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Posted: Tue Apr 26, 2016 9:06 pm
 Punkie and Sephos meet to talk shop, and gourds of course!
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Posted: Tue Apr 26, 2016 9:20 pm
 It was a beautiful night. The moon was bright and the breeze refreshing. Punkie was sitting at a pick-nick table in a park outside Four Fronds, her little red wagon full to the brim with things to show Sephos. They had agreed to meet at a half way point between their two hives. Punkie briefly thought about the unfortunate distance the two lived from each-other, but shook her head to clear the though. Every friend was a miracle, and Sephos was dour, sure, but the orangeblood cherished all miracles, no matter their color or level of peppiness. Carver clicked his claws in annoyance at the troll's head shake. The hermit crab lusus was in his usual perch on Punkie's head, the grooves in her horns evidence of how sharp the crab's claws were. Punkie pulled up her legs and sat crisscross on park table. Since she had time the juggalo might as well use it for some mirthful meditation.
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Posted: Fri Apr 29, 2016 11:41 am
 Sephos had a cart of his own, stocked with punkins of all sorts to show Punkie. He'd been in contact with her and had been inspired to play a little more with the versatile gourds. He'd bred one he was especially proud of - a pretty one, with white spots on the top of it and a deep orange hue near it's base - and he was excited to show it to her. He hoped she liked it. His face, however, was in it's usual sourly resigned expression as he (and mostly Maku) lugged the cart into the park. "Hey, Punkie." he said, pushing some stray hairs out of his face and adjusting his cap. He wasn't going to ask what she was doing sitting on a picnic table. He probably didn't care. She could sit wherever she damn well wanted and it was none of his business. He brought the cart - which also had flowers and other such things besides punkins - beside the table and waited for her to finish whatever she was doing.
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Posted: Mon May 02, 2016 10:10 pm
 Punkie's eyes snapped open and her face lit up. It was Sephos. The greenblood sported his usual dower expression, which only made Punkie smile bigger. She had to make up for both of them. "Sephos! Ya ******** made it!" The juggalo said as she rolled off the pick-nick table, and managed to land on her feet. "It feels like its been ages, ya know? How ya doing? I see ya got a real nice ******** wagon full o goodies!" Punkie clapped in her excitement and Carver joined in, crawling higher on their own pile of gourds and whatnot.
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Posted: Sat May 07, 2016 8:32 am
"Ja." he acknowledged. He certainly ******** had. "I'm good. Lots of good plants growing, you know. That sort of thing."A smile (was that a smile?!) flickered across his toothy face. "So do you." he said, nodding at the cart. He'd have to take a look at them - they looked like damn good punkins, the sort he ought to add to his breeding stock. "Oh. Warte..." Sephos was patient, but he couldn't wait to show her his prize. He grubbed around in his cart, glad that he'd put the most important punkin in the most accessible place. "Here. Take a look at this one." he said, brandishing the speckled punkin at Punkie, to Maku's vaguely chiding haruummmm. Sephos should have waited, but Maku understood why he wouldn't. "Just bred this one." he said, sticking it on the table, "Had to show you."
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Posted: Wed May 18, 2016 8:35 pm
The juggalo exclaimed. Punkie looked at the gourd from all angles, getting real close to Sephos, then underneath the gourd as he held it, then tiptoeing to get the best angle. "Mirthful ******** Messiahs Sephos! Ya out done yourself. Truly a work a art I say. Do ya got extra seeds o the variety?! Ide give ma left pinkie for a pack o those ******** seeds. Howd ya do it, huh?!" The juggalo was completely distracted from her own wagon of gifts, but this was important. Sephos deserved the limelight and praise for his work. She grinned at him in joy, it was great having someone else that also loved plants, especially the gourd family.
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Posted: Thu May 19, 2016 5:02 pm
 Sephos bathed in her quite colorful praise, his mouth twitching into a short lived, tiny smile as the orangeblood inspected his handiwork. Well... he couldn't take all the credit. "Well, uh... I had a white one - it was, uh, a Ghost one crossed with a Daymare one, so it was already hybrid and was making good-sized gourds..." he began, putting the gourd on the table as he talked, "And then I crossed it with a Sunset Amber - you know, the bright orange ones. That got me white ones - a little bumpy. I crossed those with the uh... traditional ones, you know, the orange. Like you." he said. Yes, that was the best way to describe their nondescript color; like Punkie. He went on like this for some time, the contours of his face and eyes relaxing as he delved ever more passionately into the long and complicated pedigree of the spotted punkin. It had, apparently, been difficult to get the spots to show the way they did, but, for his efforts, he had emerged victorious (and bred a few interesting other strains in the process). "... I don't know if it breeds true though..." he said, "I thought I'd, um..." he looked away, blushing slightly, "Give this one to you. So you could grow it and see if you could... um... perfect it." he nudged the punkin, with little success. It was a big sucker, light enough to carry and heavy enough to sit where it was. "So... it and the seeds are yours... I've got a few more from it's crop in my hive, but this one... It's the first. Die erste..."
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Posted: Tue May 31, 2016 5:54 pm
Punkie exclaimed, slapping her hands to her cheeks. This was just so nice she could hardly bare it. The Messiahs had really been happy with Punkie when they led Sephos and her together. It was a miracle the juggalo would hold near and dear. The juggalo wiped a tear from her eye, trying her best to not ruin the face-paint she had so painstakingly applied. "Ive never seen sometin so beautiful in ma life! Ima treasure this Sephos!" The orangeblood was so overjoyed she pulled the dower greenblood into a hug. "Why our booth is gonna be the best ******** thing at this here bloodfest, ya hear?" "Oh!" Punkie exclaimed, finally letting Sephos go. "I brought some surprises of ma own! Not near as ******** fantastic as yers o course, but i hope itll give ya a grin!" Punkie pulled some gourds off of her wagon, unearthing the real prize she had hauled all the way here. "Ide say its about da biggest thing ive grown as o yet! Whatcha think?" Punkie moved aside to show her friend the large punkin she was barely even able to lift. DraconicFeline Great first words right there.
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Posted: Thu Jun 09, 2016 6:08 pm
 Sephos wasn't sure if he strictly preferred shitbeast testicles over Punkie's pinkie, but either way, he got neither. Instead, he got a hug. He yelped, wiggling against the sudden contact. "Geddoff, geddoffff!!!" he protested, overwhelmed. Freed at last, he crossed his arms to hold back the confusing storm of emotions. Good ones? He didn't know. "W-well it's yours." he said, blushing a little, "And... wait." She'd said something else. "Our booth?!" He wasn't sure if he'd heard her mention the idea or not, and he was pretty sure that if he had, on a prior occasion, then he had missed it in the sheer onrush of energy that was Punkie's style of conversation. Either way, it was a surprise. Bloodfest? Why? Fortunately, he was soon distracted by the gourds she had brought. "Whoa!" he said, immediately taken. "This is good, how'd you do it?"
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Posted: Mon Jun 20, 2016 10:07 pm
 Punkie looked Sephos in the eyes, and with as much seriousness a troll with grinning face paint could muster, she said, She slapped her punkin and grinned at her greenblooded friend. "And some silly ideas o course. Mighta watered a few crops with some ******** faygo, miracle drink it be. And Yes Sephos, out booth! I remember talkin the ******** out o the subject to ya about it, were were gonna run a booth tagether at ******** bloodfest ta introduce the joys of planting and the ******** spirituality o punkins to the populous!" Carver clicked his claws at Punkie and she gave him a puzzled look. "Wat? Are you sure Carver? I thought for sure it was a real conversation and not one o my visions..." Well its a real conversation now so how about that!" Punkie spread her arms out, indicating the two wagons of amazing gourds the two friends had made. "Why we got everythin we ******** need right here!"DraconicFeline omg y does it keep screwing up my coloring code?! Must be those ******** Messiahs messin with me -shakes fist angerly at sky-
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Posted: Wed Jul 20, 2016 4:27 pm
 Oh. Yes. Right. Miracles. Normally, he wasn't into Faygo - too sweet for him - but if it had an effect, maybe he would give it a try... hmmm... "I don't remember this!" he insisted, suddenly anxious. He knew how persuasive - and forceful - she could be. If she was about to pull him into something so utterly not him without him even having a say in it... well, he could use his words. He would shout in her face. And, maybe, he would get away with it. "Visions?! Well. At least he hadn't forgotten. "But I... but... all the people..." he protested. He hadn't been going to attend Bloodfest at all - he had other things to do, things that didn't involve festivals. But then again... if they were growing things... "What would we even be doing?" he asked. Indeed, what place did punkins have at a blood festival? With sports?
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Posted: Thu Aug 11, 2016 2:27 pm
 Punkie giggled and clapped her hands. Sephos was so silly, where didn't punkins have a place at a festival. "Well we are going to ******** teach all the ******** wigglers out there how to properly grow a ******** punkin!!" Punkie spread out her arms and grinned. It was the best plan immaginable. More punkins would be planted, more punkins meant more Miracles, and more Miracles meant more power to the messiahs! Fool proof plan. She was sure this would help show people why they needed to get with the program and become juggalos. "Maybe we can even offer some ******** flowers, or face paint, or some s**t."
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Posted: Fri Aug 12, 2016 11:11 am
 ... Growing things, then. Yep. He could get behind this. Sort of. Not that he had much of a choice. He looked up at his lusus hopefully, but no - Maku was encouraging him. No - no choice at all. "Okay." he said. He supposed it was good to teach people how to take care of their damn plants properly. For the plant's sake. "Flowers." he said, grudgingly, "I can do flowers. And I can bring some punkin seeds, too. And pots. And soil. And tend a greenhouse or something." He eyed her warily, ready to endure another hug. "If you want."
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Posted: Sat Aug 13, 2016 6:22 pm
"OH ******** MERCY!" Punkie squealed. "That would be just so ******** awesome! A greenhouse! Yer so full o them good ideas and s**t Sephos!" Punkie grabbed the greenblood's hand with her spare one and shook it excitedly. "Ill make sure ya don't ******** regret this Seph! Doin business with ya will be ******** fantastic! Real glad ta have ya as a partner, eh?" Punkie finally released Sephos's hand and held his gift punkin high in the air in excitement. The juggalo was all smiles and cheers as she said her goodbyes to the greenblood. Tomorrow she would have to get on all the preparations and stuff. It was gonna be great!
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