I was fortunate enough to pull out an Emerald Ticket from the Project NPC Apprentice II RIG, and I'm dead set on becoming Cresento's apprentice for a month. But I need your help!
There will be two contests: a Tektek contest for an apprentice avatar and a dialogue line contest.
TIE BREAKER ROUND FOR TEKTEKCONTEST! Please vote! Winners announced on page 5. <3
Posted: Thu Apr 17, 2014 8:57 pm
Tektek Contest:
Gonna be honest here...I'm pretty uncreative most of the time, and I'll need all the help I can get to come up with an avatar that will be suitable as Cresento's apprentice. I mostly just want to see what styles people associate with Cresento 'cause there isn't much about him in the Gaia manga.
Rules and Guidelines: - Use this [link] to create an avatar with my inventory - You may also use items that I do not own, up to a limit of 500 mil. -NEW: You may use ANY item you want in all of Gaia! Tektek away! - You may enter as many entries as you like, but only 1 entry per person will win. - You may enter in both the Tektek and Dialogue contests, and yes, you may win in both! - Deadline is April 25th @ 9 PM EST - There will be 2 winners: my pick and Guild's pick (as determined by voting) - Backwings are mandatory
OPTIONAL: I like fox ears and tails. x3
Prizes: 100 million gold to each winner.
Vote: Tie-break round right now! Please vote in the thread poll. Thank you!
The Project NPC Apprentice rules say that I get 5 lines of my choosing, and I've came up with 3 so far. I want to use this chance to promote our guild a little and...well...I'm not above making some inside-jokes that only Alchemists would get.
What I've got so far:
Quote:
"I am why the Mushroom screams." "What do you mean I can only sell these one at a time?!" "Oh, these wings? I made them...out of Blood, Sweat, and Tears."
Let's see what you can come up with!
Rules and Guidelines: - Keep it PG, please! - Keep it subtle! I don't want to be blatantly advertising. - You may enter as many times as you want, and you may win multiple times! If your lines are that good, who am I to keep them from the limelight? - Deadline is April 30th @ 9 PM EST (when the Tektek votes are done) - There will be 2 winners, both my picks.
Prizes: 10 Sand or Slate Boldurs, winner's choice.
Entries:
Piggyzhou:
"So it seems due to recent budget cuts the NPCs are using communal showers... I keep hearing Cresento yelling to Nicolae, 'STOP DROPPING THE SOAP IN FRONT OF ME.'... *Giggles*"
MaclauMo:
"I was told this gig included unlimited access to Gold caches and all I see is gold paint and regular caches..... Waittaminute *stare*"
Okami Ameras:
"Psst. Cresento has a ton of lost alchemy manuscripts in the back of his shop. . ;3" "*cough cough* Sorry for the smoke and soot covering everything. These Philosopher's Stones keep blowing up in my face." "Don't sneeze! Don't Sneeze! Awww. Now I have to sweep up all these Crushed Gemstones." "Jeremy Birdcastle really needs to stop losing his ID's. This is what, the 34th one I've seen so far?" "Where'd all the Gravite... ~looks up~ SONOFA---!!" "I love making Devils cry." "Sorry if it's cold in here. I need to air out the place so the Demon's Sweat doesn't kill us all." "So many feathers!" "~FLASH~ That's the 3rd bottle of sunlight I've knocked over with my wings" "Dark matter... It just moves through stuff. I WAS MISLED!" "Oh? A Customer? I was just upstairs collecting stray feathers from the unicorn's older brother." "This Twinkle Truffle smells really good... must not eat it! Mmm... I wonder how well it would go sauteed with olive oil and Wolf Berry Juice... " "Why do people keep selling me Fails?" "Oh? Excuse me. I'm just cracking open this Geode to see what gems are inside." "I have the Banshee's comb in here somewhere... I really need industrial strength earplugs." "A Minotaur came in here... and just sold me a whole load of Minotaur Horns. WTF?" "What are you doing in the back room? Get out of here! Shoo! The Fae are bathing and if you get caught you're in big trouble!" "I have never seen a fat bat Here is a chunk of bat fat. What has that bat been eating?" "What is this thing? I can't identify it no matter what I do!" "Shiny... Dryad's Tears... Shiny... *o*" "Lace fungus... why do people ALWAYS being it in attached to a chunk of wood!? It's such a pain to get off!" "I prefer Lotus Petals on a lotus flower." "Movemovemovemovemove! I don't want to spill this bottle of Zombie goo on you! @o@;"
Sphyxia:
"Would you like to buy Philosopher Caches in bulk? Me too... me too... "
blackbutler9:
"these wings are big on me" "made them with my guild" "the mushroom said they will help me get them" "ALM guild is good but..." "do these wings make me look fat 0w0?"
xd How did you know I've been sitting here thinking of phrases.... Something shall come to meeeeee mwahahaha
Posted: Thu Apr 17, 2014 10:04 pm
I just added that 3rd line in. I like it a lot more now that I've capitalized the ingredients so that the joke won't fly over as many heads as it did. xD
I should go change the Tektek rules to make wings mandatory so that line makes sense. xP
So it seems due to recent budget cuts the NPCs are using communal showers... I keep hearing Cresento yelling to Nicolae, "STOP DROPPING THE SOAP IN FRONT OF ME."... *Giggles*
Posted: Thu Apr 17, 2014 10:09 pm
MaclauMo
OMG THIS IS AWESOME!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH heartheartheartheartheartheartheartheartheartheart
I'm terrible at making avatars, I like cluttered craziness, and I'm not as witty as piggyzhou but I can't wait what everyone comes up with !!!
SO MUCH FUN! heartheartheartheart
No harm in trying if you ever want to take a whack at it. ^^ I'm excited to see what everyone comes up with too! x3
piggyzhou
I can only think of silly things o.o
Are there maximum characters?
rofl xDDDD I'll ask the Gaia staff if there's a character limit to the dialogue. The official rules didn't say, but I imagine they'd try to keep it short.
OMG THIS IS AWESOME!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH heartheartheartheartheartheartheartheartheartheart
I'm terrible at making avatars, I like cluttered craziness, and I'm not as witty as piggyzhou but I can't wait what everyone comes up with !!!
SO MUCH FUN! heartheartheartheart
No harm in trying if you ever want to take a whack at it. ^^ I'm excited to see what everyone comes up with too! x3
piggyzhou
I can only think of silly things o.o
Are there maximum characters?
Quote:
So it seems due to recent budget cuts the NPCs are using communal showers... I keep hearing Cresento yelling to Nicolae, "STOP DROPPING THE SOAP IN FRONT OF ME."... *Giggles*
rofl xDDDD I'll ask the Gaia staff if there's a character limit to the dialogue. The official rules didn't say, but I imagine they'd try to keep it short.
Oh XDDD Gosh I felt embarassed as soon as I hit submit so I removed it xd!! Guess the cat is out of the bag bahaha.
Posted: Thu Apr 17, 2014 10:13 pm
piggyzhou
roflroflroflroflroflroflroflrofl That was hilarious roflroflroflrofl
Oh XDDD Gosh I felt embarassed as soon as I hit submit so I removed it xd!! Guess the cat is out of the bag bahaha.
xDD
*waves hand like the Jedi mind trick* You did not read anything about soap.
Posted: Thu Apr 17, 2014 10:15 pm
Yami no Sakura
piggyzhou
Oh XDDD Gosh I felt embarassed as soon as I hit submit so I removed it xd!! Guess the cat is out of the bag bahaha.
xDD
*waves hand like the Jedi mind trick* You did not read anything about soap.
MaclauMo
Okay I edited it back in *recomposses self* xd You guys are really boosting my confidence with the positive response! I'll try to think of more D: It usually comes when I'm not thinking XD
It's okay!! I just thought you guys wouldn't like it / give me the side eye XD But I'm getting the exact opposite response so hehe... I don't mind that it's seen or if you use it! ^~^
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