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 Posted: Sun Jun 08, 2014 5:34 pm
Coffee. Lou could do coffee. It certainly wasn't his favorite beverage (and one could only venture a guess as to what that might be), but Lou had sampled the flavors of caffeinated dirt before.
The machines hadn't been too hard to locate. One need only look for the counter with the dust and web covered contraptions. Just a little elbow grease and they were good as new. A degree in rocket science wasn't required to figure out how to flip them on either.
A business degree, however, would've been helpful for the immediate line-up of potential customers. Wow. These dudes needed to get out of the office a little more.
"Huh." With a shrug, the vampire grabbed a dust-covered apron hanging in the corner and threw his hands up. "C'mon up you pencil necked sissies. I've got joe for all you average joes out there!"
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Sexy Cocaine rolled 2 6-sided dice:
6, 1
Total: 7 (2-12)
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Posted: Sun Jun 08, 2014 5:36 pm
"I'll have a cobweb latte please." The young businesswoman requested, adjusting her square-framed glasses.
"Well alright sugar tits. If you're up for a round of cotton mouth I'm happy to oblige." The boil grinned and turned as the woman scoffed. Lou was still Lou, after all.
Grabbing the rag he had used to clean the equipment, the vampire picked off a couple good chunks of cobweb and tossed it into a cup, then poured coffee over it. "I hope you don't plan on kissing anyone with that mouth. Not that you would, I guess. Too busy for relationships, right?"
That earned him a strong, swift smack across the face, to which he recovered flawlessly as she walked off with her drink. "Feels like you've got a gym membership, too. You're batting a thousand!"
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Sexy Cocaine rolled 2 6-sided dice:
1, 3
Total: 4 (2-12)
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Posted: Sun Jun 08, 2014 5:51 pm
The next customer was an older gentleman. "Blood iced coffee." No please. No thank you. He looked so pompous. Eugh. "Coming right up, Baldie McBigbritches."
Blood, huh? This place has blood? Lou popped open the mini fridge curiously and... Sure enough, there was a big carton of O positive. They had the good stuff here. Oh but... It looked like there was only enough for one serving.
Tempting... Teeempting.
The cup was placed in front of the gentleman, but with significantly more coffee and significantly less blood. Lou might have had a red mustache. "You can hand your money to the sexy man attending the register now."
At which time he promptly hopped over to the register. Money was thrown at him as the man haughtily walked away.
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Sexy Cocaine rolled 2 6-sided dice:
1, 4
Total: 5 (2-12)
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Posted: Sun Jun 08, 2014 6:24 pm
Oh, and here was another order for blood. Blood tea this time, from the man who looked like he'd be in the news for dissipating the whole office building.
Well, he wouldn't be happy when he realized Lou had poured food coloring into his tea instead of actual blood.
"Whelp. I've thoroughly lost interest in this. Peace, assholes! Pour your own coffee!" He threw his apron at the next in line and darted off.
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