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Lou thought he was ready. Sleepless nights had been put to use as the boil scrounged for information and researched possible points of origin. Maps upon books upon printed pamphlets of neighboring towns extended across the boil's floor where his furniture once was, which now resided in the cramped corners of his room. The most insignificant details he could remember of his travels were scribbled upon scraps of notebook paper, while x's marked the areas he had already discounted from the large search. The process of elimination was simple, really. Just tedious.

Lou thought he was ready, but even with all his maps, stockpiled money, and endless charisma, he was anything but.

Practically gloating text invitations had been sent out to the two women who were oh so interested in seeing his obviously awesome past as he sat at the bus stop, draped over the bench as if someone was about to paint him. It would be worth it to see their faces when they walked into his huge mansion filled with butlers and beautiful women. To finally get the duo to shut up about such pitiful things as unnecessary history. Then of course, to reap his rewards from a certain mermaid as she had promised.

Oh yes. He looked forward to that most of all.

Hel was honestly surprised when she received the text. It was a pleasant surprise…and one she’d been looking forward to. She knew the vampire wouldn’t just let this topic go…

The reaper cheerfully informed her boilfriend that she’d be gone for a few days, because she was shadowing a sleazy perverted vampire who was in denial about his past, and that she was leaving her mega-chicken with him because she didn’t need it right now. Plus it was just a summons away anyways. Thus Hel showed up at the bus stop, dressing comfortably for traveling with a messenger bag packed with some spare clothes and snacks as well, and a smug smirk tugging at her lips as she spotted both Amphi and Lou and approached them.

“Yo.” She greeted them with a raised dark hand. “Knew you could not resist.” Her smirk turned into a grin.

Amphi smile doubled in wattage as she saw Hel, not even questioning why the reaper was there.

"Hel!" Amphi reached over and hugged the reaper and then looked at Lou. "Oh the woman in red?" She nodded seriously, as if the map was suddenly like the map into their very souls....

Well Lou's soul...but the harder she stared, she couldn't tell scribble from line to scribble.

"I will just follow you guys!" yes, that was safe...yes that was good.

Yes, this would suit Amphi.

"Yes. That woman." Lou agreed, putting away the map in favor of picking up a doodle he had done of said woman.



Beautiful artistry.

He then looked at Hel and tilted his head. "Not really. I supposed we could have taken a train or something, but..." He watched as the bus approached from the distance. "The bus is so much fun! All the different sights, smells, and people that will more than likely make you feel better about your own existence..." He looked like a woman reminiscing about the finer years. "When I first started hopping from place to place, the bus was the only way to go."

Hel just stared at the doodle with a flat look.

Those legs weren’t even proportionate to her body.

The reaper let out an aggravated sound and blew some whisps of hair out of her face. No train, which she liked better, and now they had this crappy doodle to go off of? Oh well. Hel didn’t get too bent out of shape…she was just following after all…though actually getting results was what she was hoping for.

“Ya, ya, whatever!” Hel replied as Lou went off on a tangent, and she ignored that in favor of looking over at Amphi as the bus approached. “Just keep being pretty, baby. That is all.”

Amphi didn't mind the smell, as her nose wasn't the strongest, instead following after Lou and looking around like an excited kid.

All big blue eyes and 'o' expression.

"OH CAN I SIT HERE?!?!?" She plopped herself in the seat closest to the window (and thankfully gumless....and crumbles I guess...) and pressed her nose up against the glass. "Is that how it looks moving fast! Wow look at the city, I can't believe we are leaving!" She was bouncing in her seat.

Then she looked at Hel and Lou.

"am I doing good? At being Pretty?" it was a legit question okay.

Plus she was excited.

O v O

"Well of course you can." Lou cooed, gleeful that the middle seat had been 'saved' for him. He enjoyed being the condiments in this white and wheat bread sandwich.

The vampire moved past Hel slowly. Purposefully slow, of course. Had to make sure she saw how good his glutes looked today. Mhm.

"You're doing a wonderful job." Shamelessly his arms stretched out, attempting to wrap them around the shoulders of both ghouls. "I think we should take trips together more often."

“Sit the ******** down, Lou.” Hel snapped, and shoved the boil along as well. “If I wanted to see a zebra in slow motion I would watch the Critter Planet!”

She also was about to remove Lou’s arm as well, until Amphi reached over and did it for her. Admittedly, Amphi did it much nicer than her, but Hel was also rather impressed that the mermaid even got the gusto to do it. “Ya, Lou.” Hel replied, leaning over the arm rest to sneer at the vampire. “Much nicer than you.” She then leaned back, and made herself comfy, slumping in her seat and pulling up her feet to rest on the back of the seat in front of her.

“I will not go on another trip with that sleeze ball…I am only on this one because I want to see what spawned it.” She leaned her head forward to look at Amphi. “You can make another trip to come visit my cottage!”