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 Posted: Wed Jul 01, 2015 4:29 pm
The following contest is scheduled for one fall! Introducing first...
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Posted: Thu Jul 02, 2015 4:46 am
Mikey McKay's new theme song hits the PA system as the Celtic Cannon begins his intense march from one side of the stage to the other before going back to the center. He then bounces side to side on his toes until the word "GO!" is heard from the song, causing green pyrotechnics to blast right in front of him. McKay then marches down the ramp with his gaze fixed on the ring.
"From Skerries, Ireland, weighing in at 295 pounds, the Celtic Cannon, Mikey McKay!"
"For those who buried their sons
Under Bone White Crosses
For those who saw their daughters
Virtues were taken by invading forces
They Promised the century to you
And all you did was count the dead
And pray for Merciful release
In the longest and the darkest night"
Mikey then enters the ring, taking off his black t shirt that has a cannon shooting out a shamrock, before awaiting the arrival of his opponent.
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Posted: Thu Jul 02, 2015 12:15 pm
Oh my god Based God!
You could ******** my b***h, Based God!
You swag to the maximum
Swag 100 thousand, 100 trillion! Oh god damn Based God!
The swagtastic sound of Wonton Soup by Lil B hits the arena. The crowd erupts into a chorus of cheers for the Swag Master himself, King Kartwright. He makes his way to the ring with a Godly swagger. His arms and legs are flying back and forth at great height while he shouts "SWAG!" and "YOLO!" constantly at the fans, who are eating it all up happily.
Hopped up in my car (swag!) then I drop my roof
Wet like wonton soup. That's just how I do (swag!)
Then I park my car, then I ******** your b***h
Eat that wonton soup, wet like wonton soup
Announcer: "Introducing his opponent, from the United Kingdom, he is so fly that he makes the girls cry, KIIIIIIIIING KAAAAAAARTWRIIIIIIIIIIGHT!"
Kartwright enters the ring. He looks chuffed to be back in a WWE:E ring.
Found a dope man, I ride that b***h like Ace of Spades
Ho don't play that game!
I'm rapping not for the fame
I almost went to jail for like 500 days!
b***h don't give no ********, that's why I ******** her in the ******** you suckers' heads then I ask her what's her name
Based God
The King receives a microphone from some pauper staff member.
Kartwright: "Yo yo yo! So, erybody' has been asking me, what the ******** have I been doing since I was last seen in a WWE:E ring?!"
Crowd: "SWAG! SWAG! SWAG! SWAG! SWAG!"
Kartwright: "I've been ******** BITCHES all day and all night!"
Crowd: "YAAAAAAAAAAAAY!"
Kartwright: "Tonight, I'm gonna ******** another b***h! But first, I'm gonna ******** THIS b***h UP in-front of me!"
Crowd: "BASED KARTY! BASED KARTY! BASED KARTY!"
Kartwright: "I'm going to remind the world all about how SWAGTASTIC I am and why I am going to be the next WWE:E World Champion! Your boi King Kartwright is back, and that spells disaster for you, Mikey McIrish c**t!"
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Posted: Sat Jul 04, 2015 6:53 am
Well maybe insulting Mikey was not the best tactic for the former Undisputed champion to do... Because now Mikey's Irish temper was at an all time high! As soon as the bell rang, Mikey charged full speed at Kartwright, hoping to catch him off guard with a vicious clothesline!
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Posted: Sat Jul 04, 2015 5:35 pm
Mikey doesn't want to wait about as he strikes Kartwright before the bell rings with a vicious clothesline that causes the swag king to twirl in the air before he hits the mat with a thud! How totally uncalled for that was!
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Posted: Sat Jul 04, 2015 6:32 pm
The Irate Irishman now turned to the downed Kartwright and went to jump up and land both feet on the former champs side!
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Posted: Tue Jul 07, 2015 4:45 pm
((Auto hit))
McKay is dead on with the double stomp to Kart's rib cage. The former champion rolls to the ring apron where Mikey looks to shove him out of the ring with his size 18 feet!
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Posted: Fri Jul 10, 2015 5:49 am
((Auto.....))
Mikey successfully shoves Kart to the outside as he lands in a heap. The ref starts his count!
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Posted: Fri Jul 10, 2015 4:21 pm
((Ahhh graduation got in the way sorry!)) The King of Swag holds his ribs in pain outside the ring as the referee starts his count.
Commentator Chris: "Mikey showing just how dominating he is right now as he easily has his way with a former WWE:E World Champion!"
Commentator Dave: "He's just a little rusty! The Swagtastic One is just warming up!"
The referee begins to make his count-out as Kartwright lies on his front.
ONE!
Kartwright remains in place, nursing his ribs.
TWO!
Kartwright begins to move.
THREE!
Kartwright gets up on to his knees, being careful not to agitate the ribs.
FOUR!
Kartwright is on his feet! He rolls into the ring just before the five count, keeping himself in the match.
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Posted: Sat Jul 11, 2015 6:38 pm
Mikey storms over to Kart, looking to pick him up and whip him to the ropes. If able to do so, Mikey will try for a back body drop on the rebound.
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Posted: Mon Jul 13, 2015 7:27 am
Mikey sends Kartwright across the ring and lowers his head, preparing for Kartwright to return. Kartwright halts his own momentum and aims a kick upwards towards Mikey's face to send him upright!
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Posted: Tue Jul 14, 2015 6:19 am
McKay takes the kick causing him to stand up straight and look rather pissed! Right away Mikey goes for a boot aimed at Kart's face!
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Posted: Wed Jul 15, 2015 5:16 pm
Damn it, that didn't seem to help at all! Mikey stares daggers into The King's eyes, and near enough boots his head off his shoulders! Kartwright drops to the mat in a star shape.
Commentator Chris: "What a kick!"
Commentator Dave: "If Kartwright can throw his feet around, so can Mikey!"
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Posted: Fri Jul 17, 2015 5:47 am
Mikey then looks to mount over Kart to try punching a hole through his head with a Barrage of right hands!
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Posted: Fri Jul 17, 2015 2:33 pm
Mikey begins to punch away at Kartwright's face as he tries to protect himself by covering up his face with his arms!
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