[PRP] A Harmless Lemonade Stand...

[iStoleYurVamps]

Desu-chan was not a teacher, but, she did so love the students. Little boils and ghouls who would scramble around like ducklings without heads while trying to finish homework the day before it was due, kissing under bleachers, accidentally getting stuck in the other bathroom- yes she thought students all rather cute and adorable. But they could be better really, so much better. She had her table, she had her best and cutest kimono on, and she had a nice taco lunch. She was ready.

Ready to teach the little scamps about the finer points of FEAR.

Sitting herself down AT the table, she put out the sign-

L̥̔ͫ͊̅ͮe̳͍̻͓̹͓̿̒̑͐͐̚m̥ͫ̾͌o̳̘̠͂n̞̦͚̟̦͖̓ͬ́ͪ͒̊̊ͅa͈͚͒d̟̜̪̲̽̍ͯ̋ͯ͂ͤe̦̦̥̬̯̟̔̈͂̐̅-̗̭̠̘̖ͪͦ ̹̐͌ͪͨ̃̓̚1͍̹͌ͪͦ̒ͅͅ ̫͈͊́ͥ̓͒̃ͭs̩͉̳͎͉ͥ̒̒̍͐̑ͥȋ̦̘̫͈͎͍͌̀ͤͬḻ̦v̦̻̞̤͖̱̮ͮ̏̐̏ḛ͎ͨ͋ͫ̑̈r͇̦͖̱̯ ̤͍̺̞̭̤̦͋͐s͖̮͌ë̬̋e̖͖̦͍͓͇̓͛̽̇̇d͚̔ͪ̓̃̑̍͊ ̥̭̯̖̥̘̩̓

It was cutely written, and the ink dripped onto the ground on a consistent basis. The letters.. actually the paper itself was oozing from where she'd written it might not have been the best to think about too hard about how that was happening. The table itself had one pitcher of translucent yellow water with slices of lemon and ice cubes in the shape of flowers floating in it... So that was at least legit. Cups places neatly next to napkins and a tiny jar that said 'Tips' filled with paper slips.

At the sight of several students, she waved at them enthusiastically-

(◕‿◕✿)

Come little children she wanted to teach you a thing.

PICK ONE OPTION:
==> Take a Tip
==> Buy Lemonade
==> ??? (You create option)

Quote:

ENZO, ZAR, CLARA COME HUR PLS

 

[Bilious]

Enzo was on his way to do something very important and probably illicit when he spotted the innocent looking trick-or-treater and her lemonade stand. Alright, he was a little thirsty, and he had a pocket full of counterfeit seeds needing testing anyway...

"Heya, dollface. Whatcha got here?" The little reaper sauntered up, thumbs looped in his suspenders as he gave the lemonade a look over. Looked drinkable enough.

He dropped a silver-spray-painted pumpkin seed into her glass before giving her a wink.  

[Baneful]

Zar was out and about again, it was progress after all the time he'd spent shut in his room and he was making the most of being driven while it lasted. He was even dressed tidily, impeccably groomed from his horns to his hooves.

When he saw the unfamiliar ghoul at the table, he raised a brow delicately.

Lemonade. He was getting back into the habit of eating and drinking again, there was no harm in trying it. He fished out one of the tips from the jar of paper slips, and fished out a silver seed to pay for his drink.

The fact Enzo was hovering around the table also though, made him a little more suspicious something underhanded was going on.
 

[yylaayl]

Clara sauntered up to the table with the questionable sign sitting on top, curious. After reading the letters on the oozing paper several times, just to make sure, she carefully placed a silver seed onto the table in front of the cutely dressed lady behind the table, and picked up a cup filled with lemonade.

She didn't dare drink it though, so she just stood there and alternated between looking at the others, the cup, and at Desu-chan.  

[iStoleYurVamps]

As soon as the seed was dropped, Desu-chan snatched it up, sinking her teeth into it with a satisfying crunch.

Eyes snapped open.

(⊙△⊙✿)

Fake.

Swallowing the fake seed, she gave Enzo a look of disappointment. What was Amity teaching these poor children? Here was one young boil, obviously on his way up in the world of trickery and turns only to not have been taught such a simple craft of the crafty?

Zar's payment was given similar treatment, though it was noticeably not eaten and rather pocketed. However his tip would read:
'Perfectly manicured hands don't do the devil's work. That's what minions are for!'

His lemonade would also taste very sweet.
Very, very, sweet.

Clara's seed, bitten twice just to be sure-
She was given a stare. Not enough ribbons. Not enough bows, yet she was cute as she was. She had potential. Desu could help her. Make her cuter, faster, stronger. Moe' Kawaii.

At the trio she stared.

Hands folded and she closed her eyes.
A nod.

They could use some help.

Standing, she curled her finger at them to walk with her.
Dare they follow from the lemonade stand?

Bilious

baneful

yylaayl

 

[Bilious]

At the sudden crunch of his psudo-seed, Enzo winced. Great. Was he about to get yet another detention? He felt he had more of them than actual classes. Hell. It was just one lousy seed, right? He glanced to the other students with thick raised eyebrows and a shrug.

"Aint no harm in a little joke, eh?" He offered the pink-kimono'ed woman, but meekly sauntered behind just in case. He didn't get any lemonade.  

[Miliardo Kason]

"WAIT WAIT LADY WAAAAAAAAIT!!!" The sound came from below, and Enzo's rats would surely not like what it was coming from, the tiny ink cat came running towards the stand wailing with every hop. False wasn't far behind sighing as his familiar sprinted forward.

"LEMONADE LADY I WANT A SAUCER!" The cat leaped onto the counter purring as it did. (And for once not trying to eat Enzo's rats.

"Sorry, sorry, cat's being a right p***k today." He fished through his robes tossing his silver seed down. "Feel free to just dump the lemonade on him, he probably deserves it..."  

[iStoleYurVamps]

Desu dumped the lemonade onto the cat.

Before giggling.

She'd keep her puns to herself.

Miliardo Kason

Effect: Sharpie now smells lemonly fresh and will remain so for 1 IC day. Oddly, the lemonade dries quickly and leaves no sticky residue.

 

[Miliardo Kason]

Sharpie's eyes went wide and his mouth was agape as the torrent of lemonade rained from the pitcher. A few wedges where stuck to his fur, and one lodged in his mouth which he began to chew furiously.

He was pleased with the results

Sadly the lemonade dried up rather quickly, though he still smelt of lemons. As for being dry, well, he was made of ink. Dry was a moot point unless he was on fire. Which was commonplace.

False just laughed.  

[yylaayl]

Clara almost smiled as Desu discovered that the seed the shady reaper had given as payment had been a fake, glad that he got caught. She knew there was something odd about that seed...

The tiger ghost watched with curiosity as Desu proceeded to bite all of their seeds. Nothing of course was wrong with hers. Clara was prepared to follow the lady, but then another figure came running over.

She watched as Desu dumped the sour juice sugar water all over the poor kitty. She bent over and offered her own cup of lemonade to the cat because she still refused to believe there was nothing in there.
 

[Baneful]

Zar was a little surprised at just how tastebud searingly sweet his lemonade was, but put it down to unfamiliarity with drinks for the time being. He agreed with the tip though, and reminded himself he probably did need more minions, as things stood he was a solo operator, that just wouldn't do.

When Desu got up to leave, he saw no reason why not to follow.

Sometimes his survival instincts just weren't the best.

 

[iStoleYurVamps]

Yes. The students would come. They were little ducklings...

So cute.
So... innocent. She would help them. Help them all.

Leading them across an old bridge, down three dark alleyways, through Dangers Untold and Hardships Unnumbered, (her favorite store to get punk lolita clothes), the trick or treater stopped in front of a small flower shop.

She motioned for them to follow once more.

Inside, the shop smelled of well, rotting roses, putrid petunias, and of course, the ever loved deadly nightshade. The zombie at the register gave the trick or treater a small nod, motioning to the back.

Flipping out her phone, the oni typed her message to the four-

R U REDY
(*^▽^*)

Bilious

baneful

yylaayl

Miliardo Kason

 

[Bilious]

"The hell's this malarkey?" Enzo's nose wrinkled at the flower shop. It was like he had walked into his little sister's bedroom.

Yes, he was ready. As ready as he was going to be.  

[Baneful]

Every single time he'd followed someone blindly into the unknown had ended horrendously for Zar. He was expecting the same to probably happen again, but that was part of this whole getting out and about thing he had committed to.

He wasn't expecting a flower shop to be their ultimate destination, and he eyed the roses with veiled anxiety before turning his attention to their mystery tour guide.

"Ready for...?", it was probably as good as a yes.

 

[yylaayl]

Clara followed Desu and the others through various questionable places, eyes never resting as they darted back and forth from dark corners to more dark corners, until they reached the flower shop.

She watched as Desu whipped out her phone and type a message, and Clara almost shuddered at the emote, which gave off a very frightening vibe despite its appearance. She nodded upon reading the message with absolute certainty she would regret it. Oh well, too late now.