The main event was ready to get under way, and the fans knew it as the announcer spoke. A roar came over the crowd as they knew it was time for Cartwright! However, first, they had to sit through the introduction of the champions.
Heeheeheeheeheeheeheehee...
Everyone come see the greatest show.
Gather up all Juggalos and roll.
Everyone come see the greatest show.
Gather up all trugalopes and roll.
Ah yeah! Dum Diddy Dum,
Get your a** out the way 'cause here we come,
And we's bringin' this spectacle into ya town.
We got creep shows, freak shows (Wicked Clowns).
Most people don't like these Oddities.
Most people would love to have a shot at these.
If you think you too good for us sideshow freaks, let me know
And I'm gonna whip smack your cheeks! Come on...
Everyone come see the greatest show.
Unlike anything that you know.
Come and be down wit the clowns.
The big Oddity freak show's in town
The people in the arena began to boo violently as Violent J and Shaggy 2 Dope pranced around on the stage, waving around axes and their hands. Garbage flew from the crowd, smacking the two juggalo rappers of the Insane Clown Posse in their faces and frontal bodies. Why there was some concert going on before the main event, no one knew, but it was happening. Finally, they shut the ******** up, and the booing of the fans took over completely, Violent J and Shaggy waving around and thanking the crowd for listening. Someone launched a full bottle of faygo from the crowd that slammed into Shaggy's head, knocking him unconscious. Being the INSANE clown that he is, Violent J picked up the bottle and proceeded to chug it whole, screaming afterward from the INSANE sugar rush he was going through. He ran backstage, doctors rushing out to check on Shaggy 2 Dope. Moments later, however, the band Smashmouth ran out, and quickly following them was their lead singer, who was wiping away something from his face, probably sweat. Regardless, they began to play, the fans very confused over what was happening. "What the ******** is going on?" JR said to King, as it was faintly caught on the headset.
Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me
I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed
She was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb
In the shape of an "L" on her forehead
Well, the years start coming and they don't stop coming
Fed to the rules and I hit the ground running
Didn't make sense not to live for fun
Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb
So much to do, so much to see
So what's wrong with taking the back streets?
You'll never know if you don't go
You'll never shine if you don't glow
Hey, now, you're an All Star get your game on, go play
Hey, now, you're a Rock Star get the show on get paid
And all that glitters is gold
Only shooting stars break the mold
The fans booed even more angrily now, throwing more trash, even some chairs at the stage, nearly hitting members of Smashmouth. They all took off running as the debris came flying another full bottle of faygo smashing into the still downed Shaggy 2 Dope. It was then that music played through the PA that wasn't being preformed live.
*GASP* WHOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAA
WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?
MY LIFE'S NOT THE SAME WITHOUT YOU IN IT.
My love I've watched you disappear
Right before my eyes
right before I told you how I feel
no I must thank you now
For the things you've done
you helped me fight my demons
like a mother to her son.
Whoa where have you been
my life's not the same without you in it
Whoa forever I'll wait
your love and affection is all that I crave
I long for your kiss and your memory still remains.
My heavy heart you carried on your back
and right before your eyes
I stood back up and picked up all the slack
my love I have done my best to hold my head up high
I'll never be the same without you in my life
Whoa where have you been
my life's not the same without you in it
Whoa forever I'll wait
your love and affection is all that I crave
I long for your kiss and your memory still remains.
"Where Have You Been" by Falling in Reverse hits the PA system as fans, again, boo loudly. From the back came the WWF:G Tag Team Champions, The Brightest Lights. Stevie told Jerry to wait a moment as they stood atop the ramp, and started to motion to the back for someone to come out. Within seconds, legendary chef and food personality Guy Fieri skipped out from behind the curtain, leaping in between the champs and patting them on their backs. He was very hyper, but clearly extremely sweaty. The three men walked down to ringside, and entered the ring, the fans booing consistently and loudly. As the music died out Guy wrestled away the microphone from the ring announcer.
"WHATS UP EVERYONE! WELCOME TO DINERS, DRIVE INS, AND DIVES. TODAY, WE'VE GOT THE BRIGHTEST LIGHTS HERE, AND THEY'RE GONNA DEFEND THEIR HARDCORE EATING TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIPS AGAINST SOME GUY NAMED JAWS WHO IS OBVIOUSLY A COMPETITIVE EATER, AND A BRITISH DUDE! TOTALLY CRAZY! LETS GET TO IT, WAH WHO!"
Guy throws the microphone back at the ring announcer, who is visibly freaked the ******** out.
"Um...Introducing first, accompanied by...Guy...Fieri...they are the WWF:G Tag Team Champions, 'Spotlight' Stevie O'Rourke and 'Sterling Silver' Jerry Klotz...The Brightest Lights!"
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