish I had a.... bed...
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Posted: Thu Mar 23, 2006 8:39 am
Granted, but the bed has millions of tiny needles and splinters in it that poke you when you lay down.
I wish I had some batteries for my camera.
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Posted: Thu Mar 23, 2006 10:41 am
Granted, but the batteries explode when you take a picture.
I'd like a sports stadium.
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Posted: Thu Mar 23, 2006 11:02 am
Granted, but there is nuclear waste in it. You grow an extra arm, two extra toes, and lose your eyesight.
I wish I had something to eat.
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Posted: Thu Mar 23, 2006 12:43 pm
Granted, but it's candy full of drugs and you get busted.
I wish I had your mom.
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Posted: Thu Mar 23, 2006 12:53 pm
granted, but she gives you an STD
I wish i could sleep
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Posted: Thu Mar 23, 2006 12:57 pm
granted, but by the time you wake up all that you know and love will be long gone BWAH HAH HAH HAH
I wish I could find my glasses
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Posted: Thu Mar 23, 2006 12:59 pm
you find your glasses, but the lenses are missing
I wish breakfast was ready (its only 3pm here)
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Posted: Thu Mar 23, 2006 3:18 pm
Granted, a breakfast of old man gym socks awaits you in the kitchen.
I wish I had a mansion.
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Posted: Thu Mar 23, 2006 3:45 pm
granted, but it burnes down
i wish jesse would go away
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Posted: Thu Mar 23, 2006 3:46 pm
Granted, he leaves and returns with a noisemaker.
I wish I had cool socks...
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Posted: Thu Mar 23, 2006 3:49 pm
i would rather have him here wtih a noisemaker then have him talking
you have cool socks, but they are filled with holes.
i wish i had a dog
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Posted: Thu Mar 23, 2006 4:08 pm
Granted but it's Magenta_Magnet
(It's all in fun.)
I wish I was my nephew.
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