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 Posted: Wed May 07, 2014 8:11 pm
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Posted: Thu May 08, 2014 9:07 pm
AND I AM THE REASON (reason)
THAT I WILL STAY ALLLLIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVE!
The theme song and chorus kicked in for The Energy by Audiovent, and pyro exploded on the stage before Rik Rip'em came running down to the ring, USA flag as a cape, flapping through the air as he ran. The crowd was instantly on their feet for the man that tore the house down with Salem Croft at Showdown! The look on his face of determination as he ran down to the ring.
Announcer: Introducing first, weighing 255 pounds, from the Good Ole USA! RIK RIP'EEEEEEEEEEEEEEM!
Rik slid into the ring, and got in the middle of the ring and slammed his fist down, facing the camera. He stood right back up letting out a big "OOH RAHH!" with about 30% of the crowd yelling it back. He took off the US Flag cape around his neck and bounced off the ropes a couple of times. Rik was determined now, as his opponent, much like Salem, was quite the veteran, and had the ability to turn the match around to his favor. And that man was Cartwright, whom he was waiting for!
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Posted: Fri May 09, 2014 3:33 pm
Oh my god Based God!
You could ******** my b***h, Based God!
You swag to the maximum
Swag 100 thousand, 100 trillion! Oh god damn Based God!
The swagtastic sound of Wonton Soup by Lil B hits the arena. The crowd erupts into a chorus of boos for the Swag Master himself, Cartwright. He makes his way to the ring with a Godly swagger. His arms and legs are flying back and forth at great height while he shouts "SWAG!" and "YOLO!" constantly at the fans who are saying horrible things to him.
Hopped up in my car (swag!) then I drop my roof
Wet like wonton soup. That's just how I do (swag!)
Then I park my car, then I ******** your b***h
Eat that wonton soup, wet like wonton soup
Announcer: "Introducing his opponent, from the United Kingdom, he is so fly that he makes the girls cry, CAAAAAAARTWRIIIIIIIIIIGHT!"
Cartwright enters the ring with an almighty swagger. He appears to be happier with himself now as he was able to defeat the giant known as BOOM! at WWE:E Showdown.....even if it was by Count-out. It still....counts! LOL!
Found a dope man, I ride that b***h like Ace of Spades
Ho don't play that game!
I'm rapping not for the fame
I almost went to jail for like 500 days!
b***h don't give no ********, that's why I ******** her in the ******** you suckers' heads then I ask her what's her name
Based God
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Posted: Fri May 09, 2014 3:50 pm
Rik Rip'em had the look of determination on his face.....until he was hearing the theme that Cartwright was using. As Cartwright came walking down to the ring Rik started saying to himself: "What a douche bag"
Once Cartwright got into the ring, Rik stepped out from the corner he was waiting back in and went to the center. Once the bell would ring, Rik would raise his hands up for a collar and elbow tie up, and would look to push Cartwright into the corner.
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Posted: Fri May 09, 2014 3:56 pm
Cartwright swaggered around the ring before the bell rings. Before he enters it, grabs the US Flag cape and blows his nose on it to LOUD boos from the crowd.
Crowd: "USA! USA! USA!"
Cartwright slides into the ring shouting "HASH TAG USA SUCKS! HASH TAG YOU ALL SUCK!" before he accepts the lock-up.
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Posted: Fri May 09, 2014 3:59 pm
Rik would go to try and use his size to his advantage, along with the adrenaline he gets when the crowd chanted "USA! USA! USA!" by trying to push Cartwright into the corner.
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Posted: Fri May 09, 2014 4:06 pm
Cartwright flies backwards from Rik's strength! His back crashes into the turnbuckle! Cartwright looks annoyed that Rik was able to do that to him as he stays in the corner thinking of what to do next!
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Posted: Fri May 09, 2014 4:12 pm
Rik flexed his arms up and he leaned his head back yelling "OOH RAH!" and about 30% of the crowd chanting it back. Rik then pounded his chest as he went back to his wrestling stance, awaiting for Cart to do something about it!
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Posted: Sat May 10, 2014 2:26 pm
Cartwright mans the ******** up, slapping himself in the face and shouting, "YOLO!". How dare that yankie doodle lover do that to him! Cartwright will show him that SWAG is stronger than.....strength?! Cartwright tries to lock-up with Rik for a test of strength!
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Posted: Sun May 11, 2014 2:07 pm
Rik locked for the test of strength, looking to push Cartwright into the corner moving to the corner with him!
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Posted: Wed May 14, 2014 3:43 pm
Cartwright can not compete with Rik's strength! He is pushed easily into the corner, where the referee begins a five count for Rik to release the hold!
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Posted: Wed May 14, 2014 8:53 pm
Once the ref counts to one, Rik goes to catch Cartwright with a Knife Edge Chop to the chest!
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Posted: Thu May 15, 2014 6:15 am
Damn it! Rik is too fast for Cartwright he quickly let's go of Cartwright and chops him across the chest! The crowd woooos as Cartwright bounced upwards against the turnbuckle from the blow, landing back on his feet in the corner and holding the struck area with his left hand, looking in great pain!
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Posted: Thu May 15, 2014 6:21 am
Rik stepped back as the ref was barging in on the match, Rik turning to him yelling "Do your own job ref!" before looking to grab Cartwright, and attempting to irish whip him to the opposite corner.
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Posted: Thu May 15, 2014 6:33 am
The sneaky Cartwright leans his head and upper body between the top and middle rope, forcing the referee to get involved again as Cartwright tries his best to time waste!
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