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He was good so far at two things. Making stuff get trapped in balls of pure darkness, and then running away. His ability to fight was on par with 'wet blanket' and 'moist sponge'.

Inside, he was pretty sure saying he was moist anything was terrible but it was okay because be was terrible at being a space magical military officer person thing. Sighing to the sky which he was apparently the senshi for and had the powers of (but was most certainly not batman? He wished he was like batman- at least batman had a decent comic... sometimes.), Alphard walked blind down the road, not quite having his head in the game, and a joint half used in hand.

The screaming helped to actually get his attention.
"Hey."
"Heyyy."
"HEYYYYY."

His 'hey's got louder the closer he got towards the sound of civilian screaming.

The heys coming from two spots had the youma conflicted, who did it go after first. Order was so much better than screaming person- who had of course, taken the opening and fled. Alphard thought them smart. He wished he was smart like them and would just run.

"HEYYyyyyyyyyyyyyeahhhhhhhhhh." He lost a bit of his gusto, another senshi on the scene.
"So. Look.. Thing, I get you being hungry but McD's is open all night you could get so many burgers. SO MANY. So uh-" The youma started getting closer to him, one eyeball sliding around it's skin to keep an eye on the other.

"Ohhhkay. UM. HI LADY I KINDA CANT KILL JUST BLIND IT CAN YOU DO THE DUST THINGY?"