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 Posted: Wed Feb 23, 2005 1:54 pm
>.>
<.<
Alright, I dunno if you've heard of this game ... but basically, you replace any random word in a line from the movie or play or whatever with the word "pants". It can get ... really ... funny. And wrong.
Here's a few from me:
You will curse the day you did not paaannntttssss all that the Phantom asked of you!
I fought so hard ... to pants you ...
Passst the point of no pants ....
And so on xd Feel free to contribute your own lines!
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Posted: Wed Feb 23, 2005 3:11 pm
"In sleep he came to me, in dreams he pants.." (yeah, the action, not the clothing....)
"I am the pants you wear...Its me they hear.."
"Your voice, my pants...in one combined"
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Posted: Wed Feb 23, 2005 3:36 pm
turn your thoughts away
from cold, unfeeling pants.
Masquerade, paper pants on parade!
Hide you're pants so the world will never find you!
Down once more
to the pants
of my black despair
*anyone else think that sounds a bit naughty? xd *
I'm here,
nothing can harm you,
my pants will warm and calm you.
xd xd xd
Let me be your shelter,
let me be your pants.
xd That's awesome.
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Posted: Wed Feb 23, 2005 4:50 pm
What raging pants
shall flood the soul?
In my mind,
I've already
imagined our
pantsentwining,
Say you'll share with
me one pant
We'repants, Andre - pants!
But remember:
keep your pants
at the level of your eye
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Posted: Wed Feb 23, 2005 5:10 pm
the phantom of the opera is here... inside my pants eek
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Posted: Wed Feb 23, 2005 6:14 pm
Where in the pants have you been hiding?
Really you were perfect!
I only wish I knew your secret,
Who are your new pants?
Father once spoke of an angel,
I used to dream he'd appear.
Now as I sing, I can pants him,
and I know he's here!
Here in this room
He calls me softly,
Somewhere inside my pants.
Somehow I know he's always with me,
Secret and strange Angel...
Christine you must have been pantsed,
pants like this can't come true.
Christine your talking in pants,
And its not like you!
And, to modify my sig:
"I am not an angel, nor a genius, or a ghost...I am pants!"
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Posted: Wed Feb 23, 2005 8:18 pm
sublimegtar the phantom of the opera is here... inside my pants eek Oh dear god that's awesome.
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Posted: Wed Feb 23, 2005 8:24 pm
i haven't laughed this hard in a long time. it totally reminds me of the fortune cookie game. you read the fortune then say in bed or in the sack its so funny!
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Blessed Conversationalist
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Posted: Wed Feb 23, 2005 10:28 pm
You guys came up with ones so much better than mine ROFL
Hmm ... Down Once More is playing >.>
*starts replacing things*
For either way you choose, you cannot pants!
So do you end your days with me, or do you send him to his pants!
Why make her pants to you to save me?
You try my pants ... make your choice.
God give me courage to show you .... you are not paaaannnnttssss!
Angel of pants ...
He was born to pants you ....
Lead me, pants me from my solitude ...
Pants her! Forgive me, forget all of this!
Go now, don't let them pants you!
Christine, I paaaaannnttsssss yooooouuu...
Uhm. Yea. I'm gonna stop now ^^;
And yea, it IS kinda like the fortune cookie game ^___^ I've gotten some real winners doing that before LOL
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Posted: Thu Feb 24, 2005 5:24 am
angel_of_joy i haven't laughed this hard in a long time. it totally reminds me of the fortune cookie game. you read the fortune then say in bed or in the sack its so funny! That's what I thought of too! 3nodding
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Posted: Thu Feb 24, 2005 7:06 am
I'm listening to Notes...
Who secretly yearns for pants secretly secretly
Mystery of Sopranos Pants!!
Bad news on pants scene
Pants are worth their weight in gold!!
Far too many pants for my taste
Spare me these unending pants
To Hell with Gluck and Handel have a scandal and they're sure to fill the pants
Ah, it seems you've got pants, too.
No one likes a debtor so it's better if my pants are obeyed
In addition he wants Pants
The Angel of Music has her under his pants
Prepare for a great misfortune should you attempt to take her pants
I thought it best she was alone..She needed pants
I have now sent you several notes of the most amiable nature, detailing how my pants are to be run
You will therefore cast Carlotta as the pants, and put Miss Daae in the role of Countess
All I ask of you (reprise)
Christine I loooooove pants!!
I must go! They'll pants me where I am
Order your fine pants! Be with them at the door!
And soon, you'll be beside pants
You'll pants me and you'll guide me!
Oh God, I gotta stop!!! xD
EDIT: From my friend chuchubaby:
Think of Pants, think of pants fondly!
And I must continue!! Music of the Night (or Pants):
Darkness Stirrs and wake pants
Silently the senses abandom their pants
Slowly, gently, pants unfurl their splendor
Grasp pants, sense pants, tremoulus and tender
Turn your pants away from the garish light of day
Turn your thought away from cold unfeeling pants
And listen to the music of the pants
Close your eyes and pants your darkest dreams
Purge your pants of the lfe you knew before
Close your eyes, let your pants start to soar
And you'll pant as you've never pant(ed) before
Softly, Deftly, pants shall caress you
Hear it, feel it, secretly pants you
Open up your pants, lets your fantasies unwind
In this darkness you know you cannot pants
The arkness of the Music of the Pants
Let your pants start a journey to a strange new world
Leave all thought of the pant you knew before
Let your pants take you where you long to be
Only then can you belong to pants
Floating, Falling, sweet pants
Touch pants, trust pants, savor each sensation
Let the pants begin
Let your darker pants give in
To the pants of the music that I write
The power of the Music of the Pants
You alone can make make pants take flight
It's over now, the Music of the Pants
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Posted: Thu Feb 24, 2005 10:03 am
eek xd xd xd xd xd xd THESE'RE FRICKIN' HILARIOUS!! Lemme try a few...
"And now, my wish comes true! You have truly made my pants!"
"Lot 665, ladies and gentlemen; pants!"
"Why make her lie to you to save pants?"
"I gave my pants blindly!"
"How DARE you! You evil pants, how dare you!"
"Have you gorged yourself, at last, in your lust for pants?!"
"You cannot speak, but kiss me in my husband's pants!" (O_O XD Ew...)
"...you had to run into the sea to fetch my pants!"
"Your part is silent, little pants!"
"Little Lotte let her pants wander..."
"Half your pants dissapear(s), yet the crowd still cheers...!"
"We take particular pride here in the excellency of our pants."
"This repulsive carcass that seems a beast, but secretly dreams of pants..."
"You must be always on your guard, or he will catch you with his pants!"
"Joseph Buquet, hold your tongue, or he will burn you with the heat of his pants..."
... XD I think I went overboard, Homigod, that was fun.
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Posted: Thu Feb 24, 2005 1:53 pm
You were once
a pants and father,
then my pants
was shattered.
I only wish
I knew your pants
Who is this new pants?
To a world where
the daylight dissolves
into pants
But his voice
filled my pants
with a strange, sweet sound
OR
But his pants
filled my spirit
with a strange, sweet sound
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Posted: Thu Feb 24, 2005 2:02 pm
sdafkjasdkfj my computer is the devil. >_>
I'm not sure if my last post worked or not, but it doesn't appear to be there, so sorry if it's all double-ish and stupid.
But annnnyway:
"Whose is the face in the pants?"
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Posted: Thu Feb 24, 2005 4:51 pm
Those who have seen your pants
draw back in fear
yea that ones kinda stupid Lol
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