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Ravvlet

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PostPosted: Mon Apr 27, 2015 6:46 pm


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Wash felt a little out of place - the facility boasted dozens of new faces since he'd left, and on top of that, it seemed like his transfer back had very likely been some kind of paperwork mistake. As it was, he'd been randomly assigned tasks from the duty roster, a sort of day-to-day russian roulette. He'd always wondered if Deus used hunters to do janitorial work as well, and he got his answer today as he strode grimly through the halls armed with a cleaning cart and a gallon jug of bleach.

He steeled himself, took in a deep breath, and entered the Life Lab men's restroom.
PostPosted: Mon Apr 27, 2015 6:54 pm


Bathroom duty. Lex ******** hated bathroom duty. He hated most duties, honestly, because he always felt above them. He didn't even use this bathroom. Except for now, of course, because the amount of coffee the man ingested required regular bathroom visits.

Lex heard someone come in, but said nothing. Guys didn't talk in the bathroom; that was just weird.

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Ravvlet

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PostPosted: Mon Apr 27, 2015 7:23 pm


Wash noticed the shoes in one of the stalls, so he cleaned the sink instead, politely waiting for the shoes' owner to finish their business and leave. He wondered why they weren't using the urinal - but maybe he had to, you know.

Number two.

Or maybe they were embarrassed about the size of their, erm, weapon.
PostPosted: Mon Apr 27, 2015 7:44 pm


Lex finished his business with a flush and a sigh, shoulders slumped and shaking his head. Janitorial duty.

The stall became unoccupied with another deep sigh, the tall man walking out of the stall witth no coat, no scarf, and his eyes set on the blue bucket of hot water, the red bucket of sanitizer, and the yellow gloves that hung over both in the corner.

"Sorry to keep you waiting." He coughed, kneeling down and putting the gloves on. "Mind if I ask you to not use that one?"

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PostPosted: Mon Apr 27, 2015 8:19 pm


Wash let out an audible groan- which necessitated a deep breath, which was a mistake.

"Yeah man, no problem," he replied, and decided to take his time by ensuring the small mirror was absolutely spot free. He glanced at the other hunter's face - there was something vaguely familiar; he was pretty sure at least he'd seen the man around on some mission or another.

"Don't think I recognize you. Wash Becker." He started to offer a hand to shake, and then realized where they were and what they were doing and stopped.
PostPosted: Tue Apr 28, 2015 4:22 pm


Lex chuckled at the halted gesture, smiling gracefully at the man. Of course, Lex cleaned the stall he'd used before anything else. He had to hold his breath, unable to answer Wash's question before he finished scrubbing with a toilet brush and pouring a bit of bleach down the bowl, flushing and pouring more bleach in again, letting it stand.

"Lex Jamil, pleasure." He coughed after walking out of the stall. "You been here long?"

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PostPosted: Wed Apr 29, 2015 7:34 pm


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"Few years," Wash replied evasively. He had not, as he had so many times been reminded, exactly been in this location, especially in the most recent years in question, but it was all the same, right?

That pretty much covered all the conversational territory Wash had hitherto explored in a public restroom setting. He was used to going in, doing his business, whatever that might entail, and then leaving quickly, all the while trying to forget any strange noises that may have issued from any others present. He steeled himself and prepared to venture into unknown lands of social decorum, as he felt it would be rude to not make conversation with the fellow hunter kind enough to clean after himself.

"So. You, uh. D'ya like sports?"

In American football terms, this foray would likely be identified as a fumble.

Wash was pretty sure he could feel Sally internally cringing.
PostPosted: Wed Apr 29, 2015 7:46 pm


Lex had moved on to the next stall, repeating the process of pouring bleach, scrubbing, flushing, and pouring more bleach. Two years of bathroom duty, and other menial s**t, made you good at the routine. "Mmm, can't say I like them much. Sister played volleyball in high school, so we got really into the Summer Olympics." Lex divulged, trying to gracefully recover this already drowning conversation. Talking and cleaning the bathroom with a stranger was.. challenging, socially.

"You much of a sports man, Wash?"


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PostPosted: Thu Apr 30, 2015 7:43 pm


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"Yeah," he replied, still absently wiping the mirror. It was clear that pre-Deus Wash had not been much help with household chores. "I played football in high school."

There was a long, awkward pause.

"Big fan o' the Saints."
PostPosted: Fri Sep 04, 2015 9:33 pm


Lex cleared his throat, clearly unable to come up with anything to reply with. Sports was... well, he lacked any experience in it. So he just flushed another toilet, then poured more bleach into the water.

"Gotta say, Wash, I haven't seen you around. Been off on a mission somewhere?" Lex tended to know most people on the island, by virtue of the infirmary. Wash was vaguely familiar, now that the Lifer got a look at him, but not familiar enough to have a rapport. "Also, you should be spraying Windex on your towel, and use a clockwise scrubbing motion. It's the fastest way to get it done."

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PostPosted: Fri Sep 04, 2015 10:10 pm


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"Eh." Wash flinched reflexively at the reminder of his long absence. "Somethin' like that. Just tryin' t' get my mind off a few things."

He looked down at his towel, and then at the bottle of Windex. "Ah, thanks."

After a brief interlude of slightly more productive wiping, he added, "Back home, Denise did all the chores." He paused. It'd been a while since he'd brought her up to anyone else - it has just sort of slipped out. Doing housework had reminded him of simpler days, days long gone.
PostPosted: Fri Sep 04, 2015 10:25 pm


Lex had ******** a Denise once.

But he was pretty sure it wasn't Wash's Denise.

Lex smiled as he finished the last toilet in the bathroom, then moved on to help Wash with the sinks and mirrors. "Ah, away from the toil and mundane chores of the main island? Must've been nice." There was a brief pause as Lex soaked his own towel in Windex, and started wiping down all the faucets, doing his best to make them somewhat silver again. "Ami and I split the chores in our cottage. I cook and take care of the kitchen, she does the bedroom and living room."

Another brief interlude as Lex scratched at what he hoped to God was just shaving cream. "Denise your wife?"


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PostPosted: Sat Sep 05, 2015 2:31 pm


"Was."

Ami. Ami, now why did that sound familiar?

I'm not waiting for something that will never come. A quiet whisper, just another voice that haunted his nightmares.

"How's she doin'? Ami, I mean. I know it was hard, hard for all of us, after...you know."

It had affected all of them differently, and Wash felt a twinge of guilt for not following up with any of his fellows. It had been easier to pretend nothing had happened.

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PostPosted: Sun Sep 06, 2015 6:29 pm


Lex cringed slightly, always hating to touch on rocky ground in person. Twitter was fine, because it was just stupid social networking that actually didn't matter.

He flinched when Wash asked his own question. Lex did his best not to think too much about Ami down in those pens, held by Horsemen, tortured by filthy hands and squirming bugs. Every time he saw the scars, Lex's anger smoldered like day old coals - lukewarm, because he couldn't do anything. Hunting them down on his own was stupid, but God would he shoot one between the eyes if given the chance.

"She's been... she's gotten better. Slowly." Lex finally managed, sighing as he turned the faucet on to wipe out some stray hairs - his - that had fallen in. "I didn't realize you were one of-- I didn't know you'd been taken, too." starring liam neeson

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