The Teacher: Andrew Xavier
Course Description: This class is designed specifically for the casual and aspiring musicians of the future. This class is also open to anyone. No prior musical experience is required. It is recommended for students to have an open mind and heart, but if this is not the case, it will be my duty to make this so. Take care not to use foul language or I will teach you a lesson you will never forget.
That was a joke, of course.
EDIT as of 2/14/2016:
Blackboard has teacher's name and phone number. Feel free to "call" me (via quoting). The teacher ain't dead yet.