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 Posted: Sat Apr 05, 2014 5:28 pm
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Posted: Sat Apr 05, 2014 7:05 pm
BAMwent off a row of cannon-fire like pyro as Overture 1812 played over the loudspeakers. In came the explosive superstar Boom from the smoke left behind. Boom beat his chest and raised his arms enthusiastically as the crowd cheered. This match is set for one fall. Introducing first is the challenger. The man called...BOOM! Boom slapped his gas mask covered head repeatedly as he roared and hollered. He ran over to the ring steps and moved up them, launching himself over the top rope and climbing the corner. He removed the belt and raised it above his head, chanting "BOOM, BOOM, BOOM, BOOM..." as the crowd chanted with him.
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Posted: Mon Apr 07, 2014 7:14 am
Oh my god Based God!
You could ******** my b***h, Based God!
You swag to the maximum
Swag 100 thousand, 100 trillion! Oh god damn Based God!
The swagtastic sound of Wonton Soup by Lil B hits the arena. The crowd erupts into a chorus of boos for the Swag Master himself, Cartwright. He makes his way to the ring with a Godly swagger. His arms and legs are flying back and forth at great height while he shouts "SWAG!" and "YOLO!" constantly at the fans who are saying horrible things to their champion.
Hopped up in my car (swag!) then I drop my roof
Wet like wonton soup. That's just how I do (swag!)
Then I park my car, then I ******** your b***h
Eat that wonton soup, wet like wonton soup
Announcer: "Introducing his opponent, from the United Kingdom, he is so fly that he makes the girls cry, CAAAAAAARTWRIIIIIIIIIIGHT!"
Cartwright enters the ring. He doesn't look happy as he is no longer the WWE:E Asylum Champion, as he lost the title to Trent on the previous show.
Found a dope man, I ride that b***h like Ace of Spades
Ho don't play that game!
I'm rapping not for the fame
I almost went to jail for like 500 days!
b***h don't give no ********, that's why I ******** her in the ******** you suckers' heads then I ask her what's her name
Based God
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Posted: Mon Apr 07, 2014 2:27 pm
Boom tilted his head as he looked at Cartwright. He just seemed so...silly.... he beat his chest, shouting.
"BOOM! BOOM! BOOM! BOOM!"
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Posted: Sat Apr 12, 2014 3:56 pm
((Soz man! Horrible week!)) Cartwright looks at Boom like he is crazy! Boom?! What does that even mean?! Cartwright asks for a microphone, he can't let this man shout a four letter word at him and get away with it!
Cartwright: "Yo! Don't be booming me homie! I don't like the sound of this booming! It is obs that you is talking about booming me up the botty hole and Cartwright don't swing that way innit?! BOOM?! SCREW BOOM! SWAG! SWAG! SWAG!"
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Posted: Sat Apr 12, 2014 4:40 pm
...Boom did not like being interrupted, and he didn't appreciate Cartwright's comments.
The bell rang, and Boom immediately exploded like a powder keg with his elbow smash.
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Posted: Sat Apr 12, 2014 4:46 pm
WHOMP! Boom's elbow strikes the side of The Swag Master's head, dropping him to the mat and forcing him to roll out of the ring quickly to regain himself. The crowd cheered Boom's strike as the referee begins to count Cartwright out, who holds the side of his head and doesn't look pleased about the current situation at all as he stands outside the ring.
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Posted: Mon Apr 14, 2014 5:35 pm
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Posted: Wed Apr 16, 2014 8:00 pm
Boom looked out at the so called swag master. He then spread his arms.
"BOOM!"
he shouted, the crowd booming along with him.
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Posted: Thu Apr 17, 2014 3:24 pm
Damn it! The crowd love this guy! They shouldn't love this guy! They should love Cartwright because he has so much more swag than Boom! Cartwright jealously shouts out "SWAG!", but the crowd returns with "SUCKS!", how wrong they all are! Cartwright gets fumed, sliding back into the ring and running at Boom with chest kicks!
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Posted: Sat Apr 19, 2014 4:43 pm
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Posted: Sat Apr 19, 2014 4:46 pm
Boom took the first couple of kicks to his chest, grunting. The third kick he caught, attempting to pull Cartwright in for an exploder suplex!
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Posted: Sun Apr 20, 2014 1:07 pm
OH GOD OH GOD! Boom tosses Cartwright over head and down on to the mat with force! Cartwright thrusts his spine up from the mat with his shoulders down, making an arch shape with his body as he holds his back with both hands!
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Posted: Tue Apr 22, 2014 1:13 am
Boom ran to hit the ropes, rebounding towards the fallen cartwright and bounding for a body splash on the self proclaimed swag master.
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Posted: Tue Apr 22, 2014 2:19 pm
The man mountain charges towards the grounded magician of swag as he holds his back in pain! Boom becomes Crush as he flattens the genius of swag with all of his weight, leaving the artist of swag as flat as a pancake on the mat!
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