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Molten Tigrex

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PostPosted: Sun Jun 21, 2015 12:56 am


Lucky checked his brand-new holographic watch again. No, it still did not tell time. Nor did it tell him where Mark was.

And most importantly, it did not tell him why Mark had texted him about waiting next to this... boat.

But since Mark hadn't actually responded to any of his ten variations of follow-up questions all amounting to 'why the hell would I do that, Mark', Lucky had no choice but to show up if he wanted his question answered.

PostPosted: Sun Jun 21, 2015 1:46 am


"What do you think?" Mark popped up to Lucky not actually on the boat but instead, just next to him. He was wearing his trademark slightly bent out of shape but mostly usable Wonder Park t-shirt, vintage edition.

The boat itself wasn't that really impressive, it was mostly junk over boat, and a glorified rowboat at best; it was actually a miracle that it wasn't sinking, though there was an impressively terrible SS WW logo emblazoned on the front, the approximate bow of it.


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Molten Tigrex

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PostPosted: Sat Jul 04, 2015 11:13 pm


"It's..." Lucky had had plenty of time to admire the craftsmanship, or lack thereof. Twenty minutes, at the very least. And as far as Lucky was concerned, calling it a boat was giving it too much credit. Lucky wondered if Mark had ever considered sticking to the tiny version that went in bottles instead. "Definitely something."

He glanced between the logos on Mark and the boat, noting their similarity. "Going somewhere? In the - in the boat, I mean."

zoobey
PostPosted: Sun Jul 05, 2015 12:18 am


Mark ignored Lucky in favour of lying down in his tiny canoe and playing the theme of Jurassic Park with his harmonica skills. This lasted for about a torturous thirty seconds before he gave up.

"So, like," the Death assistant began excitedly, "I like have to do a survey mission at Wonder Park, and you like oh, I dunno, getting hurt a lot, so I figured I could explore and you could get like, hurt in my stead and everyone wins."

Thumb up, since the other one was holding a harmonica.


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Molten Tigrex

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PostPosted: Sun Jul 05, 2015 12:53 am


Lucky looked curious, then confused, then apprehensive, and finally, offended. Mark might as well have made another crack about the helicopter, because after getting a sarcastic remark about it from pretty much everyone else on the entire island, Lucky couldn't imagine this wasn't more of the same.

"I do not," Lucky complained, stomping through the sand to grab the side of Mark's makeshift boat and lean in, "get hurt that often --"

He immediately yelped something that was probably quite rude in Polish and recoiled, several wooden splinters sticking out the fingers of one hand.

"D-didn't even feel that," he blatantly lied, then quickly and painfully yanked them out. Mark's point was practically making itself, but that just made Lucky even more determined to up the stakes and disprove it. Lucky sighed heavily and wiped his hands off on his coat. "Fine. I'll go. But only so I can prove to you how not dangerous it's going to be if I'm there."

zoobey
PostPosted: Sun Jul 05, 2015 12:57 am


Mark just looked at Lucky. "Dude, I don't do abandonment play okay. Just come if you want to come and I'll consider taking you on as a padawan again. Consider."

He hopped out of the boat, having missed entirely the part where Lucky hurt himself (again) and pocketed his harmonica in one of his many ten thousand pockets. "So like, before we go, I'm going to lay some ground rules. Rule number one, don't touch anything. Rule number two, if a giant dinosaur chases after you you should probably run. Rule number three, I'm the boss and stuff so you listen to whatever I say including rules. Rule number four, I'm like, the boss, but so are the rules, but if there was a priority that would be me over my rules you know, just in case and stuff." He nodded. "Capiche?"


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Molten Tigrex

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PostPosted: Sun Jul 05, 2015 1:47 am


"Of - of course I'm coming!" Lucky folded his arms stubbornly and tried to bury his apprehension and the chastising of his weapon deep down. He already had a bad feeling about this, but it was too late to run away scared like he usually did. "And that better not be code for 'the guy who goes on beer runs for you'."

"Y-yeah, I understand -" Lucky nodded along to the rules, trying to feign some more enthusiasm he didn't have for field work. Follow Mark's lead, don't touch anything, and - "Wait. Dinosaur? Mark, what do you mean dinosaur?"

zoobey
PostPosted: Sun Jul 05, 2015 5:53 pm


Mark stopped in mid-stride. "Dude, have you seen any Jurassic Park movie ever in the last thirty years?"

Again, he didn't wait for an answer, picking up his pace just in case Lucky and his state of being was some contagious status effect. They travelled an entire grueling thirty seconds from the boat on the beach to the lighthouse next to the boat on the beach.

"First," Mark said, notably missing his own Hunter coat, "take off your stupid coat. And like, look like you know, look normal. More normal. Don't talk, rule number one remember? Second, bring a really really really big bag. If you don't have one just I dunno, improvise with your scarf or something. Ready?"


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Molten Tigrex

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PostPosted: Sun Jul 05, 2015 7:03 pm


"Yes, but -" The argument that living, stampeding dinosaurs were 'impossible' didn't really hold a lot of weight here. But Mark was probably exaggerating. Lucky just made a few wordless noises of complaint instead and tried to shrug his coat off while still chasing after Mark, who had already managed to get a significant head start in the space of seconds.

"There. See? Normal." Pathetic was a more accurate description, but at least Lucky dressed fairly blandly under the required uniform coat today. A striped shirt and jeans were not going to draw attention, and his hairstyle (or lack thereof) could just barely be passed off as a 'statement'. A statement that he hadn't seen a pair of scissors in years. He tossed the coat over a nearby chair and kept walking. As for the bag... "Yeah. I'll, uh, improvise. I can do that."

Also a lie.

"Ready," he repeated, and then mumbled under his breath, "to prove you wrong."

zoobey
PostPosted: Mon Jul 06, 2015 8:46 pm


"And I'm going to ignore that part with the wang." commented Mark, misinterpreting Lucky's accent again. He disappeared into the portal, but not before mouthing to his partner-in-crime no homo while giving him his best no funny business expression.

They arrived relatively peacefully on the other side, in some tall grass next to a neglected cornfield. The weather was dry, it would have almost been appropriate for the Death assistant to bring his harmonica to summon tumbleweeds.

"Right," Mark continued, pulling out a scanner that oddly resembled the one he had brought to the countdown fiasco, "I'll scan for life and you, er, you just, I dunno, tell me about how your life is going. And also-"

He suddenly interrupted himself as there were voices in the distance. A few people talking, arguing, impossible to see beyond the tall grass and cornfields. The Death assistant raised an eyebrow and whispered to Lucky 'you first' at the direction of voices. Better safe than sorry.


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Molten Tigrex

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PostPosted: Tue Jul 07, 2015 1:25 am


Lucky look deeply affronted (perhaps remembering a specific status effect) but, seeing as he was already come this far, there was no backing out now.

He also didn't have a chance to get a word in edgewise, whether about the missing dinosaurs or the fact that this place had a cornfield that greatly resembled the withered one on Deus. Rustling the grass a bit as he got his bearings, he looked all around on instinct, but there wasn't much to see except lots of corn. Mark's device was intriguing but any Deus technology Lucky hadn't seen much of was bound to catch his eye. He planned to get a closer look later on.

"Me? I thought you said no -" he began to hiss back, immediately ducking down for cover. Apparently, there would be no consistency to Mark's rules today, or ever. Except the one about throwing him into danger first. He was still getting used to how his new division actually did stuff like that on purpose. "I'll - I'll get a little closer..."

Giving Mark one more obviously feigned look of both confidence and certainty that this wasn't going to kill him or even maim him over his shoulder, Lucky began his not-very-stealthy approach toward the voices. About the only thing going for him right now was that he was short enough to be well-hidden in all the scratchy plant life, even if it did make the occasional snap as he brushed past it.

zoobey
PostPosted: Wed Jul 08, 2015 12:08 am


Lucky's stealthy actions would be rewarded by him accidentally stepping in a giant pile of dried corn leaves that resounded a healthy crunching noise that also resonated through the air and caused several crows to scatter in panic.

All plan of stealth flew out the window as the other four occupants of the island turned to look at Lucky. There was a tall dark-skinned man, some guy that managed to not-so-subtly scream redneck fiddling with his shotgun, a lady holding an expensive SLR camera taking photos of the skyline, and an older man in an even more expensive Armani suit.

"Wait," said the shotgun guy, in a very low southern draw, "that's our tour guide?"

"Well if he is," the older man looked at his extremely more expensive watch and then back to Lucky, "he's late. By ten minutes. But at least not dead, so we'll start." He nodded to Lucky, as all eyes fixed on their guest. "Lead the way, Mr. Phillips, we're very excited to talk about the habitat that has built around here. Can you explain to us in detail how Fear works again?"

Mark, however, was more of a creature of stealth, and if Lucky could see him peering through exactly two stalks of cornless corn stalk, would be mouthing 'no talking'.


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Molten Tigrex

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PostPosted: Tue Aug 18, 2015 11:47 pm


Four pairs of eyes were on him. Lucky froze like a deer in the headlights, wide-eyed with confusion.

To say this was not what he had been expecting would be an understatement. Time seemed to slow down as his thoughts raced - as though weeks had passed and yet he was no closer to a solution to the problem. The multiple problems. Mark had vanished from sight, four civilians were asking him about Fear, there was a camera, and a gun, and he had no idea where they were, and - and -

"Yes," Lucky responded loudly to all of the conversations at once, instantly betraying his accent. Maybe he had been expecting the division transfer to change something innate about himself. Like his improvisational skills. The ones he didn't have. Needless to say, he was still as bad at acting as ever. At least it would buy him a little more time to think of what to say next.

"But, uh, before I do," Lucky added as he took one step out of the cornfield, still struggling to get into a character he didn't even know, "Can you tell me what you already know? About Fear. Just so I'm not... repeating anything."

zoobey
PostPosted: Wed Aug 19, 2015 12:21 am


As all four turned to judge Lucky even more, Mark was drawing an invisible line across his neck that suggested that Lucky really should have talked about five-hundred percent less.

The shotgun guy blinked a few more times and and then pointed his shotgun at Lucky. "I knew it. He's a Russian Spy."

"For the love of god Russel, relax, he's just some foreign ambassador," the lady with the camera gave Lucky one more once-over, "and judging by his cheap clothing, they got him on discount. They probably copped out on the important fees, despite us being VIP."

"Mr Philips," the older man clarified, "nobody has explained to us anything. All they said was that this was a Wonder Park that would exceed the imaginations of Fear. There is much to be imagined, and much more we need to release to the press tomorrow. Emails, twitters, youtube videos, we will cover everything there is about this place. Now, will you kindly show us the way."


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