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For all our struggles, our worries and complaints, our long stretches of depression, anxiety, fear and self-loathing, there's got to be those moments you look back on and laugh about. Maybe you have experienced one of these yourself; maybe you're hoping to hear a story from somebody else to help you better cope with your current miseries. Let's all share them and laugh together!



To start off, here's an experience I had that I find rather amusing. It might seen kind of gross to some people, though, so yeah... Reader discretion advised and all that.

Last semester, I was playing "Guns of Icarus" with three other friends, all of them male. We were all on Skype, discussing various odd topics, making off-color jokes, and so on, and somehow we got to talking about my binding and how rare it was to see my boobs free and bouncing. One of the guys, Caterpillar, mentioned that, although he'd never seen my voluptuous titties in person, he'd seen them on Facebook and remarked on how delightful they looked. I agreed -- I wasn't exactly going to lie -- and told him that, while he was free to poke and prod them should we meet when they're awake, it was a limited time offer due to my plans to get rid of them. Instead of expressing dismay like so many others would, his immediate reaction was, "Well, if you don't want them, can I have them?"

Immediately, one of the other gamers, Forest, announced that he had first dibs because he'd known me since high school. Long story short, I ended up promising one to each of them. I'm not sure if my friends will hold me to it, but if they do, when I get my top surgery, I'll have to specially request that the skin of my breasts be preserved. That way, I can take it to a taxidermist and have both of them stuffed and mounted individually so Caterpillar and Forest can have a real Human breast each to hold every night. I'm not going to say what that implies about their sex life, but hey, at least I know that both my boobs will be going to a good home.

For those of you who are wondering about the third friend, well... Because I didn't have a third breast, I had to pull the "No one loves you" maneuver and deny him boobage. As such, Forest and Caterpillar may have to be extra-cautious about break-ins, robberies and possible murders.

LMFAO! That's hilarious! I legit laughed, I'm not just typing that. XD

That actually reminds me of the first time I crossdressed (FtM). It was at a dance party for homeschooled kids, and I was having so much fun chatting and playing around that I completely forgot what I was wearing. While messing about, I noticed a group of guys sort of just standing around on the edge of the dance floor, looking like they wanted to join the fun but were a little bit too reluctant or shy to leave their group. I approached them, friendly person that I am, and invited them to dance. All three or four of them went bug-eyed, staring at me like a pack of armadillos in the headlights. I then selected one of them out of the group, offered my hand and asked him directly, "Would you care to dance?"

The boys scattered like cockroaches, saying things like, "No way!" and "What the heck?" I chalked it up to social anxiety and went back to what I was doing. Later on, while I was in the female powder room talking to a few friends, one of the mothers walked in, poked her head in the door and gasped, "Is there a boy in the girl's bathroom!?"

I turned around in surprise and immediately blurted, "What?" Because my voice is horribly squeaky, the mom immediately backed out with an awkward apology and that's when I realized that half the people in the dance hall had been convinced I was a guy the whole time.

Haha! Yeah, it's really awesome to get praise from somebody like that, especially when they're not just complimenting but admiring you. It's all like, "Ermagerd, senpai..." /)(0 o 0)(

Markiplier's da besht. :3 He actually inspires me quite a bit.

Yeah. He's not only given me encouragement and a good laugh when I needed it most, but he also inspired me to pursue charity work as a hobby. My dream meet would be to work a charity event at PAX or some other con he visits, so he can see some of the legit effects his videos have had.

I admire anybody who puts that much effort into their wardrobe, LOL, let alone people who can go on stage and put on a show with all that extra weight and accessories. I'm doing good if I can keep a wig and face paint on for ten hours by itself, let alone dance, emote and please a crowd in all that.

s**t, I just throw everything black I have on and shake my head like a wet dog until it looks decent. Seems to work most of the time, LOL.

Side note: I should not be given the power to edit other peoples' posts. Bad things happen. Accidental things happen. I go to respond to somebody's post and end up writing my response in the other person's speech bubble. sweatdrop

Had a great time reading this. 3nodding Thanks for sharing everyone! I'd love to share some of my funny moments too, but I don't have any yet. Although I might have one about my father throwing a fit after I cut my hair short.

That's the thing. I don't really have a gender story yet. I'm pretty much at the beginning of that journey. Gender has never been a choice for me before. It was just something that determined who I could marry, which bathroom I went to and a letter on my passport. Now, I see things differently though. I'm hoping to experience some fun things I could share here in the future though, and I'm the meantime, I'll just stalk everyone else (I'm a completely non-creepy way...) smile

Nonsense; you're a total creeper. XP I wish you luck on your gender journey! Definitely stick around!