Welcome to Gaia! ::

By:Jessica Ann Johnson AKA Temari *is Temari in the Story....*

Gaara, Kankuro and Temari are walking through a clearing in between a village and the forest.
Out of no where, a demon leaped from the forest and stood in front of Gaara
The demon looked like a horse sized black dog with long fur and small red eyes
Only Gaara could see the demon.. ><
It jumped at Gaara but his sand blocked the attack
Temari only seen Gaara put up a sand barrier for what she believes to be no reason
Temari didn't see the demon at all.. neither did Kankuro
The demon went right through the sand as if it were a ghost though it didn't go through Gaara
The demon pins Gaara to the ground and leans close to Gaara's face
Temari just sees Gaara fall over and from what she can tell, there was no reason for this either
Temari yells, "Gaara..?! are you okay?", Oo
Kankuro says, "maybe he swallowed a bug.. again.."
the demon places it's paw on Gaara's left shoulder and it's other paw to Gaara's right wrist
the demon licks Gaara's face
Giant hands form from sand and try to smack the demon away but it still goes right through
the demon claws into gaara's shoulder and makes it bleed
temari nows sees the blood and claw marks
she knows something's really there
kankuro hasn't quite caught on yet.. he still stares at gaara like he's retarded
this time when the demon licks gaara's face, it manages to get it's tongue inside his mouth.. Gaara..REALLY isn't happy about that
Temari's like, "Kankuro!! something's attacking Gaara!"
Kankuro looks at temari like, "uhh.. okay?"
temari gets ready to use her fan
and kankuro just stands there being lazy and picking his nose.. (like always!!!!)
the demon's tongue goes down Gaara's throat..
gaara figures, if it goes through sand and not me..
Gaara starts to claw at the demon's sides with his free hand
Temari can't see where the demon is.. she finally walks over to gaara and lifts her fan in the air
she smashes her fan down..
it goes right through and she hits gaara in the stomach
Gaara jerks when getting hit but still can't get away
the demon's tongue enters gaara's stomach
Gaara's in pain..
then, a long tube like thing goes down gaara's throat
that came from within the demon's stomach
the demon makes a pouch inside of Gaara after making a small hole in the side of his stomach
it connects the pouch to him from the inside using, the large tube thing
now kankuro sees that temari is beating up his brother who has stopped moving and was rolling around
Temari moves alittle and the demon allows her to see him
Temari is shocked at the size of the demon that is doing SOMETHING to her boyfriend *This Temari has no relation to Gaara or Kankuro*
Kankuro is now able to see it as well and he freaks out too
the demon pumps some kind of liquid into the pouch, that's now inside of gaara
Temari has a good idea,
she tells Kankuro she has a plan and that it's to leave Gaara's side and run to the near by village, there they will ask someone with a phone (who cares if they
don't exist yet) to call 911
and kankuro agrees with her plan
they both run to the forest and stop at the trees.. both turn to each other and temari asks kankuro,
"what if we don't remember where we left Gaara?!"
Kankuro answers, "..we have to mark this place some how.."
Temari pulls two kunais out and walks up to a tree
she cuts a large X' in it
then she walks to another three and cuts an X' in it as well
She tells kankuro as she cuts more X's, "We will have to mark each tree we pass with an *X*
and we'll be able to come back here and get him.."
Kankuro pulls two kunais out and starts cutting X's into the trees as well
after a while, they make it to the village and knock on someone's door
when no one answers they beat on the door really really hard
finally the person answers (a ninja...like always..)
Temari yells so fast they don't quite understand what she says though they got the part of calling 911
the ninja runs back into the house and calls 911 like she asked
it cuts to a few minutes later...
and kankuro and temari are running past all the X's they cut into the trees and are headed back to gaara
a helicopter in the sky quickly catches up with them and follows them to the place where Gaara is
the demon gets off of Gaara and pulls it's tongue and whatever more from Gaara's body
the demon disappears


the helicopter lands and they find Gaara passed out on the ground
the doctors have no clue what happened and kankuro and temari haven't a clue either..
they put gaara on a stretcher and put him in the helicopter
right when the helicopter door starts to close, temari stops them and asks, "please can i ride with him
he's my boyfriend and i want to make sure he's alright"
she says as she looks like she's about to cry
the guy in the helicopter says, "yeahh alright.."
and he lets temari in.. then kankuro comes up and does the same act
he goes "please can i ride Gaara is my brother..."
the doctor stares at kankuro,
the doctor says, "no there isn't enough room.. anymore people and the helicopter won't get off the ground.."
kankuro goes, "but he's my wittle brother...and was that a fat joke? T.T" Kankuro makes the little puppy dog eyes
The doctor says, "No! you will have to ride in the car with the sheriff!"
The doctor points to the sheriff who's leaning against the cop car eating a doughnut
Kankuro walks over to the sheriff
The sheriff opens the cop car and tells him to get in and kankuro tells him, "NO!
"NOT UNTIL I GET TO WEAR HANDCUFFS I'M NOT GETTING INTO THE CAR!!"
the sheriff's like,"..okay?"
the sheriff puts kankuro in handcuffs and puts him in the cop car then shuts the door, as the cop car passes people on the street Kankuro sticks his tongue out the the passing people and he mouths words at them, " Nah nah nah boo boo! I am a bad boy looky at me! "
it then cuts to a sun set and the helicopter lands at the hospital
they are like a million miles away now
and the cop car hasn't yet arrived
they take gaara inside and rush him into the emergency room
temari's asleep in the lobby or waiting room of the hospital.. she's laying on a bag in a chair with her head on the arm-rest
it cuts to kankuro and he's still in the cop car (it's about 12 am in the story right now)
Kankuro (for some weird reason) isn't wearing his handcuffs anymore and has his head back staring at the roof of the car with his mouth wide open while
sitting in the passenger seat of the car, sitting indian style, looking dead
then he snaps back to normal and looks out the window of the car, he starts counting stars and then they pass the stars and he can't keep count
Kankuro beats on the window screaming, "NO!!! MY STARS ARE RUNNING AWAY!!!!!!"
and the sheriff who's driving the car yells, "Shut up or i'll stop the car!!!"
kankuro pulls a carrot out of no where and points it at the sheriff
kankuro says, "you ain't goin' home little timmy!! don't think I won't use this!"
and the sheriff says, "umm.. maybe we should put those handcuffs back on..."
kankuro starts to eat the carrot, staring at the Sheriff like the retard he is...

THE NEXT DAY!!

The doctors wake up temari and tell her that Gaara is awake..
Temari's like,"..wait.. GAARA WAS ASLEEP?!?!?!"
Her and the doctor run into the room where gaara was and Gaara's just fine.. laying there in the hospital bed
Temari runs up to Gaara and looks at the mark on his head
the mark is covered in a weird floating shadow smoke
Gaara tells temari, "I..have no control.. over the sand.."
the doctors pull temari from the room and out into the hall way.. they shut the room door
they tell Temari, "we found something on our x ray.. we don't quite know what it is"
Temari asks, "can i go talk to my boyfriend?"
the doctor nods and opens the bed room door ..again
Temari sits down next to Gaara on a chair thats beside his bed
the doctor asks her whats happened and temari tells him about the demon that attacked gaara
the doctor holds up a picture of the very moster that attacked gaara
He asks temari, "Did the demon look anything like this?"
Temari's like, "Yeahhhhh." Her eyes widen
Temari says, "so people being attacked by this demon..
is normal around here?!"
The doctor replys, "Yes it has attacked over 13 people now"
The doctor says as both Gaara and temari listen closely, "this demon seems to be taking the D'N'A of a random male and placing it in the body of a random
female..
We don't know why it's doing this.. or where it came from for that matter
but it doesn't attack the male or hold it down like that.. it's only done so with the females...
Meaning... Your boyfriend.. could in fact be pregnant..
which would explain what we saw on the X ray."
Gaara and temari just stare at the doctor in shock
The doctor says, "What?"
"Oh! well a baby wouldn't survive inside the body of a male..
it would die in just a few hours anyway.. nothing to worry about"
then.....
another doctor over hears what their saying and busts the door down
the new doctor says, "NO!!! WE CANNOT LET THAT HAPPEN!!!!! this is a miracle of science!! the first male to give birth!
we will do everything in our power to keep it alive!!!"
the first doctor says, "but no! he's only a little kid! even a girl that age couldn't do this sort of thing!
and asking for a male to do it would just be plane out CRAZY!!!"
Gaara just stares at the two doctors
Temari yells, "You mean to tell me my boyfriend is pregnant and you aren't going to do a thing about it!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!" OO
and the new doctor yells back, "NO WE WILL DO EVERYTHING THERE IS TO DO ABOUT IT!!!"
Gaara seems horrified
The old doctor trys to say something but the other doctors grab him by the ear and drag him out side..(there goes the only sane doctor in the hospital)
they drag temari out of the room.. again
the doctors tell temari that Gaara will freak out if they run any tests on him.. so he needs to be asleep..and drugging him would be bad because it would drug
the baby
Temari stops and thinks about taking care of a tiny Gaara for a minute
Temari thinks "Maybe i should listen to the doctors.. This could be kinda fun ^^"
Temari tells the doctor, "He did have a demon in his head that controlled sand.. but.. now a shadow covers the mark.. he hasn't slept in 12 years so maybe i
could trick him into falling asleep for you."
The doctors let her enter the room.. again.. only to find that Gaara is glaring at them when they open the door
Temari walks over to the bed that gaara's in and kneels beside it
Temari whispers to Gaara, "I have a plan to get you free, Gaara.. only you must be asleep first.. once you're alseep, I'll let you out of here using my kunai"
She places her hand to Gaara's forehead
"Besides.. that demon is holding Shukaku's power back..you are finally able to sleep.."
she smiles sweetly (of course it's only a lie)
Gaara looks down and nods slightly
Gaara closes his eyes and hears the door close
He opens his eyes and looks around to see his girlfriend has left the room
he trys to move his hand but can't
(he's handcuffed to the bed..)
He lays his head down on the pillow and closes his eyes again.. soon falling asleep

THREE MONTHS LATER!!

Gaara wakes up in the same bed but there's a glass dome over the bed with more tubes in Gaara's arms
Gaara isn't wearing handcuffs but he still cant get out of the glass dome
(he is only three months pregnant though he looks about.. twice that..)
Gaara looks around and there is a camera in each corner of the room each pointed toward him
Gaara looks into one of the camaras
and the door.. busts down..again..
All these doctors rush in and open the dome
they pull Gaara from the dome and place him on his feet
Gaara is confused having just woke up
the doctors walk with Gaara out of the room, down the hall and into an x ray room
They get him onto a table and take X rays
Then they take him to an M'R'I
They lay him down in there and give him an M'R'I
Then they take Gaara from the M'R'I to give him an ultrasound
they finally let Gaara stop to go to the bathroom
Gaara enters the bathroom and shuts the door behind him
he walks over to the toilet and kneels
He pukes
half way through puking, a doctor beats on the bathroom door yelling" Come on we have to take another cat scan!!! Hurry up!!!"
Gaara glares at the bathroom door
Gaara stands up and walks over to the sink
he washes his hands and drys them with a towel
the second he opens the door, the doctors drag him out into the hallway
they push him down the hall and into another room
( poor gaara has no power being pregnant makes you weak and he doesn't control sand
it is now very easy to push him around )
one doctor points to a seat and tells Gaara to sit there against the wall
gaara listens and sits down
all the doctors turn around quickly and pin gaara to the wall
this time they do drug him and make him fall asleep... again

IT CUTS TO KANKURO!!

it cuts back to kankuro
the sheriff is sitting indian style (somehow driving without hitting the gas or break petals) and is meditating in the drivers seat
without his hands on the wheel
the car is driving across the top of the ocean and not sinking
kankuro sits rocking back and forth in the passenger seat muttering "have to go pee, have to go pee, have to go pee!!!" ><

IT CUTS BACK TO GAARA!!

and he's laying in the same bed with the same dome over him..
again, he has been asleep for three months
He is now six months pregnant but looks like 9 months..
he trys to get up but hits the top of the dome
Gaara looks over and there's the same camera watching him
A doctor comes in, and takes off the glass dome
He pulls Gaara out and sits him on his feet
this time Gaara stands strangly
it has become hard for Gaara to hold up this weight

Temari walks into the waiting room and asks a female doctor, "Can I stand out side.. I need a smoke"
(only a lie because temari doesn't smoke..)
the female doctor tells her it's alright and allows her to leave for a minute
Temari walks out front and sees that in front of the hospital is a cliff edge
temari's like, Oo
then...
out of no where, the cop car flys up the cliff edge and crashes into a cactus
the door swings opens and kankuro jumps out of the car
Kankuro screams "HELP!!!" and trys to run toward Temari but trips
Temari runs to Kankuro and helps him up
Right when Kankuro stands up, the cop car runs over the cactus and flys off the cliff, into the sun-set...
even though it's only 10 am.
Temari yells "YOUR BROTHER IS PREGNANT!!! AND THAT MEANS MY BOYFRIEND IS PREGNANT!!!!! ><" as if things couldn't get any weirder..
Kankuro looks at Temari like, Oo??

The doctor pushes Gaara down the hallway right toward the lobby, where kankuro and temari are now walking out of..
They turn the corner and all run into each other..
Then Kankuro and Temari See how big Gaara's belly had gotten
Kankuro Said "Whoa.. you weren't kidding!! My little brother is pregnant?!?!" OO
the doctor lets go of Gaara's shoulders
It has become very hard for Gaara to walk
slowly he walks to temari while holding his hands to his belly
His legs shake from the weight
He falls to his knees and just sits there
Gaara stares at the ground
Temari walks over to Gaara and kneels in front of him
Gaara looks up at temari
Temari asks, "Whats wrong..?"
Gaara replys in his cold weak voice" ..their..watching me.."
Temari backs up a bit and asks, "who..?"
Gaara replys"..everyone.. Is.. watching me.. testing..me..they.. won't leave me alone.. never alone.. never..any silence..
I just.. want to be left alone.."
Temari leans closer
Gaara throws his arms around Temari hugging her..Temari is shocked that Gaara would ever do anything like this
Gaara lays his head on Temari's shoulder
Temari closes her eyes and gently rubs Gaara's back to help comfort him
then...
The doctor grabs Gaara by the under-arms and pulls him away from Temari
Temari opens her eyes and is like, "OH HELL NO!"
alot of other doctors come from no where and grab gaara as well
they pull him into a wheelchair and pull the wheelchair away from temari
Kankuro's still standing there going, OO!!
Temari stands up and glares at the doctor
(or one of the doctors.. rather.. )
She holds herself back from attacking them
She doesn't want to start a fight when she's out numbered and the "enemy" has Gaara with them
Kankuro is still being rather lazy in the corner...who is beginning to pick his nose once again...
Temari makes her way behind Gaara's wheelchair
one of the female doctors kneels next to Gaara's wheelchair and holds her hand to his belly
Gaara closes his eyes
The female doctor smiles as she says, "i bet you like that don't you? I bet it feels nice to have your belly
touched" (keep in mind she's talking down to Gaara like he's a dog.. which isn't good)
Gaara grabs her hand and twists it backwards
The female doctor yells, "LET GO!!"
Gaara breaks her arm backwards
The female doctor screams though oddly, none of the other doctors seem to care... they just keep
talking..
Temari pulls the wheelchair back quickly and nearly throws Gaara off of it into the floor
Gaara was forced to let go of her or he'd hit the floor on his belly
Gaara looks back over his shoulder at Temari
Temari says, "Sorry... COMING THROUGH!!" and backs up over the doctors with the wheelchair that gaara's
in
She runs over all the doctors with the wheelchair and takes off down the hallway with Gaara
Another doctor stands in the way of the wheelchair, willing to get ran over to tell Temari something
(keep in mind that all the doctors looks alike and have the same voice)
(even the females..)
Temari stops
The doctor yells, "There is something you need to know Ms. Sabaku!"
Temari asks, "who? me or kankuro?"
The doctor replys, "you... " -he looks at Kankuro and says...- " I thought that Kankuro was a guy..." OO
Temari said, "make it quick or you'll become hallway kill from by boyfriend's wheelchair... and Kankuro is a guy...he acts like a girl at times..."
The doctor said, "Gaara shouldn't hear this right now"
"alright.." temari said as she let go of Gaara's wheelchair

A FEW MINTUES LATER

The doctor and Temari are standing outside of Gaara's hospital room in the hallway
Gaara is laying in his bed.. again..
Temari asks, "now what is it you needed to tell me..?"
The doctor smiles as he says "We found this out just about three months ago..
There isn't going to be just one baby.. there will be two.. or maybe even more"
Temari's eyes widen
Temari asks, "Do.. do you know there genders?"
The doctor replys, "the two we could see, are male..
Temari asks, "..b-both male?"
The doctor nods
Temari thinks" Damn.. i wanted a girl.. ><"
The doctor tells her, "i want you to tell him the good news.. I just don't know how to tell him.. " he says
with a smile as he pushes open Gaara's door
Temari Whispers, " it isn't good news.. he is twice as big as normal because of his size already.. and
because there's... two..?"
Temari thinks" I hope Gaara doesn't pop T.T"
Temari walks into the room that Gaara's in and kneels in front of him on the floor
she takes out a small tube of cream that says across the front, "Coca butter"
Gaara looks down at Temari and somehow, manages to sit up right
Temari Tells Gaara to remove his shirt
Gaara nods slightly and starts to pull his shoulder cloth off along with his shirt
Temari takes the top off the tube of cream and squeezes some into her hand
Temari starts to rub the cream on Gaara's belly
Gaara asks with a soft tone, "what.. are you doing..?"
Temari replys, "this is coca butter! it'll save you from those nasty stretch marks..
their ugly and they hurt" ><
Gaara replys with a simple, "..Oh.." and goes quiet again
Temari says as she rubs more coca butter on his belly, " and after this, We'll go get another test done,
Temari thinks to herself, "and hopefully they'll find out that they were WRONG! and there is only ONE
and it's A GIRL!!*, ^^'''
Gaara says very quietly, "..They don't care.."
Temari looks up at Gaara
Gaara says again very quietly, "they.. don't care..about Me.. only for the baby.. Only reason they'd care If i were to die right now was that the baby
wouldn't live....no one really cares about me anymore..
Temari Tells Gaara, " no that isn't true....I care for you..I love you..Even if I am the only one on this planet who cares..>< you're my boyfriend..
can't nothing just replace you.. ^^ This coca butter isn't for the baby... It's for you.. so you'd feel better." ^^
Gaara nods slowly and says looking at Temari..." I love you to..." for the first time Temari sees Gaara actually looking at her like he is in love...
Temari says blushing, " Oh and.. um. Gaara.. there might be more than just one.. baby.." ^^'''''
Gaara just stares like there is a corncob up his a**l hole...
Kankuro walks in the room with a camera
"Picture time!!" Says kankuro with a really happy look on his face
Temari picks up a small wash rag and wipes the coca butter away
Gaara's eyes widen
Temari gets an odd look on her face
Kankuro's left standing there with question marks floating above his head
Gaara looks down to his belly
Temari smiles brightly
Kankuro now left with golf-ball eyes
Gaara says quietly, " ..It.. moved.."
Temari " yup.. I can feel it " ^^
Temari takes her hand from Gaara's belly and hands him his shirt back
Temari tells Gaara, "put that back on so we can take your picture "
Gaara nods slowly and takes his shirt back

IT CUTS TO LATER

Gaara had fallen asleep.. at the end of the day
and..stayed asleep....for.. two more months..
( Gaara is now 8 months pregnant.. he has one month to go.. and as you can imagin, his stomach is very
large)
Gaara wakes up on his bed, this time he doesn't go anywhere
he seems to be crushed under the weight of his own belly
Temari walks in the door and smiles at Gaara
Temari asks, "You okay Gaara..?"
Gaara trys to sit up but fails
Temari asks, "do you need some help..?"
Temari walks over to Gaara and takes his hand
She trys to pull Gaara up
Finally she forces him up right
When Gaara was being forced up, the small barrier that held the pouch from his stomach, broke and
sitting up right pushed one of the babys down
Gaara's eyes widen once he sits up and he gulps just slightly before looking down at his belly
Temari looks worried as she asks another question, "what's wrong Gaara?"
Temari is sure that something isn't right..
mostly because of the "POP" noise Gaara made when she forced him up right..
Gaara replys to her question, " it's.. nothing.. the baby just moved... that's all.."
Temari's eyes narrow as she thinks to herself, "Yeahh.. right.."
Temari walks around to the other side of Gaara's bed and pulls him from the blanket
she places him in the wheelchair
then takes the wheelchair to the door
just as she opens it, the female doctor comes up and asks, "Where are you two going?"
Temari stops to think up a reason
Temari says nervously, " ummm.. well.. uhh..
We were going outside..to listen to the birds..
Gaara glares up at the female doctor
The female doctor asks, " why would you need to listen to the brids..?" = =
Temari keeps making things up, "so we could.......to.. help the baby's hearing... you know like.. listening
to the birds would help there hearing develop quicker..
ANYTHING'S BETTER THAN THE SILENCE OF THIS CRAZY HOSPITAL!!!!!"
The female doctor (now scared of temari) says quickly, " ok sure go right on ahead!"
Then the doctor moves out of temari's way *Gaara's eyes following her in his evil glare and Gaara thinks to himself, "make Temari answer one more question and when I get better I will slit your neck."*
Temari pushes Gaara's wheelchair out the front door and it just so happens to be the very moment that
Kankuro chooses to walk throught the front doors
Temari runs over kankuro then backs back up over him and asks, "Wait.. are you okay Kankuro..?"
Kankuro trys to get up and says, "..no.."
Temari whispers in Kankuro's ear, " ..I think.. that.. Gaara's time.. is.. now.. "
Kankuro yells, " but he's too young to die!!!"
Temari wacks Kankuro over the back of the head and says through teeth, "no baka.. The baby's coming..now keep quiet about it" ><
Temari pulls kankuro up then she grabs Gaara's wheelchair and remembers that the front door leads
right to a cliff edge, OO
Temari turns and pushes Gaara's wheelchair off and around the hospital to another cliff edge only this
one, they can climb down..
Temari yells, " f*ck the wheelchair!!.. Kankuro! grab Gaara's legs! we'r going down!" >
Kankuro doesn't have anything to say to this and so he Grabs Gaara's legs
Temari pulls Gaara from his wheelchair by his under arms
Gaara grabs hold of temari's hand, Clasping it tightly
the two start to carry Gaara down the mountain side
After about an hour of climbing rocks and Kankuro triping over every one on the mountain side!!!!, they
finally make it to the bottom and end up in a desert in mid noon heat
Temari says weakly, " we have to get Gaara out of this heat..Being in the hottest place in the world, in the hottest part of Gaara's body and he's wearing black! ><
its like being in a oven here!! We really REALLY need to find shade" >< Kankuro stops ( no not triping over something this time)
Kankuro tells Temari, " I remember this place.. Our bathroom isn't too far away..
Temari says, "..and where our bathroom is... OUR HOME!!!!!"
Temari wants to jump up and down but remembers not to drop Gaara
Gaara moans
Temari and Kankuro continue to carry Gaara
they get far enough to where they can see the sand village up ahead
Kankuro trips..over..another rock..the very same rock he has always tripped on.. and will contine to trip on
Kankuro almost drops Gaara
Kankuro limps the rest of the way saying "ow" every other step
Finally they make it to the village
All the villagers hide once they see that Gaara has arrived
still they are somewhat oblivious to his condition
Temari and Kankuro lay Gaara down in the floor
Temari looks around and says, "umm.. yeahh.. I have no clue what i'm doing! we need towels.. I think.."
Temari runs into the bathroom and picks up old towels off the floor
Kankuro kneels next to Gaara
Gaara opens his eyes and looks up at Kankuro
Temari grabs towels from the closet as well and brings them out into the living room
temari places the towels on the couch then covers the couch in the towels
Temari walks back over to Kankuro
Gaara holds his hand to his belly and makes a small noise
Temari says, " hurry kankuro.. Lets get him to the couch"
Kankuro grabs Gaara's feet again and temari grabs Gaara by the under-arms
they carry him to the couch and lay him down there
Gaara moans in pain again
Kankuro asks, "i'm not the smart one but..shouldn't Gaara like.. not be wearing his pants?"' Oo''
Temari says, " well um.. for once kankan.. you're right." O.O
Gaara stares at them like their crazy
Temari slowly starts to take hold of Gaara's pants
She looks away like, '. - and Gaara notices she is peeking and he smirks a little...as she pulls his pants down and pulls them off *along with his boxers...*
Kankuro goes, " AHHHH I'M BLIND!!"
Temari looks back at Gaara and says, " okay that wasn't so hard...Now what..?"
Kankuro replys, " i don't.. know.. " OO
Kankuro takes out a kunai and hands it to temari
Temari stares at the kunai for a minute and blinks
Temari says, " .. maybe Gaara should try and push..? and from then on we can try and.. something ^^'''
Kankuro replys, " Yeah.. GAARA PUSH!!"
Gaara just stares
Kankuro yells, " WE HAVE NO IDEA WHAT WE'ER DOING SO PUSHHH!!!!!"
Gaara nods and starts to push, while having no clue what he's doing either
Temari just watches
Kankuro says, " wait... he's pushing it somehwere.. but where..and how will it come out!?!?!" >__>;;
Gaara Stops and Stares... and a little thought bubble comes up having a baby come out his a**l hole and then
another thought about it coming out the other end!
Temari replys, " I was just thinking that... i think I know what to do.."
Temari takes the kunai knife and makes a small incision just below the... uhh.. Spoiler ^^ Temari then says, " now There will be some where to push it out of! "
..Gaara's eye twitches as Gaara says through teeth, "..damnit.. all.."
Kankuro says in a slightly angered voice, " Gaara you have to continue pushing.." = =
Gaara glups and continues to push
Gaara then shuts his eyes tightly
Kankuro, "I'm not even sure this is possible.."
Temari gets up and runs into the kitchen
Gaara lets out a "Ugh!" from the pain
And Temari comes back with a cold wet sponge and pats Gaara's Forehead...

ABOUT AN HOUR LATER!!

It just so happened that Temari had cut into the exact right place for him to push the baby out through
The baby's head is out and Temari grabs hold of the baby and pulls it the rest of the way out
the first thing the baby does is cry (which is a really good sign..)
Gaara hears the baby and opens his eyes
Kankuro grabs a towel and hands it to Temari
Kankuro then takes his kunai and cuts the umbilical cord carefully
Temari takes the baby into the kitchen and turns on the sink
She washes the baby clean and wraps it in a towel
Gaara breathes heavily and closes eyes again
Kankuro take his kunai and cuts Gaara's small incision to a larger size.
Gaara bites down and trys to ignore the pain using colorful words in his head... and stares at Kankuro...
Kankuro yells into the kitchen so that Temari can hear, " Here's the other one!"
Kankuro carefully pulls the second baby from Gaara's incision and grabs another towel
This time the baby isn't crying very much
Temari runs over to the second baby, leaving the first behind in the kitchen
Temari tells Kankuro to cut the cord and take the baby to the kitchen
Kankuro cuts the second Baby's umbilical cord and does exactly what she said
He gets to the kitchen and lays the baby in the sink, he washes the baby off and wraps it up in a towel
Temari says, "and now there's only one thing left to take care of.."
Kankuro walks back out into the living room with the two babys, one in each arm
Both have a small amount of red hair and now both are crying
Kankuro says happily, "there both girls", ^^
Kankuro slowly hands the two over to Gaara
Gaara takes them in his arms and a faint smile appears.
Temari Smiles as well and watches Gaara and the babys.
Gaara says tiredly..."This one will be named Shizune *looks at the first girl* and this one will be named Matuska...*looks at the second girl..* Shizune and Matuska Sabaku..." ^^
Kankuro says as he passes out on the floor, " I'm sure glad that's over.." x.x

The End


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Yay Matuska is In the story! Your Gaara's Baby!

pretty pretty sweet pretty sweet

I will never think of gaara,temari and kankuro in the same way again! eek but over all they were funny and good ideas! xp

sweeet

Forgive me for this will sound insulting.

The style of writing is understandable at best.

In content I give you a 10 for creativity, but about a 2 for taste, the content of this story sorda makes me want to hurl.

All in all this gets about a 4 but its better than putting nothing at all.

i laghed in a few parts..but the others disturbed me...but it was very creative... 3nodding ...i love what you made Kankuro do.....he sorta remended me of well...me^-^