Evil candy shouldn't exist in this world, but it does.
Evil Candy 40/40 HP Boss auto damage: 5 Boss loot: (On DEFEAT of boss only) Roll 1d4 and match your loot to the results below: 1. 1 card which you can redeem HERE. Remember you can only redeem 5 cards a day max PER character in any battle, dungeon, or quests. 2: 100 EXP 3. An Arpakassu Tea Party minipet which you can claim HERE 4. This card here
The snapdragonflies hadn't been enough. Punchy wanted more to, well, punch. The problem was, he hadn't yet run into anything worthy of fighting in this place. It was all sunshine and rain...
Up ahead, through a break between a teapot and a saucer propped on its side he saw it, a sinister character with a faceted, shiny skin. On closer inspection, he realized it was just a very large piece of candy, but that hardly mattered. It had noticed him too, and it was coming in for the kill.
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Punchy's Battle Stats:
HP: 25/30 BOSS HP REMAINING: 34/40 ATTACK: 2 (+2 March Hare; +2 ability card [1/5]) = 6 ATTACK TARGET: Boss DEFENSE SELF: 0 DEFENSE TARGET: 0 HEALS SELF: 0 HEALS TARGET: 0 LUCK MULTIPLIER: n/a
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My character's username: PunchyMcShutup My character's level: 20 Character's HP: 30/30 Character's Job Class: Gryphon Current Party: Current Guild: Location: Small IC description of character: Punchy is a red-haired, green-eyed, perpetually frowning pirate who nearly always looks like he has better things to do than talk to you. (He doesn't.) His Gryphon-issued eye patch is pushed up onto his forehead because 'screw that one-eyed crap,' and he wears the default color scheme for his class, partly because he doesn't know how to change it and partly because it already looks badass. He also has a second set of translucent pink arms growing out of his back, but when he's not fighting they tend to just wave around and give people the finger. Character journal:x
Even though it went against his first instincts, the boil made a point of healing up before he struck. This weird floating piece of candy was a heavy hitter and he didn't want it messing him up any more than it already had.
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Punchy's Battle Stats:
HP: 28/30 BOSS HP REMAINING: 28/40 ATTACK: 2 (+2 March Hare; +2 ability card [2/5]) = 6 ATTACK TARGET: Boss DEFENSE SELF: 0 DEFENSE TARGET: 0 HEALS SELF: 8 HEALS TARGET: 0 LUCK MULTIPLIER: n/a
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My character's username: PunchyMcShutup My character's level: 20 Character's HP: 30/30 Character's Job Class: Gryphon Current Party: Current Guild: Location: Small IC description of character: Punchy is a red-haired, green-eyed, perpetually frowning pirate who nearly always looks like he has better things to do than talk to you. (He doesn't.) His Gryphon-issued eye patch is pushed up onto his forehead because 'screw that one-eyed crap,' and he wears the default color scheme for his class, partly because he doesn't know how to change it and partly because it already looks badass. He also has a second set of translucent pink arms growing out of his back, but when he's not fighting they tend to just wave around and give people the finger. Character journal:x
When he finally smacked the thing properly, Punchy couldn't help the laughter that erupted from deep within him. The candy flew back through the air, muttering as it went, and Punchy prepared his cards for his next attack.
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Punchy's Battle Stats:
HP: 23/30 BOSS HP REMAINING: 12/40 ATTACK: 8 (+2 March Hare; +6 ability card [3/5]) = 16 ATTACK TARGET: Boss DEFENSE SELF: 0 DEFENSE TARGET: 0 HEALS SELF: 0 HEALS TARGET: 0 LUCK MULTIPLIER: n/a
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My character's username: PunchyMcShutup My character's level: 20 Character's HP: 30/30 Character's Job Class: Gryphon Current Party: Current Guild: Location: Small IC description of character: Punchy is a red-haired, green-eyed, perpetually frowning pirate who nearly always looks like he has better things to do than talk to you. (He doesn't.) His Gryphon-issued eye patch is pushed up onto his forehead because 'screw that one-eyed crap,' and he wears the default color scheme for his class, partly because he doesn't know how to change it and partly because it already looks badass. He also has a second set of translucent pink arms growing out of his back, but when he's not fighting they tend to just wave around and give people the finger. Character journal:x
This time, he healed by mistake. He might have raged harder had he and his hare not gotten in a decent set of punches as well.
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HP: 25/30 BOSS HP REMAINING: 4/40 ATTACK: 4 (+2 March Hare; +2 ability card [4/5]) = 8 ATTACK TARGET: Boss DEFENSE SELF: 0 DEFENSE TARGET: 0 HEALS SELF: 7 HEALS TARGET: 0 LUCK MULTIPLIER: n/a
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My character's username: PunchyMcShutup My character's level: 20 Character's HP: 30/30 Character's Job Class: Gryphon Current Party: Current Guild: Location: Small IC description of character: Punchy is a red-haired, green-eyed, perpetually frowning pirate who nearly always looks like he has better things to do than talk to you. (He doesn't.) His Gryphon-issued eye patch is pushed up onto his forehead because 'screw that one-eyed crap,' and he wears the default color scheme for his class, partly because he doesn't know how to change it and partly because it already looks badass. He also has a second set of translucent pink arms growing out of his back, but when he's not fighting they tend to just wave around and give people the finger. Character journal:x
Unable to tell whether or not the thing was tired, Punchy set up a bit of a shield before hitting again.
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Punchy's Battle Stats:
HP: 20/30 BOSS HP REMAINING: -8/40 ATTACK: 6 (+2 March Hare; +4 ability card [5/5]) = 12 ATTACK TARGET: Boss DEFENSE SELF: 4 DEFENSE TARGET: 0 HEALS SELF: 0 HEALS TARGET: 0 LUCK MULTIPLIER: n/a
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My character's username: PunchyMcShutup My character's level: 20 Character's HP: 30/30 Character's Job Class: Gryphon Current Party: Current Guild: Location: Small IC description of character: Punchy is a red-haired, green-eyed, perpetually frowning pirate who nearly always looks like he has better things to do than talk to you. (He doesn't.) His Gryphon-issued eye patch is pushed up onto his forehead because 'screw that one-eyed crap,' and he wears the default color scheme for his class, partly because he doesn't know how to change it and partly because it already looks badass. He also has a second set of translucent pink arms growing out of his back, but when he's not fighting they tend to just wave around and give people the finger. Character journal:x
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Posted: Thu Mar 27, 2014 8:56 pm
But the candy was finished. Its wrapper slid off as it hit the ground, which might have been embarrassing had Punchy not been distracted by the satisfaction of winning.
My character's username: PunchyMcShutup 