The worst writer in the world, Staff Member Russo, can be seen walking up towards the coffee machine. He needs that liquid dirt to keep his mind ticking over with crazy ideas and storylines that won't make any sense!
Staff Member Russo is approached by BBW Interviewer Michael Roll.
Roll: "You look happy this evening, Staff Member Russo."
Staff Member Russo scowls at Roll as he fills his mug with nasty coffee.
Russo: "Indiana Farmers Coliseum?! Why the ******** are we in this shithole?! Do I look like a dumbass redneck farmer, like all the fans in this dump?! No I'm not! I am Staff Member Russo! I am the greatest wrestling writer in the world! I am so much better and higher up than these commoners that it can't even be measured!"
The crowd boos Staff Member Russo, totally hating on him bro.
Crowd: "RUSSO SUCKS! RUSSO SUCKS! RUSSO SUCKS!"
Russo: "No I don't! I'm the best! I invented the Viagra On A Pole Match, I defeated Booker T for the WCW World Heavyweight Championship in a Steel Cage Match AND I created The Attitude Era single-handedly!"
Crowd: "FIRE RUSSO! FIRE RUSSO! FIRE RUSSO!"
Russo: "BBW will never fire me because they know that I'm the best writer! BBW appreciates my talents, unlike all of you morons!"
Crowd: "BOOOOOOOOOO!"
Yes, Staff Member Russo is shouting at the fans from the backstage area with a mug of coffee in his hands.
Roll: "Well Mr. Russo, one man who isn't a fan of yours is The Extraordinary Englishman, Cartwright!"
Crowd: "CARTY! CARTY! CARTY! CARTY! CARTY!"
Staff Member Russo scoffs at the mention of Cartwright's name.
Russo: "That limey b*****d is just as stupid as all the fans! My idea for him would have created tons of controversy, cash and ratings for BBW! The people would have to watch our show to see a heel Cartwright! But that muppet defied my genius creative direction and now he will pay for it!"
Roll: "Cartwright is on a hot streak! He has defeated multiple opponents within seconds of the bell ringing with his devastating arm bar! In fact, he has even been entered in to the Seasons Championship Tournament! Some punishment!"
Staff Member Russo laughs and laughs and laughs.
Russo: "I hope Cartwright is enjoying the momentum he has and his winning streak now while it lasts, because I can put a stop to it whenever I want to! I have banned Cartwright from having his rematch with Marshall Lee for the BBW Television Championship, do you really think I am going to let him win this tournament and become the new Seasons Champion?!"
Roll: "Well, you've hardly been consistent in the past...."
Staff Member Russo gets mad and throws the contents of his mug into Rolls face. Russo laughs and walks off-camera as Michael Roll sceams in pain as his face burns and he suffers from temporary blindness.
Staff Member Russo is approached by BBW Interviewer Michael Roll.
Roll: "You look happy this evening, Staff Member Russo."
Staff Member Russo scowls at Roll as he fills his mug with nasty coffee.
Russo: "Indiana Farmers Coliseum?! Why the ******** are we in this shithole?! Do I look like a dumbass redneck farmer, like all the fans in this dump?! No I'm not! I am Staff Member Russo! I am the greatest wrestling writer in the world! I am so much better and higher up than these commoners that it can't even be measured!"
The crowd boos Staff Member Russo, totally hating on him bro.
Crowd: "RUSSO SUCKS! RUSSO SUCKS! RUSSO SUCKS!"
Russo: "No I don't! I'm the best! I invented the Viagra On A Pole Match, I defeated Booker T for the WCW World Heavyweight Championship in a Steel Cage Match AND I created The Attitude Era single-handedly!"
Crowd: "FIRE RUSSO! FIRE RUSSO! FIRE RUSSO!"
Russo: "BBW will never fire me because they know that I'm the best writer! BBW appreciates my talents, unlike all of you morons!"
Crowd: "BOOOOOOOOOO!"
Yes, Staff Member Russo is shouting at the fans from the backstage area with a mug of coffee in his hands.
Roll: "Well Mr. Russo, one man who isn't a fan of yours is The Extraordinary Englishman, Cartwright!"
Crowd: "CARTY! CARTY! CARTY! CARTY! CARTY!"
Staff Member Russo scoffs at the mention of Cartwright's name.
Russo: "That limey b*****d is just as stupid as all the fans! My idea for him would have created tons of controversy, cash and ratings for BBW! The people would have to watch our show to see a heel Cartwright! But that muppet defied my genius creative direction and now he will pay for it!"
Roll: "Cartwright is on a hot streak! He has defeated multiple opponents within seconds of the bell ringing with his devastating arm bar! In fact, he has even been entered in to the Seasons Championship Tournament! Some punishment!"
Staff Member Russo laughs and laughs and laughs.
Russo: "I hope Cartwright is enjoying the momentum he has and his winning streak now while it lasts, because I can put a stop to it whenever I want to! I have banned Cartwright from having his rematch with Marshall Lee for the BBW Television Championship, do you really think I am going to let him win this tournament and become the new Seasons Champion?!"
Roll: "Well, you've hardly been consistent in the past...."
Staff Member Russo gets mad and throws the contents of his mug into Rolls face. Russo laughs and walks off-camera as Michael Roll sceams in pain as his face burns and he suffers from temporary blindness.
