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Posted: Mon Jun 09, 2014 6:22 pm
Why they kept him around not even Lou could particularly fathom, but he was glad for the opportunity. The boil had been handed a plan manilla folder, destined for a recipient by the name of Fat Danny. Lou had his suspicions to why someone would be called Fat Danny, but figured he'd withhold judgement until he saw the man.
Which might've been easier said than done, considering all the directions he could start looking in.
"One foot in front of the other, Lou you old b*****d."
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Sexy Cocaine rolled 1 10-sided dice:
10
Total: 10 (1-10)
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Posted: Mon Jun 09, 2014 6:24 pm
Apparently, one need not look farther than a few steps away.
"Fat Danny! Fat Danny?" Lou called to everyone that walked by.
"Over here."
Lou's brows raised when a tall, lanky gentleman piped up. His hand waved towards the 'courier' of his envelope, which the vampire quickly handed over.
"So out of curiosity, and I'm sure you get asked this a lot... But why do they call you Fat Danny?" It had to be asked.
The tall gentleman sighed. "It's a pun. My coworkers found old demos of rap songs I made when I was a teenager. It's supposed to be p-h-a-t."
"That's... Unfortunate." Truly unfortunate. Lou pictured the man in sagging pants with a gold grill. Someone get the mind bleach.
"Hey... You wanna hear one I've been working on? I could use some... opinions."
The vampire had dissolved into bats and retreated before Fat Danny could finish his sentence.
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