Evil cookies are the worst! They are all bite and no crunch!
Evil Cookie 50/50 HP Boss auto damage: 5 Boss loot: (On DEFEAT of boss only) Roll 1d4 and match your loot to the results below: 1. 1 card which you can redeem HERE. Remember you can only redeem 5 cards a day max PER character in any battle, dungeon, or quests. 2: 200 EXP 3. An Arpakassu Tea Party minipet which you can claim HERE 4. This card here
First cheesecakes and now cookies! Normally, she could eat... a lot, but after this she might have to swear off sweets for good!
She had managed to find a hunting buddy for now who seemed to be able to calm her nerves and keep her occupied for now instead of worrying about the crazy crap she had encountered lately. As soon as she saw the cookie coming toward her, she lifted her hat and nodded to SCIENCE as she flexed her claws and ran in for a rush.
"Dont ******** up!" she yelled at SCIENCE, teasing.
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MY CARDS:
[ My Main Deck ]:
gaia_crown[ ZombieKitten's STATS ]
HP: 25 BOSS HP REMAINING: 42 ATTACK: 8 ATTACK TARGET: Boss DEFENSE SELF: 7 DEFENSE TARGET: 0 HEALS SELF: 0 HEALS TARGET: 0 LUCK MULTIPLIER: 1 on none
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My character's username: ZombieKitten My character's level: 12 Character's HP: 30 Current party: - Current Guild: - Location: Tulgey Woods Small IC description of character:Zombie stands about 5'3, a short build but muscled and stocky. Her one uncovered eye glows faintly with a black slit down the middle like that of a feline or dragon. Her clothing is that of the 'Gryphon', and at most the look on her face is that which would be quite unapproachable. The broad rimmed hat she wears, easily hides her face.
"Fight well, comrade!" SCIENCE yelled back. In a whirl of tattered coat, she followed in behind Kitten and scored a palpable hit to the cookie. As she retreated, she snagged a chocolate chip, and took a satisfied bite.
Edible opponents were the best.
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MY CARDS:
gaia_crown[ SCIENCE's STATS ]
HP: 25 BOSS HP REMAINING: 27 ATTACK: 15 ATTACK TARGET: Boss DEFENSE SELF: 0 DEFENSE TARGET: 0 HEALS SELF: 0 HEALS TARGET: 0 LUCK MULTIPLIER: 3 on roll2
She had never fought with SCIENCE before but watching her take a chunk out of the cookie... literally... and then eat it... she had to pause. She remained a couple feet away just watching the one eyed girl attack with such fury. Her head tilted to the side a little bit and she had to keep her mouth from hanging open.
'What is WRONG with you!' Though there was nothing really at all, she just didnt know what else to say.
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MY CARDS:
[ My Main Deck ]:
gaia_crown[ ZombieKitten's STATS ]
HP: 25 BOSS HP REMAINING: 20 ATTACK: 7 ATTACK TARGET: Boss DEFENSE SELF: 7 DEFENSE TARGET: 0 HEALS SELF: 0 HEALS TARGET: 0 LUCK MULTIPLIER: 1 on none
"Wron wif me?" SCIENCE tried to repeat, mouth full of chocolate. She held the rest of the chip out to Kitten. "Wan som?"
The monster was a pretty good fighter, for a cookie. It managed to score another solid hit on SCIENCE as she wiped the chocolate from her mouth and moved in once more. She managed a small hit this time, and decided to fall back and focus on support. She healed Kitten for a little health, and set herself a stronger defense.
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MY CARDS:
gaia_crown[ SCIENCE's STATS ]
HP: 20 BOSS HP REMAINING: 18 ATTACK: 2 ATTACK TARGET: Boss DEFENSE SELF: 3 DEFENSE TARGET: 0 HEALS SELF: 0 HEALS TARGET: 2 LUCK MULTIPLIER: 1 on none
Now she actually had to WORK at keeping up, and here things had been rather simple up to this point! This little girl was making her look like a stuffed animal, and EATING the enemy! How horrible could you get?! Shaking her head she turned her attention back to the cookie and took out a chunk herself, for a moment, she looked at the piece in her hand, ears moving in thought before shaking her head.
'How can you eat this?!' she then looked over to the offered piece, eyes wide before she carefully took her own bite... 'wtf is wrong with *me* now...'
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MY CARDS:
[ My Main Deck ]:
gaia_crown[ ZombieKitten's STATS ]
HP: 27 BOSS HP REMAINING: 7 ATTACK: 11 ATTACK TARGET: Boss DEFENSE SELF: 3 DEFENSE TARGET: 0 HEALS SELF: 0 HEALS TARGET: 0 LUCK MULTIPLIER: 2 on roll1
"It's good!" SCIENCE enthused, watching as Kitten took a bite. "My family eats what we fight all the time! In this world, it's a bit more like bonus loot, though."
The cookie wasn't looking too good, now. It was literally on its last leg. The other one had crumbled. Somehow, though, it managed to dodge her next two attacks, hopping just out of reach. Stymied, SCIENCE fell back, and decided to heal herself up a bit.
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MY CARDS:
gaia_crown[ SCIENCE's STATS ]
HP: 22 BOSS HP REMAINING: 7 ATTACK: 0 ATTACK TARGET: Boss DEFENSE SELF: 0 DEFENSE TARGET: 0 HEALS SELF: 4 HEALS TARGET: 0 LUCK MULTIPLIER: 1 on none
She wasnt sure if she liked the taste of the cookie, but seeing SCIENCE miss the heavily damaged cookie reminded her they were in a battle. She shoved the rest of the cookie in her mouth and lashed at the mob coming after them, watching it crumble to the ground. "Stfay!" she commanded it with a full mouth before reaching down to help SCIENCE up from her heal.
"Yowf effin infane" she motioned to SCIENCE before munching her bite down.
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MY CARDS:
[ My Main Deck ]:
gaia_crown[ ZombieKitten's STATS ]
HP: 27 BOSS HP REMAINING: -1 ATTACK: 8 ATTACK TARGET: Boss DEFENSE SELF: 3 DEFENSE TARGET: 0 HEALS SELF: 3 HEALS TARGET: 0 LUCK MULTIPLIER: 1 on none
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Ktns rolled 1 4-sided dice:
3Total: 3 (1-4)
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Posted: Tue Mar 25, 2014 5:40 pm
LEWT~
Zee Oddwyn rolled 1 4-sided dice:
3Total: 3 (1-4)
Posted: Tue Mar 25, 2014 5:43 pm
"Hank 'ou" SCIENCE said, gladly bouncing up with Kittens' help. She'd found another bit of cookie, and was happily chomping on it. She ran over to the remains of the monster, and rummaged in it for some real loot.
