Interviewer:
Hello TNWF Universe, tonight I will interview TNWF's newest superstar: 'Classic' Colt Cabana! Now Colt, what we saw tonight, was that you botched your interferance against Ziggler. Can you tell us why you let him alone.
Colt Cabana:
You're right, my appearence on SNL wasn't so successful. I have my reasons. I didn't keep on fighting Ziggler because I remembered he was feuding with Axel. Oops, guess I broke the 4th wall there. Anyways. If I had continued, my job might have been in danger. I put Ziggler over for tonight since I feel bad for him. What kind of last name is Ziggler? Ziggly Zig. Anyway, I let it slide, sure it cost me an impact, but, does it really matter? I can easily put Dolph to sleep with a Colt 45 or make him tap out with delicious, yet extremely painful Chicago Crab. Colt Cabana doesn't need to take on stars who aren't worthy of his precious time. Now, Colt Cabana should face TNWF's best talent. Kurt Angle, now that's a man who Colt Cabana should face. The crowd would love to see the Chicago Crab go face to face with the Ankle Lock, or I should face someone like CM Punk, the Colt 45 against the GTS. The possibilities are endless.
Interviewer:
What do are your future plans?
Colt Cabana:
I've been in this industry for almost 14 years now. It's time I add the TNWF championship to my resumé before I hang up my boots. I don't plan on retiring yet, though, but it's been my dream to become a well known World champion before my grappling days are over. I'm still young, strong and extremely talented. I don't wanna retire, look back and say "I should of done this and this.." because there's no turning back. Today's the day! I love this business, I eat, speak and breath wrestling. I've been running the ropes since I was 19, and I am probably one of the most talented wrestlers in pro wrestling history because of my passion and dedication to this sport.
Interviewer:
Last question, do you think Curtis Axel and Jamie Kym are having a romantic relationship?
Colt Cabana:
...Who are we to doubt Curtis Axel?
Colt smiles at the camera, as the interview ends and the video fades to black.
