Loser Leaves WWFG Jimmy Monera vs Lester

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Loser Leaves WWFG
Jimmy Monera vs Lester  

[The Millenium Walken]

The lights go out throughout the arena, and the darkness lingers for several seconds. Awake and Alive plays, as bright white lights from the rafters flash on and off in time with the music. As the harder instruments kick in, Jimmy Monera appears on the cat walk, his emblazoned white coat glistening as strongly as ever with reflections from above. Behind him, his wife walks out, clad in a sleek red dress, carrying a wooden crucifix over her shoulder.

"The following contest is scheduled for one fall, and the loser of this match will be leaving the WWF forever! Introducing first, from Detroit Michigan, weighing in at 212 lbs, Jimmy 'The Avatar' Monera!"

Jimmy strolls down the ramp with his arms outstretched, as Nathalie waves the crucifix in the air behind him. As he reaches ring-side, he gives her a quick kiss, and slides in under the bottom rope.

Now in the ring, he climbs a turnbuckle, and motions the cross to all his jeering fans. He then whips off his coat, tosses it to a stage-hand, and returns to the center of the ring.  

[Johnny Sexytimes]

A few moments after Jimmy monera's theme has faded away, Anxiety plays in it's stead. The music plays on for a few minutes, even though Lester doesn't appear on the ramp.

Taking advantage of the fact that the Moneras are watching the front, Lester appears from behind the barrier, near the announcers tables. He quietly slips in under the bottom rope, as much as the screams of the crowd should be giving him away, and attempts to surprise Jimmy with a club across the back.  

[The Millenium Walken]

The club connects, sending Jimmy face-down to the mat. Confused, he scrambles over to a turnbuckle, and twists around to get a look at what just hit him.  

[Johnny Sexytimes]

Instead of charging in for a knee attack, Lester advances on Jimmy, and goes for a series of mudhole stomps.  

[The Millenium Walken]

After a few stomps have hit him, Jimmy rolls out under the bottom rope, seeking the sanctuary of the outside. He moves over to the barrier, as the fans in the front row look him right in the eye and boo him, flashing him a bunch of thumbs-down gestures.  

[Johnny Sexytimes]

Lester watches him for a second, and then climbs out under the top rope, so that he's standing on the apron. He jumps off, aiming a double axe handle for his opponent. He intends to smash Jimmy against the barrier, just like Jimmy did to him on the last show.  

[The Millenium Walken]

Turning his head just in time to see Lester coming down onto him, Jimmy quickly scrambles out of the way, leaving nothing but barrier for the larger man to land on. To emphasize this move, he attempts to hit him in the kidneys with a Roundhouse kick. If it works, he'll aim another one for his head.  

[Johnny Sexytimes]

The kick hits Lester right around the small of his back, sending a jolt of pain into his kidneys. He turns his head, in time to see Jimmy aiming another, higher kick for his head. He drops down to his knees, ducking it, and attempts to pull Jimmy's legs out from under him.  

[The Millenium Walken]

Jimmy has barely gotten his balance following his missed kick attempts when Lester pulls his legs out from under him, sending him right down onto his back. His head bounces off the steel, loudly enough for the cameras to pick it up.  

[Johnny Sexytimes]

Lester slides halfway into the ring to break the count, and then returns to the disoriented Jimmy. He grabs him by the feet, picks him up as though he was going to use a catapult, but instead attempts to spin him around and throw him into the barrier.  

[The Millenium Walken]

Jimmy is spun around by the slingshot, and as Lester lets go of him, he hits the barrier shoulder-first. The barrier collapses backwards onto the first row, as a few fans scream from the surprise and try to scramble away from the fallen fixture. A referee goes over to check on the crowd for injuries as Jimmy tries to get back to his feet.  

[Johnny Sexytimes]

Seeing Jimmy swaying on his feet following this chaos, Lester attempts to clothesline him.  

[The Millenium Walken]

Jimmy ducks the clothesline, and takes the opportunity to sprint towards the ring. He slides in under the bottom rope, and stares down at Lester daring him to take this fight back into the ring.  

[Johnny Sexytimes]

Having missed a clothesline that he'd put so much strength into, Lester stumbles forward, catching himself on the barrier. He turns around, expecting to see Jimmy attempting another cheap striking attack, but instead, The Avatar is already in the ring, waiting for him.

Remembering the count-out rules, Lester follows, getting back in the ring the same way Jimmy had. He walks over to him, and stares him down.