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 Posted: Mon Mar 24, 2014 10:59 pm
 Evil cookies are the worst! They are all bite and no crunch! 5 Boss loot: (On DEFEAT of boss only) Roll 1d4 and match your loot to the results below: 1. 1 card which you can redeem HERE. Remember you can only redeem 5 cards a day max PER character in any battle, dungeon, or quests. 2: 200 EXP 3. An Arpakassu Tea Party minipet which you can claim HERE4. This card here
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Rathurue rolled 3 10-sided dice:
2, 7, 3
Total: 12 (3-30)
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Posted: Mon Mar 24, 2014 11:01 pm
As Borg walks away from that tea party table... THUD. A dull sound, like something heavy hitting the ground is heard. Oh, I suppose I should warn you. The encounter spell should not be used if there's more than one object in the range of the spell. Otherwise-With a loud SPLAT, the ground beside Borg got CREAMED. You'll end up summoning more than 1 mobs. explained the Card. "Y U NO SAY EARLIER!?" Making the TriDice appeared on the air, he tossed it into his hat- And pulled out a set of cake eating utensils. "So can you eat the cake, again?" Said him, seeing the March Hare seeming ready to get a Viking outta the mob. You can. After all this is Wonderland."I really, REALLY, have to meet this game's maker. And give him a punch to the face." One slice (yes, one slice subtracted from the cake) later, the monster cake is cowering out of sight of fresh cream around Borg's mouth. Borg sliced the cake for 6 damage! Receive 4HP penalty from messy eating! Recovered 4HP from eating cake! 1 HP penalty for DIABEETUS!Less he commented, the longer the sanity will remain in him, Borg noted. OOC Deck: gaia_crown [ Borg's STATS ]HP: (30 - 5)+ 4= 29! BOSS HP REMAINING: 60 - 6 = 54! ATTACK: (4)+2(mini) = 6! ATTACK TARGET: Boss DEFENSE SELF: 3 Next! DEFENSE TARGET: 0 HEALS SELF: 4! HEALS TARGET: 0 LUCK MULTIPLIER: 0
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Rathurue rolled 3 10-sided dice:
3, 3, 1
Total: 7 (3-30)
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Posted: Mon Mar 24, 2014 11:03 pm
The next TriDice roll awarded him with... A can of anti-stick with a note posted on it: IMPERVIOUS TO STAIN. He applied it to his body, after wiping the cream from his mouth with the napkin provided from the roll before. The cake is still traumatized... OOC Deck: gaia_crown [ Borg's STATS ]HP: 29 - (5 - 3) = 27! BOSS HP REMAINING: 54 - 2 = 52! ATTACK: (0)+2(mini) = 2! ATTACK TARGET: Boss DEFENSE SELF: 9Next ! DEFENSE TARGET: 0 HEALS SELF: 0 HEALS TARGET: 0 LUCK MULTIPLIER: 0
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Rathurue rolled 3 10-sided dice:
1, 2, 9
Total: 12 (3-30)
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Posted: Mon Mar 24, 2014 11:08 pm
His avatar was gleaming white of invincibility. The cake took one step back, shivering. "IMMA EAT YAAAAA *NOM*" And he did. Borg pounced the poor Cake and took a rather small chunk outta it. He retreated afterwards, full of content that his clothes was clean as a whistle--- "Wait, the spray's effect is just for one turn only???" I thought you know that?"NO I DIDN'T!!!" By the way, the March Hare is secretly nibbling the cake from behind, in case you're wondering where it is. OOC Deck: gaia_crown [ Borg's STATS ]HP: 27 - (5 - 9) + 4 = 30 LOL BOSS HP REMAINING: 52 - 4 = 48! ATTACK: (2*1)+2(mini) = 4! ATTACK TARGET: Boss DEFENSE SELF: 0 DEFENSE TARGET: 0 HEALS SELF: 4! HEALS TARGET: 0 LUCK MULTIPLIER: 2!
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Rathurue rolled 3 10-sided dice:
8, 2, 1
Total: 11 (3-30)
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Posted: Mon Mar 24, 2014 11:12 pm
"Another question. If I recovered HP by eating the Cake, can it outweigh the Messy Penalty?" You won't be able to do that, because it would be unfair to the Cakes."Aaaaand I'm getting familiar with the insane rules." What, isn't that a good thing?After a few chomps (and getting 5HP penalty for being messy, yet regained 4HP from eating the Cake) Borg and March Hare opened another hole in the Cake's body. OOC Deck: gaia_crown [ Borg's STATS ]HP: (30 - 5) + 4 = 29! BOSS HP REMAINING: 48 - 10 = 38! ATTACK: (4*2)+2(mini) = 10! ATTACK TARGET: Boss DEFENSE SELF: 0 DEFENSE TARGET: 0 HEALS SELF: 4! HEALS TARGET: 0 LUCK MULTIPLIER: 2!
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Rathurue rolled 3 10-sided dice:
3, 10, 1
Total: 14 (3-30)
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Posted: Mon Mar 24, 2014 11:14 pm
"Urp. My stomach is not feeling very well." That's what you get for over-eating sweet stuff."Didn't you get another specialized stomach for sweets here?" What are you talking about. That doesn't makes sense."Why am I getting a bad feeling that I has become too familiar with this?" The LootDie gave him a handkerchief, which is not very helping. OOC Deck: gaia_crown [ Borg's STATS ]HP: 29 - 5 = 24! BOSS HP REMAINING: 38 - 2 = 36! ATTACK: (0)+2(mini) = 2! ATTACK TARGET: Boss DEFENSE SELF: 4Next ! DEFENSE TARGET: 0 HEALS SELF: 0 HEALS TARGET: 0 LUCK MULTIPLIER: 2!
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Rathurue rolled 3 10-sided dice:
6, 1, 3
Total: 10 (3-30)
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Posted: Mon Mar 24, 2014 11:16 pm
-less than what he expected, the handkerchief comes in handy in catching a blob of cream shot to his direction (which gave him 1 HP penalty still). His TriDice doesn't seem to cooperate, since this time it gave him... -a giant tray. Facepalm. OOC Deck: gaia_crown [ Borg's STATS ]HP: 24 - (5 - 4) = 23! BOSS HP REMAINING: 36 - 2 = 34! ATTACK: (0)+2(mini) = 2! ATTACK TARGET: Boss DEFENSE SELF: 8! DEFENSE TARGET: 0 HEALS SELF: 0 HEALS TARGET: 0 LUCK MULTIPLIER: 2!
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Rathurue rolled 3 10-sided dice:
4, 4, 8
Total: 16 (3-30)
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Posted: Mon Mar 24, 2014 11:22 pm
Putting the giant tray between him and the cake, he tossed the TriDice again into his hat--- And drew a frosting scooper. -of which he used to ate the cream sticking on the tray. That does more psychological damage than expected, combined with the March Hare suddenly appearing from inside of its' body (Imagine Alien LOL). OOC Deck: gaia_crown [ Borg's STATS ]HP: 24 - (5 - 8 ) = 27??? otherwise 24 + 4 = 28!? BOSS HP REMAINING: 34 - 6 = 28! ATTACK: (4)+2(mini) = 6! ATTACK TARGET: Boss DEFENSE SELF: 0 DEFENSE TARGET: 0 HEALS SELF: 4 HEALS TARGET: 0 LUCK MULTIPLIER: 0
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Rathurue rolled 3 10-sided dice:
5, 8, 10
Total: 23 (3-30)
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Posted: Mon Mar 24, 2014 11:24 pm
Another TriDice roll. A giant fork. "Yeeep." Using that as lance, he stabbed it deep into the cake's body and twisted. "By the way, I noticed that you have stopped doing commentary for a while." Player Cards only gives commentary to Players that haven't understand fully what it meant to be in Wonderland. You, on the other hand has accepted the Insanity."So in other words-" You are accepting what a Mad Hatter is: Insane. And that is a good thing."I REALLY doubt that." OOC Deck: gaia_crown [ Borg's STATS ]HP: 27/28 - 5 = 22/23! BOSS HP REMAINING: 28 - 9 = 19! ATTACK: (3+4)+2(mini) = 9! ATTACK TARGET: Boss DEFENSE SELF: 0 DEFENSE TARGET: 0 HEALS SELF: 0 HEALS TARGET: 0 LUCK MULTIPLIER: 0
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Rathurue rolled 3 10-sided dice:
8, 4, 8
Total: 20 (3-30)
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Posted: Mon Mar 24, 2014 11:27 pm
But you see...Insanity is not always a bad thing.The Card commented to him while he did another TriDice thingie. Simply put- "To be insane is to disregard the laws obeyed by many and create your own?" I can't put it better.He drew out a FROSTING CANNON from underneath his hat. And he doesn't get bothered by it. Why bother? To be flexible. To be unpredictable. To be free. That is the essence- "-of being a Mad Hatter." He CREAMPIED the Cake, making it doubting its own existence: is it a cake or under-creamed Pie? And boy that feels fulfilling. Please do not rehearsal your maniacal laugh right here.Oops. Almost. OOC Deck: gaia_crown [ Borg's STATS ]HP: (22/23 - 5) + 2 = 19/20! BOSS HP REMAINING: 19 - 10 = 9! ATTACK: (4 + 4)+2(mini) = 10! ATTACK TARGET: Boss DEFENSE SELF: 0 DEFENSE TARGET: 0 HEALS SELF: 2! HEALS TARGET: 0 LUCK MULTIPLIER: 0
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Rathurue rolled 3 10-sided dice:
2, 10, 8
Total: 20 (3-30)
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Posted: Mon Mar 24, 2014 11:34 pm
To be free from the bounds of rules. The TriDice again appeared on front of him. But instead of putting them into the hat as before, he simply grasped all three into his hand, and blew into it. "No tricks." As he opened his hand, two items are there: A small 'Drink Me' bottle and petrol bomb. "Yep. This is insane." As the Cake getting overcooked by the heat, Borg's grin only grow wider and wider. Warning. Mental stability compromised.OOC Deck: gaia_crown [ Borg's STATS ]HP: (22/20 - 5) + 4 = 18/19! BOSS HP REMAINING: 9 - 6 = 3! ATTACK: (4)+2(mini) = 6! ATTACK TARGET: Boss DEFENSE SELF: 0 DEFENSE TARGET: 0 HEALS SELF: 4! HEALS TARGET: 0 LUCK MULTIPLIER: 0
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Rathurue rolled 3 10-sided dice:
5, 10, 2
Total: 17 (3-30)
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Posted: Mon Mar 24, 2014 11:36 pm
That warning snapped him out from his trance-like state, back into the tsukkomi-ing Rei. "Almost." He sighed, pulling out a compact fire extinguisher from his hat and doused the Cake. Well, there's nothing left from it, anyway. Else than the slightly-afro-ed March Hare. And that was the end for the Cake. OOC Deck: gaia_crown [ Borg's STATS ]HP: (21/19 - 5) + 4 = 17/18! BOSS HP REMAINING: 3 - 5 = DEAD!ATTACK: (3)+2(mini) = 5! ATTACK TARGET: Boss DEFENSE SELF: 0 DEFENSE TARGET: 0 HEALS SELF: 4! HEALS TARGET: 0 LUCK MULTIPLIER: 0
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Rathurue rolled 1 4-sided dice:
3
Total: 3 (1-4)
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Posted: Mon Mar 24, 2014 11:37 pm
The LootDie turned into a small box, of which he suspected to be a living thing...
-and HOW in the heck he can assume that?
"Okay, my mind has been officially broken by this game."
*Borg exits, lamenting the loss of his sanity.*
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