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 Posted: Sun Dec 08, 2013 3:30 pm
Triple Cage Match Qualifier
Non-title
Good Luck
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Posted: Mon Dec 09, 2013 2:56 pm
Oh my god Based God!
You could ******** my b***h, Based God!
You swag to the maximum
Swag 100 thousand, 100 trillion! Oh god damn Based God!
The swagtastic sound of Wonton Soup by Lil B hits the arena. The crowd erupts into a chorus of boos for their EWA Asylum Champion, the Swag Master himself, Cartwright. He wears the belt disrespectfully around his neck as if it is a necklace as he makes his way to the ring with a Godly swagger. His arms and legs are flying back and forth at great height while he shouts "SWAG!" and "YOLO!" constantly at the fans who are saying horrible things to their champion.
Hopped up in my car (swag!) then I drop my roof
Wet like wonton soup. That's just how I do (swag!)
Then I park my car, then I ******** your b***h
Eat that wonton soup, wet like wonton soup
Announcer: "Introducing first, from the United Kingdom, he is so fly that he makes the girls cry and he is the WWE:E Asylum Champion, CAAAAAAARTWRIIIIIIIIIIGHT!"
Cartwright enters the ring and takes the title from around his neck and raises it high into the air as the crowd continues to boo. And boo. And boo.
Found a dope man, I ride that b***h like Ace of Spades
Ho don't play that game!
I'm rapping not for the fame
I almost went to jail for like 500 days!
b***h don't give no ********, that's why I ******** her in the ******** you suckers' heads then I ask her what's her name
Based God
Cartwright finally hands the referee the Asylum Championship and he waits for the bell.
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Posted: Mon Dec 09, 2013 5:04 pm
Rick Muhammad appeared taking a seat at the announcers booth. "Ladies and Gentlemen what an exciting match we have tonight" he said smiling. "We have the SWAG King Cartwright taking on a mexican hooker", "Cartwright's looking to prove why he is the Asylum Champion".
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Posted: Tue Dec 10, 2013 3:45 pm
Cartwright points over at Rick, causing the crowd to boo them both. There surely won't be any trouble tonight!
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Posted: Thu Dec 12, 2013 5:03 am
((Omega here, sorry works picked up))
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Posted: Fri Dec 13, 2013 2:30 am
((Don't worry, Uni deadlines here! xd ))
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Posted: Fri Dec 13, 2013 10:24 am
Omega looked at Cartwright and just stayed leaning on the corner, he walked over so full of swag that he decided to challenge Cart to a Swag off!!
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Posted: Sun Dec 15, 2013 1:08 pm
WHAT?! A Swag-Off?! Is Omega crazy?! Nobody has more swag than The Swag Master, Cartwright! Challenge accepted!
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Posted: Mon Dec 16, 2013 11:58 am
Omega held up his hand real quick and exited the ring and brought out a bag that was labeled Omega's Swag Bag. He opened it and brought out a pair of bright neon green sunglasses and the most snapped back snap back the WWE:E audience did ever seen!! He waited to see Cartwright's move.
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Posted: Tue Dec 17, 2013 3:11 pm
Pfft! That was more like slag than swag! Cartwright has some real swag! He exits the ring, marches over to the time keeper and grabs his WWE:E Asylum Championship, raising it high into the air to huge boos.
CHAMPION OF SWAG!!!
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Posted: Tue Dec 17, 2013 3:47 pm
"MORE LIKE CHAMPION OF FAGS!!!!" Omega barked at Cartwright as he was posing with his title. Now that Cartwright was out of the ring Omega took off the ridiculous hat and shades and would walk towards the ropes and motion for Cart to get in so they could go at it like right and proper chaps.
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Posted: Tue Dec 17, 2013 6:41 pm
"GOOD GOD THE MEXICAN HOOKER IS HOLDING HIS GROUND IN THE SWAGOFF!" said Rick shouting. After calming down "How will Cart respond now to this act of disrespect?!" said Rick.
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Posted: Sun Dec 22, 2013 2:28 pm
Cartwright looks fumed! He shouts over to DJ Rick in a loud, shouting voice.
Cartwright: "BLUD! TIME TO FULLY MERC THIS ARSE BANDIT INNIT?!"
Cartwright slides into the ring with the Asylum Championship, threatening to use it against Omega. The referee takes the title off him, but while the ref has his back turned, The Swag Master aims a nut shot at The Jumping Bean!
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Posted: Fri Dec 27, 2013 9:07 am
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Posted: Sat Dec 28, 2013 9:53 am
Cartwright Cartwright looks fumed! He shouts over to DJ Rick in a loud, shouting voice.
Cartwright: "BLUD! TIME TO FULLY MERC THIS ARSE BANDIT INNIT?!"
Cartwright slides into the ring with the Asylum Championship, threatening to use it against Omega. The referee takes the title off him, but while the ref has his back turned, The Swag Master aims a nut shot at The Jumping Bean! Omega walked over to Cart but got a big ol' swaggy shot to his fun bags!! He drops to his knees clutching his junk carefully. He however decided to try and return the favor as he would try to Uppercut Cartwright in his teabags, thi is the move known as The Lion c**k!!
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