Name Geoffrey Kerkman
Height: 5'9
Weight: 215lb
Appearance:

Entrance music: '
Generic Rock Song' by T.O.M.B
Finisher: Botch DDT
A DDT that ironically hurts Geoffery more than his opponent because he lands on his back too hard, the bewildered opponent in a confused state doesn't notice Geoffrey draping his arm (in pain) on their shoulder until it's too late. Geoffrey is a wannabe wrestler that often botches his own moves, because he despite studying moves of various on the TV and going 'I can totally do that'
he had never practiced them, and thus often times harms himself.
Having virtually no stamina as his only means of exercise is practicing MMA and wrestling moves on stuffed animals, and playing guitar hero.
Geoffrey believes himself to be tougher than he actually is, he also believes he can be a Rock star because he got a semi-decent score in Guitar Hero years and years ago.
Despite wanting to use popular music them songs like 'Cult of Personality' or something by Metallica, the federations he 'trains' in informed him he gets a 'Generic Rock theme' until he can win a match...
Geoffrey is arrogant towards the fan, and has entitlement issues, everything about him screams douche.
However the fans have opted to ignore him as even the most ignorant of children realize that he's known as 'That guy who always loses'
Often times people only by his merchandise to use as toilet paper, or to make youtube videos about his merchandise being pissed on, destroyed, cut up and other humiliating actions towards him.