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 Posted: Thu Aug 27, 2015 10:18 pm
 "You little mother... Goddamn it, get back here!" The sounds of angry growling and heeled feet in mud echoed in the air as Chara chased down a small fox-like youma through the small ally between overly manicured back yards. He hadn't MEANT to suddenly power up in his frilly as ******** uniform and prance through their back yards in his little maryjane heels. No no, Benji was just going out and about for a walk that night! A walk right to this one guy's backyard whom he saw one night on his way home from doing Benji things.
This dude had one sweet garden, far better than the little greenhouse growing in his bedroom. It was an ACTUAL yard with ACTUAL space and sunlight and everything a plant needs to thrive, if it was that kinda plant anyway. It wasn't some tiny cramped corner apartment bedroom that got JUST enough sunlight a day to not absolutely slaughter everything in it. It was a full fledged garden where gnomes or smurfs or whatever would have been thrilled to live in! Hell, it even had one of those weird braided fences that any viny thing could happily creep up on. And it wasn't against the LAW to gander, right? Oddly enough, Chara respected the owner of this little piece of Eden enough not to actually hop the fence and steal stuff for his own place. This OBVIOUSLY took hard work! It was love, and Chara wasn't heartless enough to wreck something like that.
For that very same reason an "OH s**t" was breathed out as the little foxy b*****d of a youma managed to claw it's way right up and over the fence of that cool guy's house. What did Chara expect anyway? He WAS originally heading there! This little a*****e of a beastie must have known. And as MUCH as Chara didn't want to tread on this bro's Eden, this pest had to be taken care of. A garden like this wouldn't live very long if it's owner had his lifeforce or whatever it was that these people had sucked out of him to death. So with a billion 'sorries' ringing in his mind, Chara sprang over the fence!
Only to land on a hoe that, for some reason, was left outside. And in a pretty much comical fashion, Chara stepped on it in just the right way for it to come up and smack him straight in his face. His frilly gloved hands came up and gripped at his nose, and a string of loud "********" had been made before he pointed at the small youma that was snarling at him from a far corner of the garden.
"That's it you piece of s**t! YOU DIE NOW!"
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Posted: Fri Aug 28, 2015 1:37 pm
Yawning, Rob made his way into his kitchen searching for something to eat. It had been one of those exhausting yet unproductive days where he couldn't even be bothered to power up and go out on patrol -- he'd hit his thumb while pounding a nail into a board upstairs, the song he was working on wasn't coming together like he wanted it to, and Sidney was out somewhere so he had no one to b***h to (and he wasn't about to pop next door and b***h to his parents). He needed a beer at least. Maybe two. Opening the fridge door, he peered inside. There was precious little food in there, some bread and a few other things, but most of it was beer. Maybe a slice of toast or two would shut his stomach up. He pulled out the partial loaf and grabbed a bottle of beer, then shuffled over to the hideous formica counter. He hated this kitchen; the layout was completely stupid, and it was clear by the sloping floor that it was an afterthought, added sometime in the last century by some other industrious homeowner. This would be the next project on his DIY list, once all the other s**t around the house was completed and he had the money to work on it. He figured that would be like, oh, when pigs flew. He was just in the process of opening his beer when he heard a commotion outside in the backyard. What the ********> It sounded like someone cursing loudly and violently. What was someone doing in his backyard anyway? Peering out the window on his tiptoes, he saw what looked like the frilliest goth-boy ever chasing a fox-like creature around the garden. "OI!" he shouted at the window over the kitchen sink. "PISS OFF, YOU! OUT OF ME GARDEN!" They probably hadn't heard him, between the cursing and the fact that the window was closed.
Something bothered him about that animal the guy was chasing. It didn't look right. Oh god, he thought, it's a bloody youma.
That meant he'd have to power up and go outside and deal with it.
With a weary sigh, he put down the bottle opener and rummaged through his pants pocket for his henshin pen. Within moments Puck was standing there, trying to decide how would be the best way to approach this. He couldn't go out the back door, that'd be a dead giveaway that he was the homeowner. He had to go out through the front then. Running to the front door, he checked to see if anyone was outside, then bolted through the door and around the side of the house. The aura of the other guy hit him then, as did the strong smell of… chocolate?
"Oi," he called out as he entered the yard. "Need a hand, mate?"
Kapoodles *wheezes with laughter* BEST START EVER
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Posted: Sat Aug 29, 2015 12:46 pm
As sweet as the chocolatey air about him was, Chara was as angry and pissed off with the accident with the hoe. After the angry string of curses that came from the tiny senshi, that little b*****d was HIS. He didn't even care that he had powers or was able to throw his little chocolate kisses at the beast! That hoe was in his hands and he was holding it like a giant hammer, sharp end down.
He was imagining it now, bringing that hoe down on the little b*****d's head! Heels sank deep into the soil as he crept closer and closer to the snarling beast who didn't take it's eyes off of him. This was going to END now.
That was until some a*****e in dreads came up (though he wasn't going to deny, the accent was amazing), distracting him JUST enough for the foxy youma to slip around him and head towards the man who just came in. <******** REALLY?! CATCH HIM!!"
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Posted: Tue Sep 01, 2015 12:26 pm
Puck scowled at the other senshi. "NOW HANG ON, YOU LITTLE-- Whup!" He was starting on a good retaliatory rant, but it was interrupted as the small youma zoomed in and leapt at him. Whack! His reactions were good enough that he was able to smack the thing down so it didn't get away or attack him (it seemed to have way too many rows of sharp pointy teeth). He didn't like being blindsided by youma. "Little ********," he growled. Whether he was referring to the youma or the senshi -- whom he just noticed was wearing the most ridiculously frilly and fancy-looking outfit he'd ever seen -- was up for speculation. "Right, look. I'll keep it cornered so it doesn't get out of the yard, and you bash its little youma brains in with the hoe. Got it?" With that Puck assumed a wide, low stance, trying not to trample on the zinnias. He'd seen rugby players and footballers do this so they could better keep the ball from getting past them. Hopefully it would work and the little fox-like youma wouldn't escape its fate. Kapoodles How tall is Chara/Benji anyway? Puck/Rob is only 5'6" XD
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Posted: Sun Sep 06, 2015 7:14 am
Color Chara impressed. He really didn't think the man would be able to stop the beast that he had been chasing down for the past hour and a half (Oi, those heels STILL haven't been broken in yet!). Smacked it right down, he did even if he was beginning to curse out the young senshi.
"I know right? That little s**t keeps on slipping away. Now if you can do what you say right, maybe the thing can be finally put out of it's ******** ugly misery." The man before him dropped low, pretty much tip toeing through the tulips as he tried to keep the beast from escaping. Which all in all Chara could respect, because damn, these were some fine a** plants in this little back yard.
Watching his own steps and holding the hoe as a bat, the chocolate senshi made it's way over to the youma. As soon as he was close enough, the youma seemed to know that the end was nigh, and screeched like someone was murdering it. Which.. well, was true. In a swift, heavy swing, Chara cleaved it's head right off, sending it into a flurry of dusty particles with another set of softly muttered curses. It was gone, the a*****e was FINALLY GONE!
"Damned thing nearly blew my ears off! And you, dickbag!" Chara turned quickly on his heel and pointed at Puck, half glaring at him. "Senshi too, right? I can tell by that ball of rags you're wearing. Where's YOUR goddayum Powers?! Couldn't you have dealt with it?!
tatterpixie Oh! He's still a kid so.. Only 5'1! xD
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Posted: Mon Sep 07, 2015 2:15 pm
The little fox-like youma couldn't get past Puck, not as on guard as he was. Finally with an ear-splitting shriek the hoe wielded by the other senshi connected with the creature's head and it poofed into a cloud of dust. Victory! There was no more youma invading his garden, and hardly any of his plants had been damaged. Puck then turned his attention to the ungrateful little senshi. "I could have used my powers," he lied -- he hadn't used them yet at all. "I just prefer to use my fists!" Who the hell was this little s**t trying to tell him how to fight youma? He'd been out on enough patrols with Juno that he more than knew how to handle himself against a monster! "If I hadn't come along and bailed your arse out," he continued his rant, "you probably would have been chasing that little b*****d all ******** night! What about YOUR powers, mate? Why didn't YOU use what you got, eh?"
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Posted: Wed Sep 09, 2015 4:21 pm
“Fists-smichsts. You're probably just a new senshi, aren't you? Though you did smack it down, so you weren't incredibly useless.” Now that he wasn't entirely blinded by pure rage he took a moment to look at this other Senshi more closely. How old was this guy supposed to be anyway? Not that Chara had met many other senshi before, and all of those he DID meet were all more.. Young people. Like his age or a little older, or a little younger. Maybe it was just the dreads that made him look old. Cool, but old. Or maybe it just was the night. Who knows?
“Hey! I was doing JUST FINE. It was you who came out here all willy nilly and distracted me! I was THIS close to destroying the damned thing before you came out and went all “Howdy Doody” on me!” He huffed and puffed about how this old fart was lecturing him about HIS use of powers. He had most CERTAINLY used them before, just not tonight. He wanted the little fox jerk to feel it good when he dusted it!
“The reason why I didn't use my powers, mate, was because that little b*****d had been running for way way way too long and I had finally, FINALLY caught him and saw a hoe, and wanted the little sucker to feel what pain was like! You try running around in these goddamn heels!” For emphasis, he lifted his leg up and shoved his foot at the other man, wiggling it around to show his dirty shoes and legging like things.
“And what are YOU doing here? This guy's garden is too great for your nasty a** to be trudging through here like some green giant!” It was at that moment when he realized just how loud he was being, and he bit his lip, looking towards the house who's backyard he was in. He only slightly hoped that he didn't wake the owner up. It'd be cool to see what kinda person lived here, but kinda messed up too, since now the person would probably keep extra close lock and key on this place.
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Posted: Mon Sep 14, 2015 3:18 pm
Puck puffed up a little in anger at the 'new senshi = useless' remark. "Yeah, so ******** what if I'm new! I'm perfectly capable of doing my bit to rid this town of bastards like that youma!" What was he doing arguing with this little s**t anyway? Guy didn't look to be much older than a teenager, if that. Puck may not have had that much time-in as a senshi, but his life experience certainly equipped him to handle fighting youma and Negaverse agents better than some stupid jerk kid! "Oh yeah, you were doing just fine, weren't you? You were SO CLOSE to offing it. Listen, if I hadn't come along and helped, you'd still be chasing it! And you would have trampled all over this lovely garden doing it!" He was pretty sure the kid was being super careful not to step on any of his plants, for whatever reason -- probably those ridiculous heels. For a moment he almost felt sorry for the kid, being forced to look like a poncy little confection when he clearly wasn't, if his mouth and attitude were any indication. Puck found the path through the garden and approached the smaller senshi. "What I was doing here, mate, was patrolling! This is my territory, under my protection, and I'd thank your little punk arse to clear the ******** off and leave me to it!" He wasn't that concerned about being loud -- he knew his parents couldn't hear him in the next house over, and with Sid not home there was no-one to disturb in his house. But he couldn't let the little s**t know he was the owner of the house and yard. Senshi or no, that would have been telling.
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Posted: Mon Sep 14, 2015 8:29 pm
"You best get your damn eyes checked because I had the little ******** cornered and ready to hit it and then you came up all hoity toity chip chip cherrios and howdy doody mate and distracted it!" Chara wasn't about to let that go because he was RIGHT and he knew it!
All he could do was scoff at this guy. Just who exactly did he think he was, making such big and bold statements?
"Patrolling? YOUR territory?! Well then, if this guy could have gotten past your high and mighty watchful blind eye then you're doing a s**t of a job, aren't you? What are you, like thirty years old?! And you're letting a kid do your job? A plus man. A ********' PLUS." At this point, Chara was fussing more because he enjoyed it rather than being really angry or irritated. There was nothing more amusing to him than getting under the skin of someone who was clearly older than he was.
Scritch Scritch scritch.. Chara could just hear something not quiet right nearby and he quickly turned to face the noise. There was rustling on the other side of the tall fence too... And a few more sound sounds of feet rummaging through the tall grass.. It was unsettling.
"I know your blind, but you're not deaf, right? You heard that. I think there's more.."
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Posted: Tue Sep 15, 2015 12:27 pm
"Distracted it? Distracted YOU more like!" Puck was getting pissed at the kid now. He wasn't enjoying this one little bit. "You're the one who slipped up and let it get away! If I hadn't been here, it'd have been gone!" He approached the smaller senshi, looming over him. "I didn't pick the little ******** up because I was off patrolling in another part of my territory," he lied again. "I can't be everywhere at once, you know." Which was true, he couldn't be. "And I'm not thirty, for ******** sake, I'm twenty!!" The more he ranted, the angrier he got. His hands balled into fists as he glared at the young senshi. "What are you then, twelve or something? Does your mum know you're out so late --" He heard it the same time the kid did: scritch scritch scritch rustle rustle rustle. It didn't sound like a stray cat burying its s**t in his yard. With a frown Puck opened up his senses and felt something definitely not right. MANY somethings that definitely weren't right. Oh s**t. "Yeah, I heard that. I ain't deaf. Or blind for that matter. I think we got company."
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Posted: Tue Sep 15, 2015 9:46 pm
Chara really did hate how short he was. This guys loomed right over him and he was sure that he just looked like some little brat from up there. Atleast the heels gave him an inch or two..
"Yeah, yeah, I'm going to call bullshit on that one. You obviously found me during you 'patrol', didn't you?" A hand came up against Puck's chest, and he tried to shove him away as hard as he can, still being mindful of the plants.
"Get your smelly Patchouli Oil a** away from me, old man, and focus on the real issue, yes?" A set of ears popped over the fence, not enough to bound over like before, it was trying to, but just couldn't manage to. And there were more on the other side, scratching at the base of the fence just as the last one was. He wasn't about to let them get in here. One, sure. He could handle ONE monster scurrying around this precious place but a whole herd would wreck this place faster than toddlers with crayons and walls.
A small idea came to Chara's mind as he still had the Hoe in his hand.. He just needed a distraction..
"Chara Chocolate Kiss.." With a snap of his fingers and a blush because he had to utter such a stupid attack name, a ball of chocolate kisses filled his hands.
"Okay.. I'm going to throw these over the fence, distract them, then hop over and lead them away from the garden. I still got the hoe, so I can bash them up. You do whatever lame a** per thing you can do to stop them. Or just use your face, plenty scary enough. Got it? Get it? Good."
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Posted: Thu Sep 17, 2015 12:44 pm
Puck barely moved from the kid's shove. "I don't use patchouli oil, that s**t smells," he grumbled and let the rest drop as he scanned the fence around his yard. He saw the ears pop up and heard more scratching along the fence. Sounded like a whole mess of the small monsters. They'd lay waste to his garden if they ever got in. He heard Chara say something and all of a sudden a wad of chocolate kisses appeared in his hand. Puck had never actually seen senshi magic in action -- hell, he still wasn't sure what his power was. Maybe this would be the opportunity that caused him to finally use it. "Yeah, right, that sounds reasonable enough," he nodded, though he had no idea what good chocolate candy kisses could do against youma. If nothing else, he could beat the little ******** into submission and dust them that way. Setting himself in position again, he waited for whatever Chara was going to do and basically play goalie with the things -- throw them back into the fray (and dust them as he could) if they got too close to his garden. And at least he'd be rid of Chara and his smart mouth as well. Bonus!
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Posted: Fri Sep 18, 2015 5:52 am
Perhaps the reason why Chara was so ready to just bound over the fence after throwing his attack was that he lacked a bit of common sense. You really, REALLY shouldn't go jumping straight into danger. atleast he tossed his little chocolate bombs over the fence first, causing the gathering of more of those weird little youma to hiss and screech. They quickly stepped back from the fence, handing over enough room for Chara to land on the other side safely.
"Come here, you fuzzy bastards!" The fluffy senshi started swinging his commandeered hoe around, hoping to atleast catch one of the beasts in his range, but it seemed like he wasn't going to have any such luck. These things were bigger and their eyes shown with fury, having heard their comrade's painful end. Needless to say, they were ******** pissed, and once they established just how much of a 'threat' Chara was, they began to approach again, moving further away from the fence.
This made the kid nervous. He couldn't do this by himself, but he wasn't exactly friendly with the other senshi when they met. Hopefully he wouldn't be too bitter, right? He was still a kid, and that HAD to have meant something!
"You're coming over right? I don't see your a** scrambling over that fence. Or open the ******** gate or something, just come here!"
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Posted: Fri Sep 18, 2015 2:11 pm
It occurred to Puck as Chara fired off his chocolately hand grenades and leapt over the fence that maybe the young senshi hadn't thought this thing through very thoroughly. The smell of chocolate permeated the air in the garden now, where he had been expecting dusted youma stink. He heard the hissing and screeching, then he heard growling. Evidently the chocolate kisses weren't super effective against youma, even small ones. He peered over the fence and saw the gathered group of foxy youma, bigger and meaner-looking than the little s**t they had dusted. The kid was clearly in over his head with that many monsters all pissed off at him. Then Chara called for help, and Puck hesitated. Should he or shouldn't he help the kid out? He'd not exactly been nice to Puck, calling him a hippie and dissing everything from his rookie status to his fuku to his dreadlocks. But he didn't exactly come across like a real fighter or anything like that -- he seemed pretty incapable of defending himself. Puck sighed. Oh, the disadvantages of having a conscience. "All right, don't get your knickers in a wad, I'm coming." He leapt over the fence and landed next to Chara, eyeing the youma. The monsters retreated a little at the sudden appearance of the other senshi, but then they began to move forward again, growling with glowing eyes and bared teeth. Many sharp pointy teeth. "Right. You have a plan now? Or shall I just wade in and start dusting these bastards?"
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Posted: Tue Sep 22, 2015 5:38 am
The sarcastic bit of Chara really REALLY was poking him in the side, demanding that he say something rude to Puck as it was pretty obvious that the man had probably debated in his head whether or not he was gonna come help. But he was here and at the very least was another distraction to the beaties. They didn't seem too afraid of him, as they came back towards them more growly and hissy than ever. At least the hoe was still his friend and allowed him to swing it around few times to make the youma back up a little further. Maybe they could still smell their friend on the blade.
"That phrase is so stupid.. Ugh.." Okay, he had it in him to say something negative, but not much else.
"If you wanna use some magic or something, sure, be my guest. I really don't think some Jurassic park styled 'negotiations' are gonna work with these bastards.. What does your magic do anyway? Can it Help?"
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