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Posted: Wed Feb 27, 2013 8:55 am
Roch had a new little ghoul following him around. You could see it whenever you walked out on the campus--especially lately. He and the blonde ghoul had been going off campus to do something every evening, and coming back right about sundown, the ghoul looking a bit roughed up. Right then Roch stopped, reaching up and patting the ghoul on the head. She looked the most roughed up this time, her pants torn, her hair a mess. But she was grinning as he ran off, heading for the monster dorms. The ghoul stopped and headed for a bench, digging through her things to pull out a brush and fix her hair. After finishing her hair she turned, bringing one long leg up on the bench next to her to heal a shallow cut.
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Posted: Wed Feb 27, 2013 2:20 pm
Lou had unfortunately missed just who the blonde-haired little ghoul was hanging out with, but it didn't really matter. Any woman who looked moderately decent was a target, after all.
The vampire had been heading out for a night on the town, fully prepared to woo some honeys... Or get kicked in the crotch. He hoped there was a way to build up an immunity to that sort of thing.
No matter. Time to make a move.
The boil slid in like he was in the middle of a dance number, eyebrows wiggling seductively. "Hey skullface. You look like you've been through Hell. Why don't you let me take those ripped clothes off for you?"
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Posted: Wed Feb 27, 2013 3:42 pm
There were several little moments where Terra was positive that her common wasn't right, such as this one. Because if she was translating it right, he had just offered to take her clothes off--which didn't make any sense to the ghoul. So he probably had said something else, right? But--oh! "You are un vampire?" she asked, her silver eyes widening. "You are, aren't you? Do you have fangs? Can I see them?" she asked. Well, maybe he meant she should change into something classier--because Vampires were classy, no? Did he carry clothing with him?? Women's clothing? ........ Terra tried to figure this one out, all the while expectantly waiting to see the fangs.
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Posted: Wed Feb 27, 2013 5:00 pm
Lou was... Mildly surprised when nothing came of his little comment. Had she completely ignored it? Maybe she was deaf, like Hellen Skeller.
The vampire rubbed his chin as she started asking about his fangs. She certainly had a strange way of speaking. And asking things out of the blue. Was that what deaf people did? Maybe he should talk louder.
"WHAT, ARE YOU TURNED ON BY FANGS?" The boil yelled, lifting his upper lip to show off his elongated canines. "CAUSE THESE AREN'T THE ONLY THINGS LONGER THAN AVERAGE ON MY PERSON."
Had she heard that one? She must've heard that one.
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Posted: Wed Feb 27, 2013 5:28 pm
"WHY ARE WE YELLING??" Terra yelled back.
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Posted: Wed Feb 27, 2013 6:05 pm
Lou made a face when the ghoul simply yelled back. Okay, so she was simply ignoring his advances.
"That's very rude, you know." Choosing to ignore her question to get back for the former. "I'm trying to make sexual advances and you're just completely ignoring every word that comes out of my mouth. Do you have a mental deficiency? Is your little pea brain comprehending the words coming out of my mouth? Do I need to write it down so you can read it multiple times in order to fully grasp the concept of my words? Do I need to put it simpler? Okay, here it goes. You're kinda pretty. Lets go have sex."
Lou took a deep breath in, now that it had all been expelled from his lungs.
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Posted: Wed Feb 27, 2013 6:26 pm
...... Terra stared at him. "I was thinking that it was a language barrier," she said. "But I see that you are truly that crass. I am very disappointed," she told him. "The vampire, he is to be smooth and classy! He does not go up to a ghoul and go 'let me take your clothes off' or 'let us have sex,' he is supposed to be the one that maidens dress in scanty underwear and stand on the balcony for!" Yes, she'd been ignoring it, seriously hoping she was wrong. Now she was glowering at him, her arms crossed over her chest. She was SO DISAPPOINT, MANG, DISAPPOINT.
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Posted: Wed Feb 27, 2013 6:45 pm
Oh. Ohoho. Too rich. Too rich indeed. He had just ruined some ghoul's midnight fantasy. This little encounter might've just been worth it.
"Well, first of all assuming that any race has exactly the same traits across the board is sort of racist." Lou pointed out, folding his arms with a smug grin. "Second? You're more than welcome to do all that s**t." Hell, a chick standing on a balcony in nothing but underwear? Pretty kinky. "Sounds like you've read your fair share of romance novels, visage de crâne."
The fact that she was giving the stink eye only made him jump for joy on the inside. "Seriously though, what ever gave you that kind of misconception?"
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Posted: Wed Feb 27, 2013 6:53 pm
"Movies! There are many movies! They were my favorites!" she said, forgetting to stink eye him now. "I grow up in a town of undeads--skeletons, beautiful catrinas in flowing silk dresses and such style! We have a movie night once a week and they are so impressed by the classy vampires! But I suppose it is speciesist to assume that all vampires have class," she said, frowning. Assuming GOOD things about a species could be considered speciesist, she thought. Who knew? "I will not dress in skimpy underwear and stand on a balcony for you--even if I had one," she told him straight out. "You have no class."
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Posted: Thu Feb 28, 2013 5:44 pm
"Oh. The movies. Because they're such reliable forms of information." The vampire rolled his spiral eyes. Whether she was disappointed or not, Lou had no intention of relenting. That wasn't the way he rolled.
Adjusting his tie, the boil leaned in. "So I have no class. Does that mean we can just skip the romantic bullshit and get straight to the juicy parts? That's all it is, you know. Bullshit. All the flowery words really just translate to one thing in male speak: I want to do you." The vampire paused. "Or I'm hungry. That is also a viable translation." The vampire nodded sagely at his addition.
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Posted: Thu Feb 28, 2013 5:53 pm
"I will not do 'juicy things' with you. I will not feed you, either," she said, sticking her nose in the air. "I do not feed those that enjoy being crass and trying to do things with females that they do not know and do not care about--but I am hungry," she said, frowning. She stood. "I will go make dinner!" she decided. "It was not very nice meeting you senor vampire." And she fully planned on leaving him behind by the way she started walking away.
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Posted: Sun Mar 03, 2013 1:10 pm
To her words, Lou could only laugh. "Well alright then. I'm sure your cooking is shitty anyways. You seem too full of yourself to prepare anything remotely satisfactory."
After a moment, the boil called, "Have fun living in your fantasy world! Maybe if you dream hard enough, that one sparkly loser from the Twilight books will show up!" He'd have to remember this for future reference. Glitter himself and knock at her door for a good hearty laugh one of these nights. The craft herpes would be worth it.
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Posted: Sun Mar 03, 2013 1:26 pm
Sexy Cocaine We can call that a wrap! TY! "My cooking is very good, and you are the one full of himself, here!" she called over her shoulder, still walking away. "Do not even ask a ghoul's name before trying to do 'juicy things' with her--I am not quite sure what 'juicy things' are, but I know that it is a sign of being a true pendejo," she muttered to herself as she stormed away. How had Roch put being bad and useless? "Vampires suck!" she yelled again. Then frowned, because somehow that just didn't sound as impressive as when Roch had used it. Of course vampires sucked, it was how they fed, no? Oh well, she thought as she headed into the dorms, she would just avoid him from now on.
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