By seru_ame

4 cups chopped rhubarb
1 1/3 cups white sugar
6 tablespoons all-purpose flour
1 tablespoon butter
1 recipe pastry for a 9 inch double crust pie
Preheat oven to 450 degrees F (230 degrees C).
Combine sugar and flour. Sprinkle 1/4 of it over pastry in pie plate. Heap rhubarb over this mixture. Sprinkle with remaining sugar and flour. Dot with small pieces of butter. Cover with top crust.
Place pie on lowest rack in oven. Bake for 15 minutes. Reduce oven temperature to 350 degrees F (175 degrees C), and continue baking for 40 to 45 minutes. Serve warm or cold.
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To: seru_ame
From: Self-love is good.
Preference: Phoenix, Rejam, End, Patmos, Blue, Abbacus
From: Self-love is good.
Preference: Phoenix, Rejam, End, Patmos, Blue, Abbacus
By Chrystali
Chocolate Ghost Pie

This is not my image, but this is what it would look like!
1/2 c cocoa powder
1 1/4 c sugar
1/3 c cornstarch
1/4 tsp salt
3 cups milk
3 tbsp butter
1 1/2 tsp vanilla
1 pie crust (pre-baked or homemade, up to you!)
1. Combine cocoa, sugar, salt and cornstarch in a medium saucepan.
2. Gradually add milk, stirring until smooth.
3. Cook over medium heat, stirring constantly until mixture boils.
4. Boil 1 minute, then remove from heat.
5. Blend in butter and vanilla.
6. Pour into the prepared pie crust.
7. Carefully press plastic wrap directly on to filling.
8. Refrigerate for at least 3-4 hours before serving.
Additionally, I like to add some cool whip on top (for the Ghost in the name), but it's not necessary! The pie is perfectly sweet and not too rich, so eating a slice isn't too hard after a full meal.
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To: Ruriska
From: a chrysmas spirit
Preference: abbacus/blue/ende/patmos/phoenix/rejam
From: a chrysmas spirit
Preference: abbacus/blue/ende/patmos/phoenix/rejam
By dbz2010

Moo-Less Chocolate Pie
Ingredients
13 ounces semisweet chocolate chips
1/3 cup coffee liqueur
1 teaspoon vanilla extract
1 pound silken tofu, drained
1 tablespoon honey
1 (9-inch) prepared chocolate wafer crust, recipe follows
Directions
Place enough water in the bottom of a 4-quart saucepan to come 1 inch up the sides. Bring to a simmer over medium heat.
Melt the chocolate chips with the liqueur and vanilla in a medium metal bowl set over the simmering water, stirring often with a rubber or silicone spatula. Combine the tofu, chocolate mixture and honey in a blender or food processor and spin until smooth, about 1 minute. Pour the filling into the crust and refrigerate for 2 hours, or until the filling sets firm.
Chocolate Wafer Crust:
6 1/2 ounces chocolate wafer cookies
1 tablespoon sugar
3 ounces unsalted butter, melted and slightly cooled
Preheat the oven to 350 degrees F.
Spin the cookies and sugar in a food processor until fine crumbs. Then drizzle in the butter, pulsing to combine. Press this mixture firmly and evenly into the bottom, up the sides and just over the lip of a 9-inch metal pie pan.
Bake on the middle rack of the oven until crust is set and appears dry, 18 to 20 minutes. Remove from the oven and cool completely, about 1 hour.
Read more at: http://www.foodnetwork.com/recipes/alton-brown/moo-less-chocolate-pie-recipe/index.html?oc=linkback
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To: dbz2010
From: self
Preference: abbacus/blue/ende/patmos/phoenix/rejam
From: self
Preference: abbacus/blue/ende/patmos/phoenix/rejam
By Tiarana

Chocolate Eggnog Swirl Pie [source]
I dunno if this is quite my mom's recipe, but she makes something similar to this every year and it is freakin' delicious. 0u0
Ingredients
1 cup of all-purpose flour
3/4 cup of finely chopped nuts
1/4 cup of packed brown sugar
1 ounce of semisweet chocolate, grated
1/3 cup of butter, melted
1 envelope of unflavored gelatin
1/4 cup of cold water
1/2 cup of granulated sugar
2 tablespoons of cornstarch
2 cups of dairy or canned eggnog
1 1/2 ounces of semisweet chocolate, melted
2 tablespoons of rum or 1/2 teaspoon rum extract
1 cup of whipping cream, whipped
Grated fresh nutmeg (optional)
Directions
- Preheat oven to 350 degrees F. In a medium bowl, combine flour, nuts, brown sugar, and grated chocolate. Stir in melted butter. Press mixture onto the bottom and up the side of a deep-dish 9- or 10-inch pie pan or plate. Bake for 12 minutes. Cool on a wire rack.
In a small bowl, stir gelatin into the cold water; set aside. In a medium saucepan, combine granulated sugar and cornstarch. Stir in eggnog. Cook and stir until thickened and bubbly. Cook and stir for 2 minutes more. Stir in gelatin mixture until dissolved.
Divide filling into two equal portions. To one portion, add melted chocolate; mix well. To the other portion, add rum; mix well. Cover surfaces of both fillings with plastic wrap; cool for 2 hours.
Fold whipped cream into the rum filling; spoon into crust. Top with the chocolate filling. Using a table knife or narrow metal spatula, gently swirl the chocolate filling into the rum filling to marble. Chill for 4 to 24 hours. If desired, sprinkle lightly with grated nutmeg. Makes 8 servings.
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From: mysterious benefactor
Preference: blue/rejam/ende/abby/patmos/phoe
From: mysterious benefactor
Preference: blue/rejam/ende/abby/patmos/phoe
By fluorescein

Hi. I like to make pie and eat. Most importantly, eat. I often use a galette dough because my pie dish gets used for everything else but pie (soaking beans, harvesting microgreens, making sandcastles). Imagine all things glittery and unicorns coming together in a galactic union of awesomeness and cute baby seals. This recipe is that amazing. It's easy to make and requires few ingredients. Here it is made with this summer's freshly plucked blackberries (my photo- I'm pretty sure everyone by now knows what my bathroom and dining tables look like):
Galette Dough
yield = Two 9-inch tarts
2½ cups all-purpose flour
2 T. sugar
½ tsp. table salt
16 T. unsalted butter
½ C. + 2 T. ice water
Whisk flour, sugar and salt together. Cut butter into flour and using the back of a fork or a pastry cutter, incorporate butter into flour mixture until butter is in small pieces. Add ice water and continue to stir with fork until mixture comes together to form a mass. Add more ice water if necessary, one tablespoon at a time. Gently form mass into a ball and divide into two equal pieces. Shape each piece into a ball, wrap in plastic wrap and chill until ready to use.
Finishing the pie:
1½ lbs. of fruits (apples, pears, peaches, pluots, nectarines, berries and plums work well)
1 T. butter, melted
1 T. sugar
cinnamon (if using apple)- or-
lemon juice (if using any fruit beside apple)
2 T brown sugar
parchment paper
dough
vanilla ice cream (hey, my cholesterol levels are low, let me live a little)
1. On a lightly floured work surface, roll one disk out approximately into an 11-inch circle, using flour as needed to prevent sticking. Line a rimless cookie sheet (or upside-down jelly roll pan) with parchment paper. Transfer dough to parchment paper and chill for 10 minutes in the refrigerator.
2. Cut the fruit into ½-inch thick slices. Mix in a bowl with either cinnamon or lemon, and the brown sugar. Let it macerate for a while. Arrange the fruit in concentric circles over the dough
3. Preheat the oven to 400ºF. Finish the tart by folding the exposed border over the tart on itself, crimping to make a folded-over border. Chill tart again in the refrigerator for 10 minutes. Brush dough with butter and sprinkle sugar over entire tart. Place in the oven for 35-45 minutes or until crust is golden. Let cool for five minutes on tray then slide parchment paper and tart onto a cooling rack. Let cool another 20 minutes before slicing.
Serve with vanilla ice cream.
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To: anemosagkelos
From: fluo
Preference:rejam/ende/blue/phoenix/abby/patmos
From: fluo
Preference:rejam/ende/blue/phoenix/abby/patmos
By Xerianthe
Here's an apple pie recipe - only kind of pie I like xD Not the family recipe, since that would take forEVER to find. It's Betty Crocker~

Scrumptious Apple Pie
Prep Time 45 min
Total Time 2 hr 20 min
Servings 8
Ingredients
Pastry
2 cups Gold Medal® all-purpose flour
1 teaspoon salt
2/3 cup plus 2 tablespoons shortening
4 to 6 tablespoons cold water
Filling
1/3 to 1/2 cup sugar
1/4 cup Gold Medal® all-purpose flour
1/2 teaspoon ground cinnamon
1/2 teaspoon ground nutmeg
1/8 teaspoon salt
8 cups thinly sliced peeled tart apples (8 medium)
2 tablespoons butter or margarine
Directions
1 In medium bowl, mix 2 cups flour and 1 teaspoon salt. Cut in shortening, using pastry blender (or pulling 2 table knives through ingredients in opposite directions), until particles are size of small peas. Sprinkle with cold water, 1 tablespoon at a time, tossing with fork until all flour is moistened and pastry almost cleans side of bowl (1 to 2 teaspoons more water can be added if necessary).
2 Gather pastry into a ball. Divide in half; shape into 2 flattened rounds on lightly floured surface. Wrap in plastic wrap; refrigerate about 45 minutes or until dough is firm and cold, yet pliable. This allows the shortening to become slightly firm, which helps make the baked pastry more flaky. If refrigerated longer, let pastry soften slightly before rolling.
3 Heat oven to 425°F. With floured rolling pin, roll one pastry round into round 2 inches larger than upside-down 9-inch glass pie plate. Fold pastry into fourths; place in pie plate. Unfold and ease into plate, pressing firmly against bottom and side.
4 In large bowl, mix sugar, 1/4 cup flour, the cinnamon, nutmeg and 1/8 teaspoon salt. Stir in apples until well mixed. Spoon into pastry-lined pie plate. Cut butter into small pieces; sprinkle over filling. Trim overhanging edge of pastry 1/2 inch from rim of plate.
5 Roll other round of pastry into 10-inch round. Fold into fourths and cut slits so steam can escape. Unfold top pastry over filling; trim overhanging edge 1 inch from rim of plate. Fold and roll top edge under lower edge, pressing on rim to seal; flute as desired. Cover edge with 2- to 3-inch strip of foil to prevent excessive browning.
6 Bake 40 to 50 minutes or until crust is brown and juice begins to bubble through slits in crust, removing foil for last 15 minutes of baking. Serve warm if desired.
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To: Xerianthe
From: pie monster
Preference: phoenix/blue/abbacus/rejam/ende/patmos
From: pie monster
Preference: phoenix/blue/abbacus/rejam/ende/patmos
By Strawberri Stardust
Peanut Butter Pie (AKA Goober Pie!)


I love this pie so much, and it's so easy to make! I've made it twice in the last two weeks, the most recent being last night, and the above pictures are mine :3
1 package Cream Cheese (the normal sized ones, I think they're 8oz?)
1 cup Peanut Butter
1 cup Powdered Sugar
1 tub (8oz) Cool Whip (or similar store brand)
Cream cheese and cool whip should be room temperature or near it and soft, not frozen. I prefer creamy peanut butter, but you can use crunchy if you like.
Mix the cream cheese and sugar until smooth. Add in peanut butter. Add in whip cream. Scoop into pie crust and refrigerate for about an hour or so, until it's set.
You can buy a pie crust or make your own. Some people use Oreo crusts, but I prefer graham cracker crusts. Wal-mart sells boxes of graham cracker crumbs if you can't/don't want to make your own.
The pie crust is easy.
1 1/4 Graham Cracker Crumbs
1/3 cup Butter
1/4 cup Sugar (or more, I like mine sweeter so I tend to add a bit more)
Blend graham cracker crumbs and sugar. Pour in melted butter, and mix until everything's moist. Press into your pie pan and refrigerate for about an hour before filling it.
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To: Amizade
From: santa berri <3
Preference: abbacus/blue/ende/patmos/phoenix/rejam (or whoever wants to grab it, I'm not picky you're all awesome <333)
From: santa berri <3
Preference: abbacus/blue/ende/patmos/phoenix/rejam (or whoever wants to grab it, I'm not picky you're all awesome <333)
By Lady Aria Starstone

1 (6 ounce) chocolate sandwich cookie crumb crust (such as an OREO® crust)
1 quart coffee ice cream
1 (12 ounce) package miniature chocolate chips
1 (12 ounce) jar hot fudge topping
1/2 (18 ounce) package crushed chocolate sandwich cookies, divided
1 (8 ounce) container frozen whipped topping, thawed
3/4 cup chocolate syrup
Directions
1. Freeze the crust until firm, about 30 minutes. Place half the coffee ice cream into a bowl, and let it stand about 10 minutes to soften. Return remaining ice cream to the freezer. Mix softened ice cream with the mini chocolate chips. Spread the ice cream and chips in an even layer over the frozen crust. Cover with plastic wrap, and freeze for 2 hours.
2. Heat the topping in the microwave on low until warm and easy to pour, 30 seconds to 1 minute (do not let the sauce get very hot). Pour into a bowl. Set aside 2 tablespoons cookie crumbs for garnish; stir remaining cookie crumbs into the fudge topping. Remove the pie from the freezer, and layer the cookie crumbs and fudge topping mixture over the ice cream with chips. Cover with plastic wrap, and return to freezer for 2 hours.
3. Take the remaining frozen coffee ice cream out of the freezer, and allow to stand for about 10 minutes to soften. Layer the ice cream over the layer of cookie crumbs and fudge topping. Cover with plastic wrap, and return to freezer for 2 more hours.
4. Remove pie, and frost the top of the pie with the whipped topping. Top with the reserved cookie crumbs. Cover with plastic wrap, and return to freezer for 2 more hours to freeze the whipped topping layer. Cut the pie into serving pieces, and drizzle each serving with about 1 tablespoon of the chocolate syrup.
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To: Lady Aria Starstone
From: not you nooo
Preference: ende, blue, abbacus, rejam, phoenix, patmos
From: not you nooo
Preference: ende, blue, abbacus, rejam, phoenix, patmos
By anemosagkelos

Makes: Two 10-inch pies
For the pie:
1/4 c. unsalted butter, melted
1 recipe Oat Cookie (recipe follows)
1 tbsp. light brown sugar, packed
1/4 tsp. kosher salt
1 recipe Crack Pie Filling (recipe follows)
confectioners’ sugar for dusting
For the Oat Cookie:
1/2 c. unsalted butter, softened
1/3 c. light brown sugar, packed
3 tbsp. white sugar, granulated
1 large egg yolk
1/2 c. all-purpose flour
1 c. old-fashioned rolled oats
1/8 tsp. baking powder
pinch baking soda
1/2 tsp. kosher salt
For the Crack Pie Filling:
1 c. unsalted butter, melted
1 1/2 c. white sugar, granulated
3/4 c. light brown sugar, packed
1 1/2 tsp. kosher salt
1/4 c. corn powder (corn powder is defined as freeze-dried corn, ground to a fine powder)
1/4 c. milk powder
3/4 c. heavy cream
1/2 tsp. vanilla extract
8 large egg yolks
To prepare the Oat Cookie crust, preheat the oven to 350°. In a stand mixer with a paddle attachment, cream butter and sugars on medium-high for 2 to 3 minutes until fluffy and pale yellow in color. Scrape down the sides of the mixing bowl with a spatula. On a lower speed, add the egg to incorporate. Increase the speed back up to a medium-high for 1 to 2 minutes until the sugar granules fully dissolve and the mixture is a pale white color. On a lower speed, add the flour, oats, baking powder, baking soda, and salt. Mix 60-75 seconds until your dough comes together and all remnants of dry ingredients have incorporated. Your dough will still be a slightly fluffy, fatty mixture in comparison to your average cookie dough. Scrape down the sides of the mixing bowl with a spatula.
Pam spray and line a quarter sheet pan with parchment or a Silpat. Plop the oat cookie dough in the center of the pan and with a spatula, spread it out until it is 1/4″ thick. The dough won’t end up covering the entire pan, this is okay. Bake the oat cookie for 15 minutes. Cool completely before using in the crack pie recipe.
To prepare the pie filling, mix the dry ingredients for the filling using a stand mixer with a paddle attachment on low speed. Be sure to keep your mixer on low speed during the entire process of preparing the filling; if you try to mix on any higher than a low speed, you will incorporate too much air in the following steps and your pie will not be dense and gooey – the essence of the crack pie. Add the melted butter to the mixer and paddle until all the dry ingredients are moist. Add the heavy cream and vanilla and mix until the white from the cream has completely disappeared into the mixture. Scrape down the sides of the bowl with a spatula. Add the egg yolks to the mixer, paddling them in to the mixture just to combine. Be careful not to aerate the mixture. Use the filling immediately.
To assemble the pies, preheat the oven to 350°. Put the oat cookie, brown sugar and salt in the food processor and pulse it on and off until the cookie is broken down into a wet sand. (If you don’t have a food processor, you can fake it till you make it and crumble the oat cookie diligently with your hands.) Transfer the cookie crumbs to a bowl and, with your hands, knead the butter and ground cookie mixture until the contents of the bowl are moist enough to knead into a ball. If it is not moist enough to do so, gently melt an additional 1-1 1/2 tablespoons of butter and knead it into the oat crust mixture. Divide the oat crust evenly over 2- 10″ pie tins.
Using your fingers and the palm of your hand, press the oat cookie crust firmly into both 10-inch pie shells. Make sure the bottom and the walls of the pie shells are evenly covered. Use the pie shells immediately or, wrapped well in plastic, store the pie shells at room temperature for up to 5 days or in the fridge for up to 2 weeks.
Place both pie shells on a sheet pan. Divide the crack pie filling evenly over both crusts (the filling should fill the crusts 3/4 way full) and bake at 350° for 15 minutes. During this time, the crack pie will still be very jiggly, but should become golden brown on top. At 15 minutes, open the oven door and reduce the baking temperature to 325°. Depending on your oven this will take 5-10 minutes – keep the pies in the oven during this process. When the oven temperature reads 325°, close the door and finish baking the pies for 5 minutes. After 5 minutes, the pies should still be jiggly in the bull’s eye centers, but not in the outer center circle. If the pies are still too jiggly, leave them in the oven an additional 5 minutes.
Gently remove the baked pies from the oven and transfer to a rack to cool at room temperature. You can speed up the cooling process by transferring the pies to the fridge or freezer if you’re in a hurry. Freeze your pie for as little as 3 hours or up to overnight to condense the filling for a dense final product – the signature of a perfectly executed Crack Pie. Just before serving finish with a dusting of confectioners’ sugar.
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To: Huni Pi
From: noane
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From: noane
Preference: ende, rejam, abbacus, blue, phoenix, patmos
By Baneful

Scotch Pie (Yes it's meat, almost all pies are here - also ******** delicious)
Ingredients for the Meat Filling:
1 pound (500g or two cups) lean lamb, minced (ground)
Pinch of mace or nutmeg
Salt and pepper
Quarter pint (150ml) gravy
Ingredients for the Hot Water Pastry:
1 pound (500g or four cups) plain flour
6 ounces (175g or ¾ cup) lard
6 fluid ounces (225ml or ¾ cup) approximately of water
Pinch of salt
Milk for glazing
You will also need glasses or jars, approximately 3-3½ inches (7.5-8.5cm) in diameter to shape the pie.
Method:
Create the filling by mixing the minced (ground) lamb, spice and seasoning.
Make the pastry by sifting the flour and salt into a warm bowl. Make a well in the centre of the flour. Melt the lard in a scant measure of water and, when it is bubbling, add to the flour and mix thoroughly. Take a small amount (remember the mixture should make 8/10 pies, with their tops) and form into a ball and keep the rest warm while making each pastry case. This is done by rolling a suitable amount for each pie and shaping the crust round the base of a glass or jar approximately 3-3½ inches (7.5-8.5cm) in diameter. Make sure there are no cracks in the pastry - you can trim round the top of the case to make it even. As the pastry cools and gets cool, remove the glass and continue until you have about a quarter of the pastry left to make the lids.
Fill the cases with the meat and add the gravy to make the meat moist.
Roll the remaining pastry and use the glass to cut the lids. Wet the edges of the lids, place over the meat and press down lightly over the filling. Pinch the edges and trim. Cut a small hole or vent in the centre of the lid (to allow the steam to escape).
Glaze with milk and bake for about 45 minutes at 275F/140C/Gas mark 1. If the pies are not eaten immediately, they can be stored in the 'fridge but always ensure they are properly reheated before being eaten.
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From: <3
Preference:
rejam/ende/abbacus/phoenix/blue
From: <3
Preference:
rejam/ende/abbacus/phoenix/blue
By Sinbari

Grasshopper Pie
Ingredients
1 1/4 cup Chocolate wafer crumbs (I used chocolate graham crackers)
1/3 cup butter, melted
1 (6 ounce) package Andes mint wafers
4 cups miniature marshmallows
1/4 cup sugar
2 tablespoons butter
1/3 cup creme de menthe
1 1/2 cup heavy whipping cream, whipped
Instructions
Combine chocolate wafer crumbs and melted butter, stirring till all combined. Gently press into a greased pie dish to create a loose crust. Bake at 350 degrees for 6-8 minutes.
While crust is baking, cut mints up so you have some large pieces for garnishing and the rest smaller. This will happen anyway as you're chopping. Set aside.
Combine Marshmallows, sugar and remaining butter in a double boiler (you can do this in a regular saucepan if you don't have a double boiler.) Cook until marshmallows are completely melted and well combined.
Remove from heat and stir in Creme De Menthe.Let cool to room temperature.
Fold in whipped whipped cream And your smaller bits of chopped mints. Pour into pie crust. Garnish with remaining chopped mints and freeze until firm.
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To: Sinbari
From: your alter ego
Preference: patmos/ende/blue/phoe/rejam/abbacus
From: your alter ego
Preference: patmos/ende/blue/phoe/rejam/abbacus
By Solar Occultation
Gluten-free pie for the thread~

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Ingredients
For the Walnut Crust:
2½ cups walnut pieces (don’t waste your money on halves)
4 tablespoons unsalted butter, melted
2 tablespoons granulated sugar
1 egg white
¼ teaspoon kosher salt
For the Custard:
¼ cup cornstarch
¼ teaspoon kosher salt
1 cup heavy cream
½ cup milk (I used 1%)
½ cup pure maple syrup
2 teaspoons vanilla extract
4 eggs
Additionally:
2 apples (I used Macoun), quartered, cored, and thinly sliced (keep in lemon water until ready to use)
juice of a lemon
¼ cup apricot jam, warmed (optional)
Instructions
Make the Crust:
Preheat the oven to 400 degrees F.
In a food processor or chopper, pulse the walnuts until the are finely chopped, and the pieces are about the size of breadcrumbs.
Place the chopped nuts in a large bowl and add the remaining ingredients, tossing together with a fork.
Press the mixture evenly over the bottom and up the sides of a 9-inch tart pan with a removable bottom.
Bake for 15 minutes.
Make the Custard:
In a medium pot, whisk the cornstarch and salt together.
Slowly pour in the cream, milk, maple syrup, and vanilla, whisking, to avoid lumps.
Place the pot over medium heat, and bring to a bare simmer. Turn the heat down to low.
Crack the eggs into a small bowl, and ladle about a half cup of the hot cream mixture over the eggs, whisking to combine. Repeat with more hot cream, until the eggs are warmed.
Pour the egg mixture into the pot with the remaining cream mixture, whisking vigorously.
Continue to cook, whisking, until the mixture is hot and thickened (it should coat the back of a spoon).
Pour the mixture through a fine-mesh strainer, into a heat-safe vessel, and press cling wrap over the surface so that a skin will not form. Refrigerate until cooled.
Assemble the Tart:
Spread the maple custard in the walnut tart shell.
Warm the apple slices in the microwave until pliable.
Roll a slice of apple into a tight spiral and stand it up vertically in the custard. Continue to arrange apple slices in a concentric pattern, around the first one, building a rose pattern.
Warm the apricot jam, and thin it with lemon juice. Brush this glaze over the apples, for shine and to prevent browning (optional).
For the Walnut Crust:
2½ cups walnut pieces (don’t waste your money on halves)
4 tablespoons unsalted butter, melted
2 tablespoons granulated sugar
1 egg white
¼ teaspoon kosher salt
For the Custard:
¼ cup cornstarch
¼ teaspoon kosher salt
1 cup heavy cream
½ cup milk (I used 1%)
½ cup pure maple syrup
2 teaspoons vanilla extract
4 eggs
Additionally:
2 apples (I used Macoun), quartered, cored, and thinly sliced (keep in lemon water until ready to use)
juice of a lemon
¼ cup apricot jam, warmed (optional)
Instructions
Make the Crust:
Preheat the oven to 400 degrees F.
In a food processor or chopper, pulse the walnuts until the are finely chopped, and the pieces are about the size of breadcrumbs.
Place the chopped nuts in a large bowl and add the remaining ingredients, tossing together with a fork.
Press the mixture evenly over the bottom and up the sides of a 9-inch tart pan with a removable bottom.
Bake for 15 minutes.
Make the Custard:
In a medium pot, whisk the cornstarch and salt together.
Slowly pour in the cream, milk, maple syrup, and vanilla, whisking, to avoid lumps.
Place the pot over medium heat, and bring to a bare simmer. Turn the heat down to low.
Crack the eggs into a small bowl, and ladle about a half cup of the hot cream mixture over the eggs, whisking to combine. Repeat with more hot cream, until the eggs are warmed.
Pour the egg mixture into the pot with the remaining cream mixture, whisking vigorously.
Continue to cook, whisking, until the mixture is hot and thickened (it should coat the back of a spoon).
Pour the mixture through a fine-mesh strainer, into a heat-safe vessel, and press cling wrap over the surface so that a skin will not form. Refrigerate until cooled.
Assemble the Tart:
Spread the maple custard in the walnut tart shell.
Warm the apple slices in the microwave until pliable.
Roll a slice of apple into a tight spiral and stand it up vertically in the custard. Continue to arrange apple slices in a concentric pattern, around the first one, building a rose pattern.
Warm the apricot jam, and thin it with lemon juice. Brush this glaze over the apples, for shine and to prevent browning (optional).
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To: Solar Occultation
From: Myself!
Preference: rejam/blue/ende/abbacus/phoenix/patmos
From: Myself!
Preference: rejam/blue/ende/abbacus/phoenix/patmos
By LP

HERSHEY'S CHOCOLATE PIE
- 1 semi-sweet dark chocolate bar (Hershey's oversized)
1 chocolate pie crust
1 12 oz Cool Whip
1 8 oz Cool Whip
Using a microwave-safe bowl, slowly melt the whole chocolate bar. (It is easier to melt using two pieces of chocolate at a time, gradually adding more to what's already melted.) You can leave two pieces of the bar out for a decorative topping, this is optional.
After the chocolate is melted, mix the 12 oz Cool Whip in with it. After the chocolate and the Cool Whip are well blended, pour the mixture into the chocolate pie crust.
Place in freezer until hardened, could take hours to a day depending upon your preference.
Just before serving, spread the 8 oz Cool Whip on top. Using a knife, add chocolate shavings sprinkled on top.
Freeze it longer or ready to serve.
((Though I have to admit this is the way the pie can normally come out looking if you're not quick enough with the chocolate.))
If I win, please use the following info for my box:
To: LP
From: yourself
Preference: ende/abbacus/patmos/phoenix/rejam/blue
From: yourself
Preference: ende/abbacus/patmos/phoenix/rejam/blue