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Posted: Sun Mar 15, 2015 5:55 pm
The Black Egg PubLocated somewhere in a little pocket dimension in town near that one place with the thing. People with negative feelings or those full of vice will be drawn here if wandering aimlessly without thinking about where theyre going. A trick for finding it is to use divinations of some sort.  You'll feel yourself at the edge of another world connected to your own as you enter. Hidden within are gateways to many horrible places where the supplies seem to come from. An ice world is in the freezer another world in the mirror and there's even more upstairs in the studio where Nero, the owner, lives. The signs around the place say "explore at your own risk" Though its called a bar you can get food and all sorts of drinks. Its all self serve but you are asked to leave treasure and collectable items whenever you visit. Lucky coin, treasure chests, perhaps a freakishly large dust bunny. But be careful if you order from the menu. If you order things like the sacrifice steak don't be surprised if you see a few fingers of bad children in the side dish. There will occasionally be quests listed around here on the bulletin board with fabulous prizes like Nero love pillows and Nero dolls and portraits of none other than the fabulous Nero painting a portrait of herself... or if you want you can take a less interesting prize like a key to some realm or some random curse lifting medicine or something. Around the bar zombies endlessly clean and serve if asked to. They are safe to be around as long as you keep them INSIDE where their hunger is sealed away. Please don't let them out so they can go on brain eating rampages even if they are easily lured out of a very conveniently easy to escape from entrance.. There is also a wine basement with an catacomb entrance and entrance to the sewers and even more worlds.
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Posted: Tue Mar 08, 2016 3:03 pm
[Enter Rufina from the Town Square.]
Hobbling into the pub, barely noticing the change in dimensions because who cared?! She was old and could do what she wanted. If she wanted, time would pause until she wanted it to play again. However, right now, Rufina just wanted some good food and drink! And the servers were adorable; they hobbled just like her! So refreshing!
Humming happily, Rufina was certain she could find someone to help her write that letter to President Lincoln. Too many changes happened while she napped. The government couldn't change so many things within a few hours! "Hello! Hello! Give me somes foods!" she hollered and banged her staff against the counter. After napping for so long, she needed some food.
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Posted: Tue Mar 08, 2016 4:53 pm
The Black Egg Staff
A skeleton of a man with a snazzy mustache would bring Rufina the black egg special.. which was in fact a black egg that shined like glass and tasted like eternity.. or at least the part you'd experienced. With it came a cola spice and a soda similar to coca cola but with a strong kick and a little dash of alcohol. And since she asked she'd be given some buttered bread and some pretty fabulous sweat meat.. mystery meat but fabulous and shredded for easy consumption nonetheless.
many signs reminded those who came to simply pay with anything, any amount will do. Any size or shape will do, just nothing that will break anything on its own.
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Posted: Tue Mar 08, 2016 5:23 pm
[It's not necessary to quote me. I'll reply, don't worry.]
Rufina eyed her meal, called the black egg special, but she was more interested in her drink than the rest of her meal. Smacking down a child's tooth, maybe it was from a son of hers she had years ago, maybe it was her own, who knew?! All that mattered was this pub gave away food for dirt-cheap! It was her kind of place!
Chugging down the drink, Rufina felt the burning kick of the it, but as she slammed down the mug, it was clear she was dearly disappointed by the lack of alcohol. Rufina wanted a drink, not a dilution! "Says, sonny, whad duh ya think yer doin', getting an old bat's 'opes up? Whad kinda drink was dat? I wants some hard liquor! Lemme speaks wit' yer boss!" Old, crazed, and incoherent, Rufina didn't make much sense to herself, let alone anyone else as she wolfed down her food. The mystery meat tasted better than her own foot and went down better than rice pudding!
Crackling to herself, Rufina knocked her staff against the bar counter as she laughed at her own thoughts. Yes, the mystery meat tasted better than her own foot, and she had tasted her own foot plenty of times! Ha!
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Posted: Wed Apr 27, 2016 5:03 pm
Rufina stared to doze off at the counter, but the sound of her staff clanking against the counter as it began to fall down woke her right up. Phew, she nearly fell asleep! The last thing she needed was to fall asleep in a place like this. It's food was good and all, but she preferred to stay awake and active. "Says, sonny, ya got anythin' else fer me ta chow down on? No, then I'm headin' out!" Rufina took a moment as she struggled to get back on the floor. The stool was too high! She cursed and hissed like a feral cat.
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Posted: Wed May 25, 2016 5:04 pm
Rufina grew restless in the pub and decided it was definitely time to take her leave, unless the pub's boss decided to stop her, which was okay by her. She didn't mind having a brawl or two, even in her old age. She started hobbling over to the entrance of the pub, but paused. She needed the potty! Hobbling back over to the counter, the geezered old woman croaked at the bartender. "Where's yer toilets? Eh?! Answer quick, boy, or Imma go r'ght 'ere!" That's what she got for drinking the light stuff and not the hard stuff. Light alcohol just went right through her bladder! Blah! Rufina was sure to get the good stuff next time she hobbled around town.
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Posted: Wed Jun 08, 2016 2:53 pm
{Enter Nasuada from Town Square}
Nasuada entered the Pub on a whim, as a sand spirit she had no need for any liquids and in fact could do without it like cave dwellers with light, a thought that brought her back to the strange creature from the beach. She could immediately sense the transition from Kuro Shiro to... wherever this was, just as easily as she could tell the transition from earth to Kuro Shiro. As she crossly waved off the man who asked what she would like to drink she looked around the Pub, taking in all the oddities, both physical and spiritual. Finally, she grew tired of the man at her side and snapped at it crossly "If I wanted to sit down and drink by now I would have. Leave me be creature!" At last the man released her of his presence and she was allowed to walk freely. It was not long before she found herself viewing some old crone asking for the bathroom. At the interesting visage of the crone, she found herself quirking an eyebrow in amusement, before turning to the bartender and scolding him "Well what is taking you fool? Direct her to it before her whining grates my ears further!"
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