OH, HELLO THERE.
AFTER THE ROARING SUCCESS OF THE FIRST CARD, ASaR IS PROUD TO PRESENT THE CARD FOR THE NEXT SHOW!
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AJ WARNER v JW CALIBER
THIS SHALL BE WHAT I CAN ONLY DUB AS "THE BATTLE OF THE ABBREVIATIONS." OR, FAILING THAT, THE WAR OF INITIALS. I SHOULD PROBABLY HOLD A VOTE ON IT. BUT I WON'T. MAYBE I'LL FLIP A VIRTUAL COIN. REGARDLESS, I'M PUTTING YOU BOTH ON A TIME-OUT UNTIL I CAN FIGURE IT OUT.
MATCH STIPULATION: NONE
KELLY KING 2.0 v JACK ARSON
AFTER KING FAILED TO SHOW LAST CARD, HE OPTED TO ASK FOR A REMATCH VIA LIVE FEED. IT MADE FOR GREAT TELEVISION. GOOD JOB HE THOUGHT OF IT, REALLY, SINCE I FORGOT TO TELL ARSON HE WOULDN'T SHOW UP. OOPS. OH WELL. I'M STILL CURIOUS TO SEE HOW KING'S ADD-ONS ARE WORKING.
MATCH STIPULATION: NONE
FANDANGO v ALEXANDER DRAMIEN
LAST WEEK WE LEARNED THAT, IN FACT, GIMPS CANNOT FLY. WE ALSO LEARNED THAT NEITHER COULD ALEXANDER DRAMIEN [ONE OF THE FEW THINGS WE NOW KNOW ABOUT HIM. I HOPE SOMEBODY, SOMEWHERE ADDS THAT TO HIS WIKIPEDIA ENTRY]. MAYBE HE CAN DANCE INSTEAD? I HAVE JUST THE PERSON TO SHOW HIM HOW.
MATCH STIPULATION: NONE
BAD BOY [w/'B-ICEE'] v REX KOBRA
REX KOBRA HAS BEEN MAKING A NAME FOR HIMSELF RECENTLY AS SOMEWHAT OF A DEGENERATE. WHILE I MYSELF AM FAR BEYOND BEING DISGUSTED AT THE DEPRAVED STANDARDS OF HUMAN SEXUALITY ON SHOW, I HAVE HEARD THE PHRASE 'COOL OFF' UTTERED INUMEROUS TIMES IN THESE CIRCUMSTANCES. LET'S SEE IF HE CAN INDEED HANDLE 'THIS MUCH ICE.'
MATCH STIPULATION: FROZEN LAB [ICE, SNOW, ETC. - VERY COLD]
RAMONA TYLER v THE MAN CALLED "BOOM"
BOOM! BOOM! BOOMBOOMBOOM! BOOM!
*jierlwhgtht* SORRY ABOUT THAT. GLITCH IN THE SYSTEM, OR SOMETHING. ANYWAY, WE HAVE A NEW DEBUTANTE, READY TO FIGHT. LET'S START OFF HER ASaR CAREER WITH A BOOM.
MATCH STIPULATION: NONE
JESTERS OF WAR v ASaR S-300 SECURITY BOTS
WELL, WHAT WOULD A SHOW BE WITHOUT MORE ROBOTS? RUBBISH, THAT'S WHAT. LET'S SEE HOW THE NEW TAG TEAM, THE JESTERS OF WAR, FAIR AGAINST ASaR'S FINEST. PLACE YOUR BETS. NO NEED TO THANK ME.
MATCH STIPULATION: TORNADO TAG TEAM GAUNTLET MATCH
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I HOPE YOU ALL ENJOY THE EXPERIMENT. AGAIN.
GOOD LUCK.
PLEASE FEEL FREE TO MESSAGE ME WITH ANY CONCERNS, EITHER BEFORE OR THROUGHOUT THE SHOW. IF YOU WANT A MATCH, OR YOU SIGNED UP AND I FORGOT, DON'T HESITATE TO MESSAGE ME.
[MATCHES TO BE POSTED SHORTLY]
