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its me debz
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Wicked Shadow

PostPosted: Sun Feb 08, 2015 6:58 pm


Felicia bounded her way down to the training fields, halfway tripping over her own feet, as she was wont to do. A new day, a new dawn, a new chance to get better at field work.

Or, well. Okay. Maybe Dwight had just kicked her out for a while as he cleaned. Either or.

It didn't matter much the reason: Leesha summoned her gauntlets as soon as she got down to the fields, a little more steady than she'd been the first few times, but only just. A shock of red hair was an unusual sight to see down on the field, though, especially one with a bit of white. Could it be?

"Hey!" she called, jogging (and wobbling) towards the figure. "You R-R-Rep?"

baneful
Baneful rolled 1 20-sided dice: 14 Total: 14 (1-20)
PostPosted: Mon Feb 09, 2015 8:43 am




Rep didn't immediately recognise Leesha, too fixated on the gauntlets at first to register anything else.

"Uh. Aye?" he said hesitantly, seeming to teeter on the edge of attacking her simply for talking to him. This sparring thing had become near reflex and he seemed like some kind of rabid wild bruised thing on the end of a very thin rope.


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its me debz
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Wicked Shadow

PostPosted: Mon Feb 09, 2015 6:29 pm


Felicia waved, teetering and tottering a bit as she did.

"Felicia," she explained, jabbing a large thumb at herself. "You up f-for a spar? Gosh, you look like you c-could use a nap, though, I know t-that feeling."

It was like she was oblivious to danger.

"W-want a snickers?" An owlish blink from behind thick, large glasses. "F-for your blood sugar n'stuff."

baneful
PostPosted: Mon Feb 09, 2015 6:49 pm




Rep summoned Tracey to hand, the axe materialising in the broken, fractal and broken way he'd taken to lately. "I could ******** go a sleep." he admitted grimly. "No had one in ages."

He was going to hit her, he really was, but the offer of free s**t was enough to derail him. "I'd ******** love a snickers." he said, feeling like suddenly he was in an advertisement for chocolate bars.


cherno astra

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its me debz rolled 1 20-sided dice: 2 Total: 2 (1-20)

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Wicked Shadow

PostPosted: Tue Feb 10, 2015 1:17 pm


From within one of her many, many pockets and storage spaces, Felicia produced a king sized bar, tossing it underhand at Rep.

"N-nuh-nightmares?" she asked, too curious for her own good. "Huh. Do sleeping p-pills work on us?" The collective: us, hunters, something different. It wasn't a lot for Felicia to parse, not yet. She hadn't seen anything monstrous yet.

Baneful
Baneful rolled 2 10-sided dice: 4, 2 Total: 6 (2-20)
PostPosted: Tue Feb 10, 2015 1:29 pm


Rep snatched the bar out of the air and it was deftly stowed away in one of the many many extra pockets he seemed to sport on his person. She didn't get a thank you but instead merely received a grunt of acknowledgement.

"And naw, no nightmares. Pain and s**t." He shook his head. "No well enough enough for me. And even if they did I'd need to watch. Addictive personality."


cherno astra

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its me debz rolled 2 8-sided dice: 8, 2 Total: 10 (2-16)

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Wicked Shadow

PostPosted: Tue Feb 10, 2015 2:54 pm


Felicia let out a little bit of a laugh and a snort as Rep tucked his treat away, transferring it from one sneaky pocket to another. God bless. She quieted, though, when he talked about pain.

"That s-sucks," she offered, swinging at him with one giant fist, almost tipping over in the process. "S-same though. F-fuh-first time I played Minecraft, it was twenty s-six hours straight. I don't even t-think I ate."

hp// 40
dmg// 4
charge// 1/3

Baneful
Baneful rolled 2 10-sided dice: 3, 3 Total: 6 (2-20)
PostPosted: Tue Feb 10, 2015 5:04 pm




The swing from the fist was taken with good humour, Rep quickly dropping into a battle stance himself.

"Augh ******** minecraft don't even get me ******** started on minecraft." he said. "I've got it on my ******** laptop here too. But aye when I first started ********>. Aye. Though I probably did longer stints on WoW and ******** Team Fortress though, I'd mainly ******** pass out when I got too drunk. Probably most of my ******** calories back then too."

He leapt into the air to bring Tracey down at an angle on the other hunter but went wide, his mind somewhere down memory lane.

"Before I got into the serious fitness and serious clubbing s**t."

HP:46/50
DMG: Miss


[quote"cherno astra"]

Baneful
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its me debz rolled 2 8-sided dice: 7, 1 Total: 8 (2-16)

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Wicked Shadow

PostPosted: Tue Feb 10, 2015 5:06 pm


For all he claimed he wasn't a nerd, Felicia could smell one of her own from a mile off. She laughed again, undignified and fond. "G-god, I am so g-glad I got out of the raiding scene. Used t-to just pretend I didn't have a mic, cos v-vent was the worst. How m-many Demoman jokes you get, huh?"

Felicia pulled back, bringing her fist upwards in another blow that managed to just get the edge of Rep, not finding any purchase. It made sense: his weapon was big enough that he had to know how to haul a** out of the way.

"N-never strayed," she said, raising a brow and gesturing at herself with one oversized gauntlet. "G-got hardcore into b-buh-being an engineer." A wistful sigh. "I m-miss working on my Oculus. It's not r-runic'd up yet."

hp// 40
dmg// 2
charge// 2/3

baneful
Baneful rolled 2 8-sided dice: 1, 1 Total: 2 (2-16)
PostPosted: Tue Feb 10, 2015 6:10 pm



"Too ******** many." Rep said grimly remembering the comments. "Everybody on every ******** server was a ******** comedian. And aye, I was glad to get out of the ******** raiding too, I had enough ******** drama and politics to deal with in the work I did." He did smirk though. "You could just have ******** told them you were a wee boy if you didn't want all the free ******** s**t bitches get." He didn't mention that he intentionally played a female character in Warcraft for exactly that reason.

The fists were surprisingly dangerous and he was only relieved that they were for the most part slow, Tracey made a pretty solid shield if he twisted his blade just so.

"I never did much of anything, school was for ******** geeks. I just did my job, cracked the s**t I was handed, copied the rest and dealt s**t on the side." He hadn't heard of the oculus, but made the logical link between engineering and what had to be engineer tech.

"I want a gaming rig more than ******** breathing. All this laptop bollocks, I want some proper ******** SLI, water cooling overclocked monstrosity."

HP:44/50
DMG: blahblah dmg



cherno astra

Baneful
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its me debz rolled 2 8-sided dice: 4, 1 Total: 5 (2-16)

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Wicked Shadow

PostPosted: Tue Feb 10, 2015 6:36 pm


Felicia laughed wildly, a little less like a hyena and more like a truly entertained child. "Well, I d-did! But had to exp-puh-plain away why I couldn't hop on to coordinate."

She paused, too, unable to really connect after a crappy blow. Her sense of distance was so, so off, if she didn't focus.

And then Felicia sighed dreamily. "I m-miss my baby," she confided, miserable. "N' Nancy's got a fancy set up that's b-b-b-buh-" the stutter got worse, when she got worked up, and now it was annoyance and excitemement both, "BASICALLY Jarvis! I'm s-so maaaaad. N-need to save up for p-parts. What can you do for extra c-cash around here, anyhow?"

hp// 40
dmg// 0
charge// 2/3

baneful
Baneful rolled 2 10-sided dice: 1, 1 Total: 2 (2-20)
PostPosted: Sun Feb 15, 2015 9:25 am



Rep had apparently set aside almost all of his ******** focus for the spar at hand at the encounter with someone else who understood the importance of technology and especially PCs. "Nancy?" he asked, already jealous of this person he had apparently never met.

"And I ******** WISH it was easier to get extra cash around here. Most of my cash is tied up in the ******** bar racket, I've heard you can take extra missions and s**t? But none of them have come my way. At least no the ******** paid sort." He sighed heavily. "It's ******** grim as ********: -

cherno astra

Baneful
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its me debz rolled 2 8-sided dice: 5, 1 Total: 6 (2-16)

its me debz
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Wicked Shadow

PostPosted: Sun Feb 15, 2015 10:32 am


Felicia had also, apparently, given up on the fighty bits and devoted herself to the talky bits. She giggled for a few seconds, covering her face with her upper arm, unable to contain her hiccuping laughs.

"Okay, Okay, I'm g-good! It's Dwight. He calls me H-Hardy b-but I don't actually know why, so he's Nancy, like Nancy D-Duh-Drew."

(Although, in all honesty, it was silly she didn't know: Felicia Hardy, Black Cat, but she'd just never put two and two together to get four.)

At the grim news, Felicia just whined in the back of her throat like a kicked dog. "I'll have t-to hit up the b-bossman. Have you m-met him? Dr. H?"


hp// 40
dmg// nerds
charge// 2/3

baneful
Baneful rolled 2 10-sided dice: 5, 7 Total: 12 (2-20)
PostPosted: Mon Feb 16, 2015 2:47 pm




Rep looked horrified to find out who this Nancy character was. "He's a ******** Nancy aw right, but I didnae think you meant him. Augh. Nancy boy. He's a ******** c**t." And it was enough to snap him out of his affability to swing Tracey at the other hunter.

"Met him too ******** much. He did this to me, and that whip roon Tracey is HIS weapon. She's called Marie and you should be real ******** nice to her because Reasons."

HP:44/50
DMG: 6

cherno astra

Baneful
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its me debz rolled 2 8-sided dice: 1, 1 Total: 2 (2-16)

its me debz
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Wicked Shadow

PostPosted: Mon Feb 16, 2015 3:01 pm


Felicia shrieked between peals of laughter, trying to get out of the way and absolutely, utterly failing to clear the range of Rep's gigantic axe.

"Hey now!" she said, regaining her balance slowly. "You're just b-being jelly, which is healthy, cos I am t-too but still."

She took a moment to inspect the careful trappings around Rep's weapon, making a thoughtful sound. Best not to push it. She could ask later, probably.

"Rrriight. I'll just, uhm, ask t-the secondary dude for work. Assist b-bro."

hp// 33
dmg// 0
charge// 2/3

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