Just your standard base. 50,000 feet above the centre of the North Pole, made of reinforced concrete outside with the designation 'DEM-00' emblazoned across one of the sides. Unmanned turrets are strewn across the wall, in perfect condition due to an energy field that melts the snow and raises the body temperature of anything that enters and exits the field. But you wouldn't be able to tell that. Much. The sentries were controlled from within, and designated targets manually.
Inside, the place consisted of one dark room as well as a small bathroom, with those separator screens forming pseudo-rooms. The main part of the room is filled with a crap ton of servers, all linked up to a 3 by 3 screen set-up. It also had a pretty high-speed connection to the internet, despite it's location on the World Map. There were small xenon lights that helped with the darkness, but not by much. The room would normally be hot, if it wasn't for the A/C. ******** yeah. The bedroom was just a mattress with a sleeping roll on top, alongside 3 worn-out pillows. The bathroom had a shower, a decent shower screen and a sink. The owner of this place had no idea where the water came from. It was all the same concrete grey, with the same lighter designation. There was a trap door at the center, that allowed him to enter or exit via the bottom.
Posted: Mon Aug 25, 2014 1:30 pm
The kid felt like annoying someone. Or scaring them. Or informing them. One of those. Hmm. This guy seemed viable.
[01:05] TC: S'up person. I don't know you and... you are wearing weird-a** gloves and boots. [01:06] FP: SWEEETMARYMOTHEROFJEGUSFALK WHEEEERRRRE DID YOU COME FROM!!!!????? [01:06] TC: Oh, the things I could tell you about that. But I won't. [01:07] TC: Because I got s**t to tell you. [01:07] TC: Also, are those gloves combined with a dishwasher or something? [01:07] TC: That's just... weird. [01:07] FP: Falk you dude These Water blastin Gloves are the Schtauff! [01:08] FP: Did Gbot Send you?? [01:08] TC: I'll make sure to call on you to help with my- The weird a** guardian robot? [01:08] TC: Nah. [01:08] TC: I do my own stuff. [01:08] TC: Or schtauff, I guess. [01:09] FP: Okay... help you with what then?? [01:09] TC: Oh, my dish washing duties. =P [01:10] TC: Ooh, or my clothes washing duties. [01:10] FP: Get to the point Before I rock your body with jabs and Crosses... [01:11] TC: b***h, I'll stab you with my ******** longsword. [01:11] TC: But, moving on from one type of point to another... [01:12] TC: You have a stupid satanist and a German attempting to help a purple-blooded juggalo troll bring a demon from another universe entirely here in order for it to destroy everything because he became capable of doing that. [01:12] TC: So um... Yeah. [01:12] FP: Okay... [01:12] FP: but I know bout the Demon Part... [01:13] TC: Yeah. He's a complete a*****e. [01:13] TC: He has a cane that turns into an assault rifle. [01:13] TC: It ******** glows. [01:13] TC: IT GLOWS. [01:13] FP: That Horrifies me How? [01:14] TC: The thing is also golden and it's been used to kill too many things. [01:14] TC: And that's for a weapon. [01:14] TC: He also killed his sister... [01:14] TC: Commands a gang of weird green imp things... [01:14] FP: Okay, slightly Horrified now... [01:14] TC: Oh, and he can ******** up the afterlife too. [01:15] TC: Should've probably mentioned last. [01:15] TC: Eh. [01:16] TC: Did I mention there's an afterlife? [01:16] TC: We get to meet people from other universes! [01:16] FP: Uh.......... [01:16] FP: .................... [01:16] FP: .................................................................................................................................................. [01:16] TC: Oh, right, the demon guy and how to stop. [01:16] TC: him. [01:16] TC: Bluh. [01:16] TC: Just kill his lackeys, pretty much. [01:17] TC: Not sure about the purple psycho. Juggalos are hard to kill... [01:17] TC: I guess you'll find some way. [01:17] TC: But, uh, yeah. [01:17] TC: I'm saying too much. [01:17] FP: Okay... How do you Know all this?? and whats with the Orange Skin?? [01:18] TC: Oh, it's simple. I'm not from here. [01:18] TC: I have a supercomputer that monitors here. [01:18] TC: It's kinda cool. [01:18] FP: The Falk??? [01:18] TC: I am from... [01:18] TC: an AU. [01:18] TC: Aka, an alternate universe. [01:19] FP: Bullocks! [01:19] TC: Yeah, it is. [01:19] FP: Bullocks as my British friend would say!!! [01:19] TC: I come from another universe entirely. Only remotely linked to here. [01:19] TC: But yeah, just go do your thing. [01:19] TC: Oh, and as the robot would say, you should probably do something to help one of your friends. [01:19] -- falkonPawnch [FP] from another timeline -- [01:20] FP: Its not bullocks dude [01:20] TC: Ah, timelines. [01:20] TC: This is why I prefer my aspect. [01:20] -- falkonPawnch [FP] stopped pestering FP from the future -- [01:20] -- falkonPawnch [FP] is realllllly falkon confused right now -- [01:21] TC: Well, other you just confirmed it. [01:21] TC: Did I mention I have a longsword? [01:21] -- falkonPawnch [FP] from the future began to pester falkonPawnch cause enough just isnt enough -- [01:22] FP: Dude as much as I hate to say this Schtauff is Legit [01:22] TC: Well. Um. Thanks, dude. [01:22] -- falkonPawnch [FP] ceased pestering falkonPawnch again -- [01:22] FP: I wanna go home [01:23] TC: You in home, technically. [01:23] TC: That's what I can see from the viewport anyway. [01:23] FP: I wanna not deal with Falkon Gods and Demons [01:23] TC: Hey, FP. [01:23] FP: What...? [01:23] TC: You get to become a god and win the Ultimate Reward if you carry on. [01:23] TC: Keep it in mind. [01:24] FP: A god? [01:24] TC: Well, close enough to it, [01:24] -- technicallyChaotic [TC] stabs his communication device -- [01:24] FP: The Falk is wrong with this Guy?
Heh, the lies. /me was really useful. But at least this Zach guy knew something. And that there was someone. Bluh, he couldn't wait to get to the after life...
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