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 Posted: Thu Mar 09, 2006 6:33 pm
((In an attempt to both amuse and draw attention to myself, I'll continue to parody promos and events with doink and mankind))
*Peanut butter sat on a big wooden chest in the dimly lit boiler room. Doink snuck in while Mankind was out "mysteriously disappearing" so dude love could meet up with his ladies wink . *Dink had a multi-colored duffle bag with him.*
"Oh man, Mankind will love this new look for you, peanut butter."
*Doink took out a round red ball and placed it on the nose of peanut butter. Oddly, Peanut butter laid there motionless.*
"Oh, peanut butter, you sure loved your lunch today, didn't you?"
*Doink set a bottle of pills on the table smiling. He then pulled out some cat-hair dye. Doink carefully worked and turned all of Pb's hair green. he then put on a little red bow tie. Then, Doink took out a mini-unicycle. he placed peanut butter on it and smiled.*
"Now, you learn to ride the same way I did"
*Doink shoved the cycle off the chest, waking up the cat who shrieked.*
"Oh, crap."
*Peanut butter lunged at Doink and started to bite at his face.*
"OHH GOD! Mankind, Dink, Bucci, someone, HEEEEEEELP!"
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Posted: Thu Mar 09, 2006 6:37 pm
*Mankind walked in and saw a strangely colored cat biting Doink in the artificial nose. Mankind then saw who the cat was.*
"PEANUT BUTTER! Don't worry, Mr. Socko will save you!"
*Mankind pulled out mr. socko and shoved it down Doink's throat. Peanut butter let go soon after.*
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Posted: Thu Mar 09, 2006 6:38 pm
*Doink shoved off Mankind.*
"What is wrong with Peanut Butter? I figured he needed some clowning in his life. Oh well, at least I am ze sexiest clown in ze world."
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Posted: Thu Mar 09, 2006 6:41 pm
"Iagreedoinktheclown. YouarethesexyandI,Manlito,amthecooooolest. Comehererightnowpeanutbutter!"
*Peanut Butter leapt into mankind's arms.*
"AWWEEEwhatagoodkitty.
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Posted: Thu Mar 09, 2006 6:42 pm
"Yez, I am ze sexy indeed. Uhh, I am offended by ze your floor, oui oui!"
*ZE Doink slapped Manlito and left.*
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