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Posted: Mon Jul 08, 2013 2:15 pm
Main Event Evolution Championship Last Man Standing Good Luck
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Posted: Thu Aug 08, 2013 7:37 am
The lights in the arena went dark as a heavy drum beat hit the PA system, which was soon joined by the driving bass line of Manowar's Warriors of the World. Once the bass line began, the stage itself began to glow from within with a pulsing red and gold light, and a single spotlight began to shine upward from the center of the stage as the guitar screamed. Major's silhouette soon started to become visible as he was slowly raised from under the stage. When the lift stopped, the illumination in the arena returned and the champ's red and gold mood lighting took over, revealing the Jarhead Juggernaut standing in the center of the stage with his hands at his sides holding the WWE:E Evolution Championship in his right hand. The Devil Dog thrust the belt in his hand into the air and gave a mighty roar, causing his pyro to erupt (along with a loud barrage of jeers) around him. Just before starting down the ramp, Major tossed the championship belt over his shoulder, exuding both confidence and arrogance as he mostly ignored the members of the audience. MANY STAND AGAINST US, BUT THEY WILL NEVER WIN! WE SAID WE WOULD RETURN, AND HERE WE ARE AGAIN TO BRING THEM ALL DESTRUCTION, SUFFERING AND PAIN WE ARE THE HAMMER OF THE GODS! WE ARE THUNDER, WIND AND RAIN!
THERE THEY WAIT IN FEAR WITH SWORDS IN FEEBLE HANDS WITH DREAMS TO BE A KING, FIRST, ONE SHOULD BE A MAN! I CALL THEM OUT AND CHARGE THEM ALL WITH A LIFE THAT IS A LIE AND IN THEIR FINAL HOUR, THEY SHALL CONFESS BEFORE THEY DIE!" Introducing first, weighing in at 285 pounds, from San Antonio, Texas...HE IS THE BEST IN THE BUSINESS...HE IS THE WWE:E EVOLUTION CHAMPION...HE IS THE MASTER OF DISASTER, MAJOR DEVASTATION!!!" As he reached the ringside area, he slid the belt underneath the bottom rope and performed a standing leap onto the ring apron before stepping between the top and middle ropes to enter the ring itself, retrieving the belt in the process. He quickly ascended to the second turnbuckle, holding his belt for all to see as he taunted the crowd. BROTHERS EVERYWHERE RAISE YOUR HANDS INTO THE AIR! WE'RE WARRIORS! WARRIORS OF THE WORLD! LIKE THUNDER FROM THE SKY SWORN TO FIGHT AND DIE! WE'RE WARRIORS! WARRIORS OF THE WORLD!
After a few moments of taunting, Major hopped down and went into his corner to wait for his opponent's entrance...if he even bothered to show up.
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Posted: Fri Aug 16, 2013 1:05 pm
Silence reigned supreme in the arena, leaving many of the fans to speculation. Would Shanahan show up? Was he truly coming back? Or had the Devil Dog knocked The God of Punks off of his mountain for good? The questions only continued to build as two streams of men and women clad in Shanahan's trademark attire began to pour out from the backstage area, all carrying with them dented and bloodied 'Punk-ville Slugger" baseball bats from iconic matches of Matt's past. They didn't march in unison or deliver any chants, they only walked down the ramp and lined the sides of it, all of them staring at Major Devastation. For those with keen eyes, they might notice that each man and woman were present at the last show, where they made Shanahan's presence known. Perhaps the strangest part of the site was the lone figure that followed afterwards. The robed man stood at the top of the ramp with a large, thick book in his right hand. Once the lines of the Punk Army halted, he threw back his hood to finally show his face. For die-hard Punk fans, they recognized him as Christopher Nightshade, the reverend for The God of Punks. His bangs hung in front of his right eye, and a look of pure hatred ripped across his features at the sight of the WWE:E Evolution Champion. With a flick of his wrist, he lifted the large novel and opened it to the page he needed and began to speak. "Citizens of Evolution, the time of redemption is at hand!" Christopher exclaimed, his voice booming through the arena (thanks to the microphone attached to the neck of his robes). "The rightful champion of the new era is returning! He who was fated to end The God of Time's tyrannical reign over this company! He who climbed from the depths of Hell itself to seek redemption! He who is proclaimed as the beacon of light in these dark times for all Outcasts! He who invokes The Storm upon this industry! He who... that man tried to overthrow." The doomsayer proclaimed with authority, his eyes focusing in on Major as he continued. "It was foretold that Matthew Shanahan would overthrow his brother in godhood, Chrono, on that destined night at Showdown. His legacy was written beforehand, stating him to be the one to lead Evolution to a brighter, bolder era! But that man in the ring sought to begin his own era, one of pure arrogance and hate! What he does not know, is that it was also foretold... as was this night! For by banishing The God of Punks once more, Mr. Devastation has sealed his own demise! For Shanahan -is- returning from the great beyond once more!"On queue, the sound of a trumpet began to play over the speakers, just barely lower than Nightshade's voice. "Genesis" by Pendulum was resonating through-out the arena, as the ceiling of the building began to slowly split open to reveal the clear, night sky above. "The Black Stars align on this night to guide him home, to begin the next chapter of his career! The God of Punks descends, and with him he brings the mightiest of Storms! For he is The Once and Future God, the man that cannot be stopped, no matter who challenges him!"The music began to blare through the speaker systems, and one by one, the lights in the arena began to seizure furiously in an array of colors. Blue, red, green, yellow, purple, and white lights flashed all over, causing some fans to even shield their eyes in the magnificent display of technical difficulties. They came to light in sync with the synthesizer playing rapidly in the background. Still, the doomsayer continued, and his army stood stock still. "Tonight, is the true beginning of his era! Tonight, we will see The God of Punks take his championship back and lead us all into a bold, new time! Evolution will be redeemed!"As the music suddenly dropped from it's climax, all the lights pointed upward to the open ceiling and shut off, as if the night sky absorbed their light. The arena was plunged into darkness, aside from Major Devastation and Christopher Nightshade, who remained illuminated by lone spotlights. "... And you, Major... you will be known as the example of what happens when a mortal defies a God," the song came to an end, with the remaining lights flickering off. It flowed seamlessly, into the sound of light piano notes being struck...
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Posted: Fri Aug 16, 2013 1:40 pm
The piano's notes continued to lull the arena forward into anticipation, until they were abruptly overshadowed by the striking chords of electric guitars accompanied by a thunderous tom-tom hits. A lone section of the arena lit up like a lightning bolt just came through it, then shut off as quickly as it came. On queue, it happened once more with the next sudden crescendo, except on the opposite side of the arena. The arena remained in darkness even as the bass began to run, developing an eerie feeling across the wave of fans. Then it happened. It was too sudden to be sure what it was, but everyone knew what it meant. A large ball of bright light shot into the arena through the open ceiling like a falling star, just as the music prepared to crescendo once more. It struck the stage as the speakers blared "Storytime" by Nightwish at full volume, causing one of the strangest sights in WWE:E history: the center of the stage caved in on impact into a crater, while the rest of it shot up in a wall of flames, complemented by stray panels of steel flying through the air and landing (thankfully) around the stage. The flames died down mere seconds later, allowing everyone to see the massive crater left in the stage's center. Parts of the rafters and the sides of the tiantron sparked, proving that the arena was having some serious technical difficulties on this one. It was the night before, when all through the world, no words, no dreams, the one day... A writer by a fire, imagined all of Gaia, took a journey into a child-man's heart! The first half of the verse ended and a spotlight finally came to life, shining down on the crater of steel plates left in the middle of the stage. A gloved hand suddenly appeared at the edge of the crater, causing an outburst of excitement from fans nearest the ramp. The hand griped the steel and began to pull itself upward, revealing there to be a figure rising from all the wreckage. A painter on the shore, imagined all the world, within a snowflake on his palm. Unframed by poetry, a canvas of awe, Planet Earth falling back into the stars...The figure fully pulled himself up from the wreckage as the verse concluded, and the reaction of the fans was stronger than ever. Standing at the edge of the crater was a man clad in a long, black leather trenchcoat that hid the black muscle shirt and jeans underneath. In his right, gloved hand was the legendary weapon that had been cracked over so many skulls, the 'Punk-ville Slugger'. And the face that was attached the body was what the fans were really excited to see; it was Matt Shanahan in the flesh for the first time since Showdown. His hair was slicked back, and was a noticeable goatee hanging from his chin this time; it had to be the first time he was seen with facial hair. His eyes scanned the arena of screaming fans; he almost seemed confused as to why they were even here. When his eyes locked in on Major in the ring though, it all became too clear, and the remnants of a smirk crossed his lips. Slowly, his boots carried him down the ramp, towards the squared circle once more. I am the voice of Never Never Land, The innocence, the dreams of every man. I am the empty crib of Peter Pan, A silent kite against the blue, blue sky. Every chimney, every moonlit sight, I am the story that will read you real. Every memory that you hold dear.When the chorus came to an end, so did Matt's stride to the ring. He stopped in the center of the ramp and soaked in the lone spotlight for some time, while a tuba played a solo note. He suddenly lifted his baseball bat high into the air, signalling the explosive intro to play once more. The lights in the arena spot back to life, bathing it in a mixture of dark blue and blood red hues. The God of Punks returned his pace towards the ring as the second verse began to play. I am the journey, I am the destination. I am the home, the tale that reads you. A way to taste the night, the elusive high. Follow the madness, Alice, you know once did.
"And the challenger, weighing at 326 pounds and standing at a full six-foot-eight... from Philadelphia, Pennsylvania... He is The God of Punks! Matt... SHAN-A-HAN!"
Imaginaerum, a dream emporium. Caress the tales, and they will dream you real. A storyteller's game, lips that intoxicate. The core of all life is a limitless chest of tales.Matt Shanahan jogged up the steel steps as the second verse came to an end, now wasting no time to drag out the match. He stepped through the ropes and into the ring once again. Rising to his full height immediately, his black pupils locked on to the man that took him out of commission mere months ago, and took his championship in the process. He dropped the baseball bat over the ropes and began to take his trenchcoat off once the music began to fade away. The fans were electric, to say the least. Major and Shanahan were about to face off once more, in a match that would truly decide who was superior. The Last Man Standing match. The God of Punks moved to stand in the center of the ring, waiting on Major to do the same. His eyes said everything that needed to be said. He was at 100% tonight, he was determined to get his title back, and he was pissed off.
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Posted: Fri Aug 16, 2013 3:54 pm
Standing in the ring, looking rather unimpressed by his opponent's theatrics, and less than pleased by being kept waiting for so damn long, Major Devastation once again stood toe to toe with the man who he robbed of the WWE:E Evolution Championship.
While it was true that Shanahan was slightly taller and had an extra 41 pounds on the champ, who himself had been bulking up and hitting the gym extra hard as of late, the Devil Dog was certainly not intimidated by the challenger...after all, he's knocked the "God of Punks" off of his pedestal on more than one occasion, although it would seem that said pedestal would need to be smashed once and for all. The Master of Disaster had absolutely no plans of departing without his championship draped over his shoulder this evening.
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Posted: Sun Aug 18, 2013 10:05 pm
((auto smack-talk))
"Matt Shanahan," Major bellowed in a taunt to his opponent, arrogance dripping off of every word. "GO HOME!!! You don't want any of this!"
The champion continued his derision, "The last time I saw you, chump, I put you in the goddamn hospital! Going there again is not in your best interests, and I do not have any problems with putting you back...this time for good! I will be the LAST MAN STANDING, and if you know what's good for you, you'll just turn around and GO HOME!!!"
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Posted: Mon Aug 19, 2013 8:36 am
The God of Punks stood resilient in the middle of the ring, unmoved by the vicious words of his opponent. It was true that Major had managed to hospitalize the former Champion before; then again, most would argue that Matt was already hospital bound that night anyways. While most would expect a verbal outburst from the massive man, he didn't even give Major a smirk. Instead, his right hand shot up and attempted to smack the Devil Dog right across the face with the brute strength he was famous for, effectively hoping to knock the taste and words out of the man's mouth!
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Posted: Tue Aug 20, 2013 11:55 am
Shanahan's slap found its mark, and Major's head whipped to the side, but the champ stood his ground as he attempted to return the favor with a vicious right hook to the jaw!
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Posted: Tue Aug 20, 2013 1:35 pm
The right hook connected against Shanahan's jaw with authority, causing the former champion's head to whip to the right! He didn't stumble though, not even an inch. With the swing, the Devil Dog would begin a brawl, something Matt was the master of. Right after the fist connected, Matt's right hand shot towards Major's face, aiming for a right jab square to his chin. If successful, The God of Punks would follow with a knee to the gut, hoping to send the champion back a few paces!
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Posted: Wed Aug 21, 2013 8:44 pm
Not having any problem with the idea of throwing fists with his opponent, Major had closed in with the intention of throwing a couple of body blows...only to be met with a jab that snapped his head back long enough that he didn't see the follow up knee coming!
The Devil Dog was doubled over by the impact, and the force of the blow did indeed cause him to stagger back a couple of steps, but the Jarhead Juggernaut soon regained his composure and promptly looked to land a double-leg takedown. If he was successful, Major would immediately attempt to secure a full mount with the intention of raining down a barrage of punches.
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Posted: Sat Aug 24, 2013 2:17 pm
The full force of Major's weight collided with Shanahan's torso, causing him to give way to the double-leg takedown! His back smacked hard against the mat, and the Devil Dog was mounted on top of him in moments; while normally one would cover up from the rain of fists, The God of Punks was up for taking a different approach to things already tonight.
Both of his gloved hands shot upward as the first fist was thrown, aiming to wrap around Major's throat and squeeze with brute force; he was attempting to choke the life out of the Evolution Champion, hopefully before too many fists could connect!
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Posted: Wed Aug 28, 2013 8:31 am
GAK!
The champ's barrage of punches was brought to a screeching halt when Shanahan's hands shot up and clamped themselves around Major's neck. Devastation's initial response would be what anyone else's would be: trying in vain to pry the squeezing hands loose.
During his futile efforts, the Devil Dog's mind was racing as he desperately sought a way to free himself from this predicament before he started to black out. Thanks to being in a full mount, he wasn't in position to drive a knee into the challenger's cojones, and the hands around his throat were also keeping him far enough away to put any real force into punching...but perhaps he might be able to muster enough oomph to properly test the integrity of Shanahan's shoulder -which had been separated the last time he set foot in the squared circle- with an attempt at a quick flurry of hammer fists.
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Posted: Fri Aug 30, 2013 5:36 am
The God of Punks' eyes were locked in on Major Devastation, full of fierce rage. There wasn't a sense of vengeance or reprisal in his eyes; only anger. As the fists rained down on his shoulder, he felt the effects of the previous injury threatening to return. A grimace was tight on his features; he knew this couldn't go on long. Hoping to end the assault on his right shoulder, Matt attempted to pull Major downward and then push him by the throat, aiming to throw him off of the former champion!
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Posted: Sat Aug 31, 2013 7:03 am
While Major did accomplish his intended goal of breaking Shanahan's choke, he wasn't expecting to end up flat on his back in the process...and seeing as how neither man was standing, the referee began to do his only job in this match and started counting.
The champ would take a three count to let the blood start flowing back to his head before he rolled over and pushed himself back up to a vertical base, rubbing his throat the entire time.
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Posted: Sat Aug 31, 2013 7:12 am
Unlike his opponent, The God of Punks was still fresh and managed to roll up to his feet before his two count. He took only a moment to rotate his right arm and swing it back in forth, stretching the joint out to relieve the damage it had taken. But when Major rolled over to a vertical base, it was a chance Matt couldn't go without taking.
Using what distance there was between them, The Storm broke out into a full sprint and attempted to smash the flat of his foot into the side of the champion's head!
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