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 Posted: Mon May 12, 2014 8:01 pm
Things were as normal as they got on the island, with the unmermaided dives for rock power and the assaults by fear-bloated titans. It was game night, which used to mean Ferros and Tracey went on a date while B0nez dicked around with Rep playing video games, and at the end of it Harrison collected the 50 bucks apiece.
Ever since he'd been podded, though, Tracey hadn't been going on dates. He hadn't been out at all. Harrison missed seeing him around, and talking to him. Probably not like Ferros, but...he knew Tracey had to have been feeling shitty. He didn't know how much being wrapped up in Marie wore on him. It wore on Harrison, sometimes. B0nez thought it was badass but Harrison didn't like to see Tracey cuffed and unpolished (because they couldn't touch the whip - hadn't since the hospital). The knowledge that Marie, and by proxy, H was privilege to every intimate moment, word, or ******** thought wasn't so great either.
But this week, Rep was right with him in line. Harrison was grinning in spite of himself. They waited on the other end for their weapons to show up.
B0nez had his shirt pulled out, peeking down at his chest and looking, as always, disappointed.
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Posted: Mon May 12, 2014 8:22 pm
Rep had been apprehensive about putting Tracey in a golem, because it was ******** complicated, Marie was always there and when he'd asked the techs on duty they had no idea what the result would be of a bound weapon, they had no real precedent to go by. But Rep needed a little relief from the sullen presence that was Tracey lately, and the fallen angel had been insistent he needed some time with Harrison to hang out. The need had been severe enough to prompt the creature to break his irritable silence and request it, and therefore Rep was willing to take the risk.
He grinned when he saw B0nez, who looked...slightly different, a bit more feminine than he remembered.
But the grin vanished when Tracey followed behind, the fallen angel different than how he usually looked, where normally there was only muted feminine curves at best, erring on the side of masculine he sported sleek ample curves and boobs to die for. He wore his armour, sleek and refined, black as his blade when he was an axe, it was not as polished as it could be and seemed slightly worn. Behind him however was evidence of Marie's ever looming presence, a long spined iguana tail, arrayed with brilliant gold, a splash of stark green against the black and red of Tracey's coloration
He took a slow, deep breath, eyed his talons - which mercifully still had their correct number of digits - and told himself at least he was out of the head, at least he was outside. But it was undeniable that he still absolutely was not alone.
As if he could force normality with sheer dogged denial he demanded. "Are you a ghoul?" of B0nez.
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Posted: Mon May 12, 2014 9:30 pm
"Ehhh," B0nez said, digging deeper into his shirt. He looked peevishly at Tracey through his glasses, and then his whole expression lit up.
"Woahhhh," He seemed to completely miss the armor and lizard parts.
"How much did you bribe the tech for the body mods?" He asked, rushing over to give Tracey's new assets an immediate inspection. The expression flipped to awe.
"Wow. They're like. Not even padded out, wow. Maybe like. I'm thinking..." he adjusted his glasses nervously, still feeling, although he could do this part from look alone, "43- no, maybe 44G. H-hey, Rep, check it out..."
Squeeze.
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Posted: Mon May 12, 2014 9:52 pm
There was a moment when Tracey froze and Rep found himself watching proceedings from between his fingers. It was like watching someone give your pet tiger a cuddle, only somehow worse. The fallen angel's eyes narrowed down to the slimmest slits, his feathers bristled in indignation and revulsion and B0nez promptly found himself on the receiving end of an industrial-grade open palm bitchslap.
Rep did have to pipe up, in support of B0nez. "They are still pretty nice tits though." He felt like it was an improvement, he was almost jealous.
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Posted: Mon May 12, 2014 10:07 pm
B0nez lost his balance. The slap had nearly knocked his glasses off. They dangled from one ear, and he goggled at the slap from the floor, holding his cheek, as if he could hardly believe it had happened.
"She...she hit me," he shrieked.
Then he patted his body, which was clumpy and heavy. If he'd been himself he wouldn't have fallen at all. "I felt it," he mourned, repeating, "you hit me."
"Careful, s**t," Harrison knelt immediately at B0nez's side, taking his chin carefully and inspecting him. Nothing seemed...damaged. Or anything. Would it scratch or bruise? Most importantly, would he have to pay for it? ".....I don't know anything about tech s**t," he confessed. B0nez batted his hand away.
"They're okay," he sniffed. "Too warm. And I was expecting them to be like, softer."
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Posted: Tue May 13, 2014 5:44 am
"Yes I jacking hit you." Tracey snapped, "And I would hit you again too." Repeatedly.
Rep on seeing that B0nez was actually all right for a given value of the term, allowed himself to relax again, though it was still tough to push down the very irritable idea that Tracey had no place striking his king. "Leave him alone." he said, and the look he got from Tracey in return was anything but friendly.
"Futue te ipsum." he hissed irritably at the Sun hunter, before turning his back to them all. "Can't you two go do whatever it is morons do to keep themselves busy?"
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Posted: Tue May 13, 2014 8:16 am
"Uh, if you mean sophisticated guy stuff, yeah but like. Don't put it down just because its way too complicated for you." B0nez secured his glasses and sulkily brushed the golem off.
"Geez. You know how many credits I've cost us? It's zero. You have a serious like. Problem grinding using factions you are supposed to be gaining reputation with."
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Posted: Tue May 13, 2014 2:54 pm
Tracey looked over his shoulder, narrowed his eyes and bristled his feathers even further. "Firstly, what you two cretins get up to is not guy stuff. it is ridiculous, childish nonsense. It is laziness and hedonism without direction or purpose. It has NO inherent traits of masculinity, if anything it is reminiscent of a beast. Secondly, I don't even know what you are talking about with that factions gibberish though I could if I chose. I do not. It is stupid."
Everything about the angel's posture spoke of restrained anger and Rep was giving him a slightly concerned look the more irritable he got, not because he was actually afraid of Tracey harming B0nez in any way, he was only really worried about their collective cash balance.
"Both of you just go away." he said, a little sulkier than he intended.
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Posted: Sat May 17, 2014 9:40 pm
B0nez rolled his eyes, making a blah blah blah motion with his hand while Tracey talked. He huffed at the command.
"Where are you going anyway?" B0nez asked Tracey's chest. "Your boilfriend like, isn't even here."
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Posted: Sun May 18, 2014 3:32 pm
Sometimes Tracey was impressed at how much B0nez made him actually feel. There weren't many things in the universe that made the fallen angel angry, but the ghost boil managed it somehow. He wanted more than anything else to simply erase him and all memory he ever existed. Harrison could have a useful weapon, a weapon which was amenable and pleasant, a weapon he could actually get along with. But no. He was stuck with B0nez, who was rude, didn't listen and drove him crazy.
"I'm not going anywhere. And I don't need Ferr to exist, in case you didn't notice."
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Posted: Sun May 18, 2014 5:15 pm
"Yeah, well, with all the schmooping you could have fooled me." He'd seen guildmates fall prey to the wiles of many a ghoul, giving up gear and achieve s**t for tit pix etc. and he was pretty wise to it by now, unless the pix were like, really, really good. Long story short, Tracey had Ferros in her claws and she wouldn't be using him as the next dumbass mark, that was for sure.
Also it was like they were always 2 manning s**t and not inviting him, which was lame.
They probably like. Went out and did runs...and didn't even bring any loot back...
B0nez looked at Rep, then looked at Tracey and Harrison, and sighed. So. If she didn't have any plans they probably wanted to be like, invited to their gaming session even though they both sucked and would probably screw everything up...but B0nez wasn't going to like. Go off all the time and not even /invite his guildies...
"I guess," he extended generously, "you can like. Come watch us. Maybe. If you aren't like, distracting."
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Posted: Mon May 19, 2014 6:33 am
"The "schmooping" is necessary." Tracey snapped. "For someone who thinks he is a strategic genius you are not very bright at all, you have to make an effort in social situations." he took a deep breath and exhaled. "I don't know why I'm wasting my breath, you are a moron."
"And no I don't want to watch you two idiots gawp at technology." He leant the word technology the same amount of disdain usually reserved for the word scum. "Waste of time. Magic is far more important than playing with human toys, and I have things to discuss anyway."
Rep raised a brow at Tracey for his comment, but decided the best way to find out was to leave it and ask Harrison. Tracey told him nothing, Harrison told him what was important.
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Posted: Sun Jun 01, 2014 6:43 am
B0nez looked relieved at being turned down. "I know how to use a dating sim, ok. Otherwise he wouldn't have full heart meters on TWO boyfriends. ...But don't like, feel bad. You can come next time or whatever." B0nez gave Harrison a severe look. "Take pics." Then pushed with his tiny (presumably female) golem body against Rep, hissing, "Move it."
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Posted: Sun Jun 01, 2014 4:38 pm
Rep allowed himself to be moved, he didn't argue with the tiny ghost golem. He was curious as all hell about what exactly Tracey had to say that he didn't have to say to him, but there was no point asking. If he got nosy the fallen angel would just shut down and no one would be ultimately told anything. Besides, he liked hanging out with B0nez, he wasn't complaining.
Tracey watched them go. He didn't even bother to argue with B0nez on his dating sim comment. He had gotten where he was precisely because no one could hear him half the time. If they could, Tracey felt it stood to reason everyone would avoid Harrison like he has some kind of exotic plague.
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Posted: Sun Jun 01, 2014 7:27 pm
Harrison sighed and rubbed the back of his neck, once Rep and B0nez were out of sight.
"I've been wanting to talk to you too. How are you, you okay?"
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