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iStoleYurVamps
iStoleYurVamps
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 Posted: Mon Feb 08, 2016 3:28 pm
Alphard, for being the senshi of the night, was more or less about as active in the night as he was in the day. Thus, he was a complete and total sloth that seemed to only survive by pure luck and circumstance alone. Winding down another road that he saw as really boring, he got that fint hint that maybe something was off, that maybe someone was nearby who wasn't all that night but hey, he could care a whole lot less. Why everybody got all up in each other's faces was kinda of boring to him, and so, he just kept walking. Unfortunately, this led him to walking right into the source of the negative energy- a woman who he figured, was around his own age. "So." He looked at her, then at the brightly colored shoes." "If you tap your heels do you go home? or those just because they look nice?"
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Posted: Tue Feb 09, 2016 1:37 am
Again?
It was like, the city was just CRAWLING with freaks or something. Gypsum hadn't had a night this week yet that was senshi-free, and it was a little frustrating. It seemed like no matter how much work they did, the weirdos seemed to continue to multiply.
At least this one didn't open with an insult - sorta.
"Nope. I gotta walk just like everyone else." She squinted. "You gonna, like, try to hit me or something?"
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iStoleYurVamps
iStoleYurVamps
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Posted: Tue Feb 09, 2016 1:45 am
He looked at her and for a moment debated on his options. He could just walk away, go for a smoke, let the world do whatever it was going to do. Or, he could fight this lady, maybe make her see the light be reformed, whatever that whole purification process was. The final option was just play it cool. That was fine with him. "Well," Alphard gave a shrug, "I mean, I COULD hit you or I could hit ON you. But, I'm going to take a wild guess that you aren't up for either of those things sooooo." He smiled. "How about we just call it a draw and pretend we never saw each other yeah? Besides, I don't think you're my type." He looked at her again. "Yeah, you seem too uptight. Got that rule book look to ya."
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Posted: Tue Feb 09, 2016 2:13 pm
Gypsum squinted. Rule book look.
"Yeah, well you look like a wizard."
That was probably not as insulting as she intended, but she crossed her arms anyway and put on her best annoyed frown.
"If you're not here to pick a fight, then can you please just go? Some of us have quotas to meet."
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iStoleYurVamps
iStoleYurVamps
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Posted: Tue Feb 09, 2016 8:07 pm
Alphard would pull no punches and he just kept running his mouth. "Really?" He scoffed, holding out his caplet. "Wizard is so.. basic. At least go for sorcerer. Sounds a lot cooler than space wizard." He let the sparkling fabric fall from his hand as he considered it. Actually, space wizard did sound pretty bad a**. But that would be for later, when he would world on his awesome side venture into music. For now, he had a lady with not to cool vibes coming off of her. So negative. Much maybe evil. Wow rude. "Oh right right. Ahem." He smirked, doing his best to do a flashy and dramatic pose. "Alphard, Senshi of the night!" "And Nothing is going to escape this night!" His end line was ruined however as he followed quickly with, "Unless you run really fast or something. I dunno. It happens."
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Posted: Tue Feb 09, 2016 9:29 pm
It was crazy, Gypsum thought, as she sort of watched his mouth move in slow motion. He just kept talking, and talking. At least he was sparkly, she consoled herself, and watched him swirl his cape around a bit as he went on. She supposed he was also kind of handsome, for an evil space alien bent on world domination.
"Uh huh."
She uncrossed her arms.
"Hello, Alphard. I'm not really super interested in running right now."
She paused, intending to continue, maybe even insert a little sarcastic barb here or there, when suddenly -
She was so angry. How dare this idiot brute waste her time? They should all be wiped out, she'd been struggling for years trying to make a difference, and yet the city still crawled with senshi. Maybe she could make it one less.
Pulling her fists up to waist level, she swung one leg up and at him in an attempted sweep.
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iStoleYurVamps
iStoleYurVamps
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Posted: Tue Feb 09, 2016 9:55 pm
Of the things Alphard was expecting, a high kick was not one of them. To be fair, he mostly expected them to just insult each other for five minutes before saying the other was a p***y and going their separate ways. Like most schoolyard style fights. High kick to his side though? That was new. (Sort of- he'd been kicked once in the face on accident during a soccer game). Sputtering and wheezing the senshi stumbled back before holding up a hand. "Uncalled for!" He managed to gasp out. "Wasn't-" wheeze, "-Ready yet." He kept holding out his hand, trying to regain his breath. Dang, this lady was rude. But, so was he. Arms lifted, he mocked her post. "Okay, let's fight or whatever."
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Posted: Tue Feb 09, 2016 10:11 pm
Gypsum shot him a long, hard glare.
"You are all a bunch of, well, like."
"Assholes," she managed with a somewhat pathetic amount of timidity. It wasn't fair, that this guy could afford to just flounce around in his glitter cape and gallivant around the city, when she had to crawl through the alleys like some sort of hooligan looking for her next hit...
She brought her leg down and tried to ram her heel into his toes.
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iStoleYurVamps
iStoleYurVamps
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Posted: Tue Feb 09, 2016 10:18 pm
Her aim was spot on, heel cunching down on defenseless toes which ended up causing a very sudden reaction from Alphard. That reaction being hinms swinging his fish at her to get her to effectively step off before he began to literally hop on one leg.
"HOLY ******** b***h." It hurt. Scratch that, it hurt a LOT.
"The ******** is your damage?"
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Posted: Tue Feb 09, 2016 10:35 pm
Of course, in her blind rage she hadn't really considered any sort of self defense, and his punch caught her on the cheek. Her mouth skewed sideways and she felt the bones in her face creak.
She staggered sideways, nursing her jaw, tearing up. Unable to reply, she settled for throwing herself at him in a mindless tackle.
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iStoleYurVamps
iStoleYurVamps
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Posted: Tue Feb 09, 2016 10:53 pm
She tackled him. They had gone from kicking to full blown football tackling and crashing down on the pavement just to have him trying to shove her off of him by pushing at her face.
"AUGH THE ******** kicked out at he, one eye shut as he tried to ignore the pain running up his backside.
"BACK THE ******** OFF CRAZY."
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Posted: Tue Feb 09, 2016 11:36 pm
They were on the ground and he was shoving her face with one splayed hand, and childishly she bit down on one of his fingers just before -
His kick hit her squarely in the chest and she went flying backward, landing on her a** a few feet away.
"IF I'M CRAZY IT BECAUSE YOU CREEPS DRIVE ME NUTS," she shrieked, falling forward on her hands and knees and crawling back into the fray.
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iStoleYurVamps
iStoleYurVamps
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Posted: Wed Feb 10, 2016 2:10 am
While she crawled forward he crawled back. It was like a really badly directed horror movie scene because rather than being frightening, it was just slightly dorky as Alphard was more fumbling to just stand and tripping over his own two feet and the agent while certainly crazy struck him as more crazy violent that crazy spooky. She didn't have that long hair waterlogged corpse look to her. "s**t go get a joint or some s**t for that don't take your rage out on me." He kept trying to kick her away, even if he was barely succeeding in his scramble to stand and not trip over his own capelet.
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Posted: Wed Feb 10, 2016 2:21 pm
A joint? Like, what did that even mean? Some part of Gypsum's rather naive, fresh out of high school brain was still processing cognitive thought while the rest of her pressed on in a mad fury.
The kicks forced her to keep her distance for fear of losing some teeth or adding to the array of already inexplicable bruises her mother would doubtlessly notice later.
"Why don't you like, just go back to outer space?!"
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iStoleYurVamps
iStoleYurVamps
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Posted: Thu Feb 11, 2016 12:57 am
He was frowning like she's kicked his ******** hell, fine. just lay off lady." He managed to stand, edging away. "Don't wanna share no space with your crazy a**, thats for sure." He spun around and pomptly began to run the hell away.
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