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 Posted: Sun Jul 06, 2014 8:22 pm
The following contest is scheduled for one fall, and is for the vacant WWE:E TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP! Introducing first...
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Posted: Mon Jul 07, 2014 5:35 pm
WHALES Summers walked out onto the entrance. He dropped down to one knee and flung his arms out to the side as Whale Helmet walked in behind him and stood with his arms crossed. Golden pyrotechnics shimmered down as a flood of water and fish came down the stage and ramp setting way for Whale Helmet and Summers to boogie board down to the ring. Summers hopped onto the apron and rolled in as Whale Helmet, a former(?) jobber found his way to the steel steps and into the ring. Summers, a decorated tag wrestler and former tag champion in WWE:E, was making his return. He went to a turnbuckle and raised one arm up while Whale Helmet stood in the center of the ring. They were tag champions (in their own right).
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Posted: Sat Jul 12, 2014 8:14 am
COME ON DJ RICK BABY! DO IT FOR MEEEEEE!!!!!!!!
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Posted: Tue Jul 15, 2014 6:48 am
Blocka La Flame Excuse me, but Beached Whales is the greatest tag team of the year. I can't imagine winning against them, but I'll do my best to beat them after I see this fake quote.
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Posted: Tue Jul 15, 2014 5:02 pm
Since, after multiple attempts to get Rick's attention, it still doesn't appear that he'll be showing up anytime soon...he's being replaced.
Without any further ado...GO, SPECIAL SURPRISE REPLACEMENT, GO!
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Posted: Wed Jul 16, 2014 8:56 am
BOOM BOOM CLAP
BOOM BOOM CLAP
BOOM BOOM CLAP
We Will Rock You hit the arena's sound system and the plebeians in attendance began to instinctively clap along with the most badass entrance theme of all time. Jason Byers and D9 emerged from the back, enough fireworks going off to fill at least three Chinese sweatshop workers' entire year's quota. Girls began throwing their underwear at the team as they walked down to the ring.
"And their opponents, at a combined weight of 410 pounds, D9 and the King of Sexy, Jason Byers, they are the BROVERLORDS!!!"
Jason and D9 stood on the apron and shouted their catchphrase to the crowd, who repeated in a thunderous roar "PIMPS UP, HOES DOWN!"
Once in the ring, The Dangerously Dynamic Duo Distinguished for Dunking and Defeating Douchebags Dominantly threw up a photo op for the ladies in attendance. Sure there was about to be a title match going on, but pimpin' was their business, and business was booming.
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Posted: Wed Jul 16, 2014 9:45 am
The duo, complete with a member of the super group, Team Summers, was not was Beached Whales were expecting. Summers didn't know that he was going to have to show the Broverlords why it was Team Summers that they were going to be playing League for and beating Team Shanahan. Maybe an elimination tag team match between a couple of the members. I dunno.
Brantley heard the sound of the bell, and seeing that it was now a Tornado Tag match, jumped behind Whale Helmet trying to let him know to charge into the Broverlords.
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Posted: Sat Jul 19, 2014 3:30 pm
On his partner's signal, The Whale Helmet went charging forward as fast as his oversized legs could carry him! He aimed to become a human wrecking ball and smash right into Byers!
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Posted: Sun Jul 20, 2014 8:50 pm
Whale Helmet barreled into the King of Sexy, sending him straight down to the mat. JaBy wondered if this was what sex with Mike Landry's mother felt like.
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Posted: Sun Jul 20, 2014 9:06 pm
Summers broke from Whale Helmet and went to deliver a quick discus elbow to D9. Discus elbows where pretty clutch. Pretty deep bass solo was playing in the background of the slow motion attempts on Youtube. Summers played the bass solo too.
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Posted: Fri Aug 01, 2014 2:36 pm
I blame DJ Rick for all this!
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