On the small hill just outside of Castle Town lies a brand new restaurant for all races. In an attempt to bring everlasting peace to Hyrule, Ritelia offers food made by her.
Currently looking for waiters and seating hosts. Profits will be split evenly among all staff including Ritelia.
If you wish to be a waiter, fill this small form and post it as your first post just passed the reserved posts: Character name: Race:
If you wish to be a seating host, fill out this form and post it:
Character name: Class:
If you are a customer, feel free to grab one of the following menu items and make a small rupee deposit at the end of your post signalling that you are now eating.
Menu items
Beverages
Lon Lon Milk Zoran spring water Cherry Chu-Chu jelly soda
Appetizers
Salad made from the grass near the fishing hole Golden spider legs fried to perfection Roasted deku nuts
Main course dishes
Cream of Hylian Loach soup Lon Lon burgers made from Lon Lon cows with green chu-chu jelly sauce Dodongo chops Cheese pizza
Hours of operation
Hylian days for heroes Hylian nights for villains
Meals are free for the Goddesses, for Link the Hero of time, and for Zelda the Princess of Hyrule
Posted: Wed Dec 23, 2015 3:31 am
Reserved for who is finalized as waiters. (I post names here)
After a long day of looking over his shoulder and generally humiliating himself by diving into muddy ditches to avoid the manhunts, the Zora prince and b*****d child of the domain's diplomacy with the Hylians found his way to the door of a shop. It was late in the afternoon and Rheaus was tired and hot, dried out a little too, but the mud did help that somewhat. He didn't quite know what to do, deciding to say nothing and simply wait for approval or disapproval at the door. The sun tore at his flesh like a succubus in the night, the ethereal claws, and his eyes seemed all the more blue pressed into that dull brown that clung to his face. His spear was bent and his clothes hung in tatters around his waist, reaching for the ground but only finding the calves of the royal.
After a long day of looking over his shoulder and generally humiliating himself by diving into muddy ditches to avoid the manhunts, the Zora prince and b*****d child of the domain's diplomacy with the Hylians found his way to the door of a shop. It was late in the afternoon and Rheaus was tired and hot, dried out a little too, but the mud did help that somewhat. He didn't quite know what to do, deciding to say nothing and simply wait for approval or disapproval at the door. The sun tore at his flesh like a succubus in the night, the ethereal claws, and his eyes seemed all the more blue pressed into that dull brown that clung to his face. His spear was bent and his clothes hung in tatters around his waist, reaching for the ground but only finding the calves of the royal.
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Ritelia noticed that the Prince himself had come to dine on her food. She smiled and shouted so as for him to notice her, "Why stand out there, you're highness? I mean, you'll bake if you stand out there too long and if that isn't bad enough there is a pea hat nearby so, best get in here before the pea hat notices you."
Of course, Ritelia was in the back when she noticed him. She could see his reflection through one of the serving counters.
For a moment Rheaus couldn't believe he was even being spoken to, especially by one of his own! Needless to say he stayed right where he was.
"... I can trust you, even though you know who I am?" The dogs barked and howled; there was no time to be discerning for a fugitive. He came in, dripping Hyrulean mud all over the floor as he went.
"Can you stop them... Can you stop them!" He said tugging at the shoulders of the owner.
For a moment Rheaus couldn't believe he was even being spoken to, especially by one of his own! Needless to say he stayed right where he was.
"... I can trust you, even though you know who I am?" The dogs barked and howled; there was no time to be discerning for a fugitive. He came in, dripping Hyrulean mud all over the floor as he went.
"Can you stop them... Can you stop them!" He said tugging at the shoulders of the owner.
Stats (may not always be filled out):
█Health: 70%
█Mana: 80%
█Deku Emerald: on
█Inventory: Spear, Poe scroll, towel, water
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"Wolves?" Ritelia asked, "Sure thing. You desire wolf meat so consider them your lunch once I am through with them. You just stay right here."
Taking out her fin scythes, she lowered her head, and like a bull, used her speed to send the wolves into the corner where Kokiri village meets up with the castle wall. The wolves yelped as each one was taken down.
(I hope this doesn't count as god-modding. I can edit if you need me to)
The last wolf, however, eyed Ritelia as if he wasn't like the others. Ritelia humored the wolf and asked it, "So, any last words, mutt?"
Dumbfounded, impressed and bewildered at the bravery and stupidity, Rheaus could do nothing but stare for a while until the apparent danger was settled.
Dumbfounded, impressed and bewildered at the bravery and stupidity, Rheaus could do nothing but stare for a while until the apparent danger was settled.
"..."
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"No last words? Too bad...because I could have spared you if you begged then ran with your tail between your legs. Now you die!"
Ritelia used her blades one more time hoping to bring down the pack leader.
With the wolves gone Rheaus would find a moment's rest awaited him at the little operation this strangely powerful Zora had going on in the form of a chair, either pre-pulled-out or just not pushed back in in the first place. He decided it better to at least try resting while he still had the option.
The lighting in the place was either romantic, in perhaps a gentrified way, or eerie depending on the circumstances; and he could see he was eerily attracted to the idea of being able to vanish in this place. He ordered nothing, and simply watched and allowed the movers to rotate around him as he waited for the owner's inevitably return.
With the wolves gone Rheaus would find a moment's rest awaited him at the little operation this strangely powerful Zora had going on in the form of a chair, either pre-pulled-out or just not pushed back in in the first place. He decided it better to at least try resting while he still had the option.
The lighting in the place was either romantic, in perhaps a gentrified way, or eerie depending on the circumstances; and he could see he was eerily attracted to the idea of being able to vanish in this place. He ordered nothing, and simply watched and allowed the movers to rotate around him as he waited for the owner's inevitably return.
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With the wolves ended, Ritelia skinned the animals' remains and put the goods into various pouches that she had supplied herself with before leaving Zora's domain. The sacks weren't all that big, but with one look, one could tell that they were made in the domain because they were waterproof. She then asked Rheaus, "How would you like these wolf steaks done? I can shred them up and serve them sukiyaki style, I can grill them in front of you and you tell me when they look done, or you can donate them to add them to the menu and I get to call them the Prince's choice."
"Please, no! ... I mean, no thanks," he said nervously to the otherwise kind owner as soon as she brought up the third option.
"Just... Fry it with some noodles and veggies or something, I don't know." The weather was warm enough, but Rheaus was quivering like a small, hairless pup in his seat.
"Please, no! ... I mean, no thanks," he said nervously to the otherwise kind owner as soon as she brought up the third option.
"Just... Fry it with some noodles and veggies or something, I don't know." The weather was warm enough, but Rheaus was quivering like a small, hairless pup in his seat.
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Ritelia smiled, "A wolf stir fry it is then. Your order will be ready in 5 minutes."
She went into the back where there was a stir fry kit all ready to go. She had to remember to thank the Gorons who donated this to the shop for she recognized the fire sign on the wok she was going to use.
The smell of the meat could be detected through the main area from where she was and by her own judgement, it smelled divine. She decided she would make a second batch of it after for herself. That wolf pack leader provided, there wasn't a doubt. After the cooking was done, promptly 5 minutes later, Ritelia served it over rice and placed fresh vegetables raw around the stuff already cooked.
"Here you are, one wolf stir fry. This one is free because you provided me with the meat needed. Although any donations would be awesome. It would make my shop bigger. Oh, and don't forget that once you're done, be sure to brag about it, spread the word...okay?"
Posted: Thu Jan 21, 2016 8:13 am
(Waiting on more people...and someone is breaking their own rules)