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 Posted: Sat Mar 11, 2006 2:57 pm
please forgive me if this is imappropriate but this was sooooo funny.
Little Mary was not the best student in Sunday school. Usually she slept through the class.
One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, "Tell me, Mary, who created the universe?"
When Mary didn't stir, little Johnny, an altruistic boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear.
"God Almighty !" shouted Mary.
The teacher said, "Very good!" and Mary fell back to sleep.
A while later the teacher asked Mary, "Who is our Lord and Savior?", but Mary didn't even stir from her slumber.
Once again, Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her again.
"Jesus Christ!" shouted Mary.
The teacher said, "Very good!" and Mary fell back to sleep.
Then the teacher asked Mary a third question, "What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?"
Again, Johnny jabbed her with the pin. This time Mary jumped up and shouted, "If you stick that damn thing in me one more time, I'll break it in half!"
The Teacher fainted.
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Posted: Sat Mar 11, 2006 4:22 pm
I've hear that before. It's great to hear it again. XP
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Posted: Sat Mar 11, 2006 4:47 pm
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Posted: Sat Mar 11, 2006 10:03 pm
Oh my..lol. You know, three people have said they don't get it.
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Posted: Sat Mar 11, 2006 10:07 pm
I've heard it before razz
Funny as always xd
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Posted: Sat Mar 11, 2006 10:10 pm
i also find it funny that three people don't get it..how old are some of the people here? In my experience, you gget these jokes from age 11 or 12 onwards.
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Posted: Sat Mar 11, 2006 10:22 pm
I'm thirteen biggrin
*I have no idea why I said that*
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Posted: Sun Mar 12, 2006 1:48 pm
for those who don't get it. the teacher is asking her questions thinking that she's paying attention but instead she's sleeping. another student is sticking her in the butt with the pen to wake her up. twice she said the right answer. the teacher fainted because he was shocked at her last answer. he didn't know that somebody was sticking her in the butt with a pin to wake her up, nor that she was sleeping
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Posted: Sun Mar 12, 2006 2:02 pm
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Posted: Sun Mar 12, 2006 5:27 pm
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Posted: Sun Mar 12, 2006 6:27 pm
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Posted: Sun Mar 12, 2006 6:56 pm
Dunkballz I'm thirteen biggrin *I have no idea why I said that* Good on ya. I find it disturbing though, that you see little kids swearing and telling sick jokes. what is the world coming to?
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Posted: Sun Mar 12, 2006 8:08 pm
it's not really a sick joke, just ironic... very ironic.
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Posted: Mon Mar 13, 2006 10:30 am
this one i thing might have added 15 years to my life. i was laughing so badly that i had to take my glasses off and sit curled up on my side. this one was better than that one evamendes told in that other guild i'm in... still feel sorry for that guy and i hope he learned to follow the old saying "look before you leap"
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Posted: Tue Mar 14, 2006 11:19 am
isidar_mithram Dunkballz I'm thirteen biggrin *I have no idea why I said that* Good on ya. I find it disturbing though, that you see little kids swearing and telling sick jokes. what is the world coming to? A halt. But that's gonna take a while.. So in the mean time. Have fun, take baths in the lake and get bitten by sharks. As my grreat-grandfather sayd when he was about to die. "Grab life by the balls, son, grab it by the balls." Ok, so maybe he never DID say that, as I've never seen him, but he probably WOULD'VE said it if I was there.
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