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 Posted: Sat Mar 18, 2006 1:10 pm
So what times are you all on? I've been moving aorund this past year alot so I can't remeber when it is any of you are on. Or the time zones.
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Posted: Sat Mar 18, 2006 1:16 pm
Chuck Norris doesnt have a watch... he decides what time it is!
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Posted: Sat Mar 18, 2006 1:29 pm
chuck norris does not sleep, he waits.
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Posted: Sat Mar 18, 2006 1:30 pm
Chuck Norris invented water.
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Posted: Sat Mar 18, 2006 1:32 pm
Chuck Norris CAN believe it's not butter. whee
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Posted: Sat Mar 18, 2006 1:33 pm
if you can see chuck norris he can see you, if you cant see chuck norris you may be second from death.
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Posted: Sat Mar 18, 2006 1:35 pm
Chuck Norris invented the internet... and has memorised every site, and blinks to refreash them domokun
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Posted: Sat Mar 18, 2006 1:37 pm
Before going to bed the boogeyman checks his bed for Chuck Norris.
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Posted: Sat Mar 18, 2006 1:38 pm
* snickers* oh god... this could go on for a while.
the chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.
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Posted: Sat Mar 18, 2006 1:40 pm
Guns dont kill people... Chuck Norris kills people
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Posted: Sat Mar 18, 2006 1:43 pm
President Truman decided to drop the atomic bomb on hiroshima, rather than send Chuck Norris. It was more Humane.
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Posted: Sat Mar 18, 2006 1:46 pm
xd Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
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Posted: Sat Mar 18, 2006 1:55 pm
heart rather than be born normally, Chuck Norris round house kicked his way out of his mother, shortly after he grew a beard.
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Posted: Sat Mar 18, 2006 1:57 pm
The word 'Kill' was invented by Chuck Norris. Other words were 'Die', 'Beer', and 'What'
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Posted: Sat Mar 18, 2006 2:01 pm
Chuck Norris does not misspell words- he changes the spelling
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