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 Posted: Mon Sep 14, 2015 2:01 pm
literally the moon emoji > we're buying back that stupid ******** chicken toy
literally the moon emoji > its p/m useless now the chicken it summoned is bbq
literally the moon emoji > cooked on the coals from hell
literally the moon emoji > u want me to get u some maybe u can have a candlelit dinner w/ it w/ marianne
literally the moon emoji > im sure she'd find it v/ romantic
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Posted: Mon Sep 14, 2015 2:06 pm
literally the moon emoji > you know what we should do? sell 8 balls
literally the moon emoji > you could retire comfortably with those
literally the moon emoji > though I cant really see you retiring
literally the moon emoji > lmao i just imagined a little old man in a cart selling drugs to gangsters
literally the moon emoji > i'll bring u oatmeal in your old age
literally the moon emoji > it'll be really good
literally the moon emoji > bc successful bakers can make anything
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Posted: Mon Sep 14, 2015 2:12 pm
Merchant > kid it's not your place to think about me as an old man
Merchant > also damn rip chicken
Merchant > I'll put in a new order tho those are good sellers
Merchant > also kid
Merchant > I hate oatmeal
Merchant > pancakes or nothin kid
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Posted: Mon Sep 14, 2015 2:17 pm
literally the moon emoji > do u want me to save u some for a candlelit dinner or not tho
literally the moon emoji > also ur already kind of an old man so I already think of you as that way i apologi
literally the moon emoji > wait no I dont lol
literally the moon emoji > yeah giant chickens will really add a new spice to the stupid gang turf fights or w/e happens in this dumb town anymore
literally the moon emoji > sell drugs on chickens
literally the moon emoji > fight people on chickens
literally the moon emoji > run from the police on chickens
literally the moon emoji > though I guess that last one wouldnt really happen bc the police here suck a**
literally the moon emoji > not literally but like u know
literally the moon emoji > idk if gert knows how to make pancakes
literally the moon emoji > ur so demanding how does an old person not like oatmeal
literally the moon emoji > isnt oatmeal like old people ambrosia
literally the moon emoji > (aren't you proud of me for knowing the word ambrosia I learned it this week)
literally the moon emoji > (I've been wanting to use it this whole week)
literally the moon emoji > (it's monday. i learned it yesterday)
literally the moon emoji > anyways enough parenthesis
literally the moon emoji > what about waffles
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Posted: Mon Sep 14, 2015 3:25 pm
literally the moon emoji > merchant
literally the moon emoji > merchant
literally the moon emoji > merchaaaaant
literally the moon emoji > why dont you love me anymore father
literally the moon emoji > was it bc i reminded you of the cruel inevitability of ur hairline
literally the moon emoji > merchant
literally the moon emoji > merchant
literally the moon emoji > merchant i love u
literally the moon emoji > merchant I shrunk the kids
literally the moon emoji > the next film to make it on the big screen
literally the moon emoji > merchant LISTEN THERE IS
literally the moon emoji > A NEW FOURTH YEAR
literally the moon emoji > IN MY HOUSE.
literally the moon emoji > she uses hearts in her name
literally the moon emoji > who uses hearts in their name??
literally the moon emoji > that's so lana del ray ish
literally the moon emoji > do you think she listens to lana del ray
literally the moon emoji > I bet Magnus listens to lana del ray
literally the moon emoji > she's all about sugar daddies right he would totally be into that
literally the moon emoji > why am I talking about this with you
literally the moon emoji > you know who magnus is right
literally the moon emoji > the kid you keep scamming?? him
literally the moon emoji > merchant
literally the moon emoji > (file attachment -- a picture of a dog in the alleyways)
literally the moon emoji > check out this cool lizard
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Posted: Mon Sep 14, 2015 3:42 pm
Merchant > my hairline isn't receding wtf
Merchant > kid I'm 31 chill
Merchant > new fourth year??? what
Merchant > well if she uses hearts in her name she must be cute
Merchant > ah yes. magnus
Merchant > bet you I can scam at least a hundred bucks outta him next time
Merchant > that's a nice lizard
Merchant > also, pancakes or nothin
Merchant > how the ******** do you even have time to send me these kid shouldn't you be working
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Posted: Mon Sep 14, 2015 4:58 pm
literally the moon emoji > the cold embrace of the inevitable awaits you
literally the moon emoji > would you think I was cuter if I used hearts in my name??
♥ literally the moon emoji ♥ > primadonna girl
literally the moon emoji > ok no thats ******** stupid
literally the moon emoji > ikr. lizards are the best. chipkali is currently riding my shoulders rn and he is Loving It
literally the moon emoji > FINE I'll learn pancackes JUST4U
literally the moon emoji > b/c ur a stubborn old man and I lov u
literally the moon emoji > also. im @ cole's base. no thanks to someone
literally the moon emoji > waiting @ the bar for someone to pass me $$$$ and drinkin an oj like a true prince
literally the moon emoji > the guy manning the bar kind of reminds me of End
literally the moon emoji > he's nice. like End
literally the moon emoji > and tbh I am the texting master??
literally the moon emoji > literally if there was a class at merlin devoted to texting multiple people at once and effectively spamming them while doing other things all at once
literally the moon emoji > i
literally the moon emoji > would
literally the moon emoji > ace
literally the moon emoji > it
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Posted: Mon Sep 14, 2015 5:50 pm
Merchant > kid you're already pretty damn cute
Merchant > I mean marianne is cutest but still
Merchant > yes good
Merchant > acquire skills to suit my rich old ******** needs
Merchant > yeah yeah ik just suck it up and deal ok
Merchant > I don't want risa shoving an explosion up my a** and it's good to play both sides as subtly as you can
Merchant > (don't tell xander but the weed they buy off me comes from 6)
Merchant > who's probs the guy @ the bar
Merchant > hm
Merchant > do you think this would look good on mari
Merchant > (Attachment: Polyvore link. Everything in the outfit is very expensive.)
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Posted: Mon Sep 14, 2015 5:59 pm
literally the moon emoji > I can live w/ that
literally the moon emoji > seeing as you're (whip emoji) ed for her
literally the moon emoji > see what I did there lol
literally the moon emoji > risa like teresa right??
literally the moon emoji > that sounds painful af
literally the moon emoji > also lmao he'd be so pissed at u if he found that out
literally the moon emoji > good thing he wont
literally the moon emoji > yeah he seems pretty nice?? his oj is p good
literally the moon emoji > why is he called 6 tho
literally the moon emoji > and tbh anything would look good on those hips
literally the moon emoji > literally anything
literally the moon emoji > but also yes that's defs her color
literally the moon emoji > screenshot her reaction btw
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Posted: Tue Sep 15, 2015 2:57 pm
Merchant > 
Merchant > cha ******** ching guess who's getting a package delivered to her doorstep
Merchant > you don't mind me using your polyvore do u kid
Merchant > also yes explosions up the a** are very painful
Merchant > very
Merchant > painful.
Merchant >
Merchant > also I'm not whipped stfu
Merchant > idk why he's called 6 he was called dylan when I met him
Merchant > he had to be the superior sprouse twin??
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Posted: Tue Sep 15, 2015 3:59 pm
literally the moon emoji > get ******** wrecked marianne
literally the moon emoji > and yeah idc
literally the moon emoji > I kinda knew you were on it thanks to the purchase history
literally the moon emoji > and w8
literally the moon emoji > that's actually happened to you
literally the moon emoji > or are you trying to make an innuendo for something
literally the moon emoji > bc either way thats ******** Up dawg
literally the moon emoji > also lmao
literally the moon emoji > he's cool I've decided
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Posted: Tue Sep 15, 2015 5:14 pm
Merchant > ....
Merchant > Risa is into some weird s**t let's just
Merchant > say that
Merchant > anyway 6 or w/e his name is is okay
Merchant > kinda infuriating to be around for too long
Merchant > don't talk to him abt yourself
Merchant > just
Merchant > don't do it
Merchant > also do you have any ideas for s**t to say that would make extremely parental adults worried
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Posted: Tue Sep 15, 2015 5:17 pm
literally the moon emoji > 1. what the ********>
literally the moon emoji > 2. ok???
literally the moon emoji > 3. 'Man, it's so cool that we got our kidneys surgically switched while we were drunk last night'
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Posted: Tue Sep 22, 2015 3:54 pm
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Posted: Mon Sep 28, 2015 2:53 pm
literally the moon emoji > do you have an umbrella
literally the moon emoji > that by chance
literally the moon emoji > isnt cursed
literally the moon emoji > or enchanted
literally the moon emoji > or can bring bodily injury if used wrong
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